Possible final straw with DH

"Did she then lie in it all night and leave you to discover it the next day?"

Yes.

I woke up in the morning to the Airbnb owner banging on the door shouting:

'You need to leave. Vee need to clean vee apartment.'

My wife, with perfect comic timing, said:

'I'll give him something to fucking clean.'

She whipped back the covers to reveal a shit apocalypse. She'd been lying in it all night, but it had certainly spread to my side of the bed.

I hopped straight in the shower, naturally.

For the record, I do think that 'clubbing' was partly to blame.

That is so awful. It's a pretty disgusting state to get yourself into.

If he hasn't cleaned everything then you'll know how he really, truly feels.

Hope you have a lovely friend you can stay with tonight.

I don’t get why he did it all over the bathroom.

He’s be dumped because of the cheating with a granny, not the stomach bug!

I doubt "clubbing" made your wife shit the bed - too much drink, maybe.

Did she then lie in it all night and leave you to discover it the next day? And then not mention it? Or was she mortified and apologetic? The h in question here couldve possibly salvaged the situation by grovelling to the OP, telling her how sorry/embarrassed he was and then setting fire to the whole lot and ensuring her there will be new bed stuff when she gets home. Instead he has tried to completely ignore it happend and then has come up with a lie about it being the result of a dodgy curry to try and place blame elsewhere rather than it being the result of a night out on the lash and possibly snorting coke.

Im willing to bet £100 he hasn't even bothered to properly clean it up when the op gets back.

Nearly all my friends have stories like this about their dh - usually pissing in a corner of the room tbf, but a couple of bed-shitters too. This thread has actually brought back a memory of when dh did it years back - but he was ill in bed and sharted and didn't immediately realise! He was very sorry though and immediately jumped up to clean it up.

It took me a while to get over it though!

🙌 well… I did stop and think tbh!! Then I realised it meant cocaine! 😁

Imagine your child when older confided in you that their spouse sh*t the bed after getting hideously drunk, coated the bathroom with it and AND had been contacting 80 year old escorts! Is that a relationship you would encourage them to continue? Well no it’s not, because your husband is a fucking disgrace and for all I know you could be an awful person OP, but I feel confident that regardless, you’d still deserve better than this. And your DC deserves better than having that as a role model.

My wife shat the bed when we went on a city break...

That was due to drinking/clubbing.

I would’ve rubbed his nose in it like people used to do to pets when they sh*t in the house

Poo. Escorts. Coke. Drink.

Got it all this thread...

No. No. Dump him. So to speak. Awful man . x

Goodness me, OP. Raise your bar. I would have dumped him for 'chatting' to escorts, let alone this.

BTW, it's never chatting. Do you really think it is or did you try to convince yourself of that.

Go to a hotel and start getting some legal info re divorce. You deserve better than shit in the bed and searching for escorts. Yuk. You are better alone than this poor excuse for a human.

Wow, what a catch he is.
Messaging escorts.
Shitting himself in bed after a few beers & a curry.
I’d be gone, quicker than that shit left his backside.

You know you need to break up with this scumbag don’t you @BestMumAva?

There is absolutely no excuse whatsoever for seeking out geriatric prostitutes and covering your house in shit. He has ZERO respect for you.

Make sure he replaces everything he has damaged, cleans up properly and then kick him out.

Definitely last straw @BestMumAva . 💐

Since I've just dumped a bloke because he farts too much, I can say with absolute certainty this would be a deal breaker for me. I would never ever find him sexy again. Grim.

So he wants to buy sex from an 80 year old and he shits all over the place and doesn't even have the decency to acknowledge it? Why oh why would you stay with someone like this? This is probably just the top of the iceberg OP so throw the dirty pig out and get tested for Stds. I am so sorry but you deserve better than this. Jesus.

No excuse

I had campylobacter where I was shitting myself every 15 mins for over a week and ended up in hospital
Even with that, and being alone, the bathroom was clean

"I really want to know who the 3% are that think the OP is being unreasonable."

Ket users I would guess…

I don’t know you, OP, but I do know you deserve much, MUCH better than whatever he has to offer you.

Ask him what alcohol and drugs he took while out. No way is that paralysis 'behaviour' a result of a few too many drinks.

A childhood friend of mine progressed onto more and more heavy stuff. He felt he was having a great time unfortunately. He’s no longer with us.

Honestly, this is one of the most disgusting things I have ever read, both in terms of the bed incident and the granny fetish. If you were my daughter I wouldn't want you to set foot back in that house ever again. For your sake, and even moreso your daughter's, please leave him and don't look back. No decent human would ever behave like this.

Shitting the bed is grim, no matter what the reason but the only excuse for not immediately apologising and making it clear you've done a deep clean and are extremely sorry.. is serious illness, ie, so ill you're unaware and incapable.

The fact he hasn't properly apologised or made any effort to let you know he has cleaned up, but has actually tried to ignore it/play it down... thats the death knell for me.

The granny fetish is next level ew.

He’s on escort sites and shits everywhere. Honestly that would make me feel sick. I couldn’t let him near me after that.