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Bruno mars new song 🤮 can I block from Spotify??

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Roxieandthegang · 27/01/2025 15:43

Has anyone heard this song
I heard it other other day and was so so shocked by the lyrics I nearly had a heart attack 😂
Why do mainstream artists bring out utter filth like this. I really don’t like my kids (teenage) hearing this garbage….ive listened to some garbage in my time but it’s another level and is shocking to me coming from such a popular artist.
I know everyone will be like well they will hear it on YouTube/tiktok…..but I’d really like it not to be coming up on Spotify which they listen to alot 🫣

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Hazylazydays · 27/01/2025 21:35

CoffeeGood · 27/01/2025 21:20

It is EVERYONE'S responsibility to protect children from porn. Don't YOU think so? If you don't think that "Milk mustache on your face when I cum", "slob on my clit", "Titties on your forehead, titties on your chin", "pussy drip like gold", "Squirt in your mouth, squirt on your bed", "Coochie water autograph" is porn language, then there is something seriously wrong with your mentality. I'm 52, led quite the opposite of a sheltered life and I don't want to hear that stuff. I certainly don't want any child (or my granny!) to have to listen to such utter, degrading language.

Music artists who are being paid by and who usually aim music at kids / teens, (young adults even) definitely have a duty of responsibility to those same kids to make sure they are not exposed to such degrading language for a woman's body.

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Absolute yes to this 👏 very well said.

Nanny0gg · 27/01/2025 21:34

creamsnugjumper · 27/01/2025 19:25

Yuck what revolting lyrics, I feel like we are going backwards.

Backwards?

Lyrics were never like that!

DalzielOrNoDalzielAndDontPascoe · 27/01/2025 21:30

Hell, even Mozart wrote a piece called Lech mich im Arsch- it's not too hard to figure out what that one means in English.

Incredibly, there's actually some very early footage of Mozart and his obsession with rudery and bawdiness on YouTube.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CZsCSrsbPGY&pp=ygUjYXJtc3Ryb25nIGFuZCBtaWxsZXIgZ2F5IGJhciBza2V0Y2g%3D

- YouTube

Enjoy the videos and music that you love, upload original content and share it all with friends, family and the world on YouTube.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?pp=ygUjYXJtc3Ryb25nIGFuZCBtaWxsZXIgZ2F5IGJhciBza2V0Y2g%3D&v=CZsCSrsbPGY

merryandbrightdelight · 27/01/2025 21:30

😱😱😱oh nooo I didn't want to read that on a Monday!

MummaMummaJumma · 27/01/2025 21:29

BatchCookBabe · 27/01/2025 21:27

😂

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😂😂😂 Jay during his song pinch to Bruno Mars and Sexyy Red!

BatchCookBabe · 27/01/2025 21:27

MummaMummaJumma · 27/01/2025 21:25

Jay did say “So I had one bent over the table here, there was one up here I was fingering, I was just toe fucking the one on the floor”. This would actually fit in the song perfectly, so I am beginning to think Jay is the mastermind behind Bruno Mars’ latest track!

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😂

Bruno mars new song 🤮 can I block from Spotify??
MummaMummaJumma · 27/01/2025 21:25

Firefly1987 · 27/01/2025 20:34

It might actually be worse than anything Jay said but I'd have to watch the Inbetweeners boxset again to check lol.

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Jay did say “So I had one bent over the table here, there was one up here I was fingering, I was just toe fucking the one on the floor”. This would actually fit in the song perfectly, so I am beginning to think Jay is the mastermind behind Bruno Mars’ latest track!

DalzielOrNoDalzielAndDontPascoe · 27/01/2025 21:23

Alltheyearround · 27/01/2025 19:19

See we can't even make it up.

I do like the tune 'round and round the garden' and I may now be humming this and hearing those nonsensical lyrics in my head for the next week or so.

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Round and round the garden
Like a teddy bear
One step, two steps
Tickle me bum-bum hair

There we are: raunchy and adult, but respectably so!

BatchCookBabe · 27/01/2025 21:23

CoffeeGood · 27/01/2025 21:20

It is EVERYONE'S responsibility to protect children from porn. Don't YOU think so? If you don't think that "Milk mustache on your face when I cum", "slob on my clit", "Titties on your forehead, titties on your chin", "pussy drip like gold", "Squirt in your mouth, squirt on your bed", "Coochie water autograph" is porn language, then there is something seriously wrong with your mentality. I'm 52, led quite the opposite of a sheltered life and I don't want to hear that stuff. I certainly don't want any child (or my granny!) to have to listen to such utter, degrading language.

Music artists who are being paid by and who usually aim music at kids / teens, (young adults even) definitely have a duty of responsibility to those same kids to make sure they are not exposed to such degrading language for a woman's body.

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YES!!!!!!! 👏

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Probablywould · 27/01/2025 21:20

BatchCookBabe · 27/01/2025 21:12

@heyhopotato Eminem never released ANYTHING like this. Bruno's song is really vile and sexually graphic and demeaning to women.

Eminem has some out there songs. Fack is pretty much the same as this, if not more in a way

CoffeeGood · 27/01/2025 21:20

ThreeCheersFor5Years · 27/01/2025 20:56

Then it’s up to her to put those blockers in place or teach them the song is inappropriate. It isn’t other people responsibility to shelter your children.

You really think music artists should be restricted on what they can create just incase your darling child hears it on a bus? It’s ridiculous to think that’s how life works.

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It is EVERYONE'S responsibility to protect children from porn. Don't YOU think so? If you don't think that "Milk mustache on your face when I cum", "slob on my clit", "Titties on your forehead, titties on your chin", "pussy drip like gold", "Squirt in your mouth, squirt on your bed", "Coochie water autograph" is porn language, then there is something seriously wrong with your mentality. I'm 52, led quite the opposite of a sheltered life and I don't want to hear that stuff. I certainly don't want any child (or my granny!) to have to listen to such utter, degrading language.

Music artists who are being paid by and who usually aim music at kids / teens, (young adults even) definitely have a duty of responsibility to those same kids to make sure they are not exposed to such degrading language for a woman's body.

FTHC · 27/01/2025 21:18

Googled the lyrics and now all I can think of is
Soft kitty, warm kitty

Alltheyearround · 27/01/2025 21:16

SprinkleOfSunak · 27/01/2025 21:04

I saw this thread and typed in Bruno Mars and Google added ‘fat juicy and wet lyrics.’ I assumed this was the song in question. I pulled a disgusted face and clicked on the top search result and was totally repulsed!

This is just pure filth, and I can’t quite believe my eyes, nor can I begin to think of the melody or tune that would accompany it.

I’ve never liked Bruno Mars, and have always found him repulsive and creepy, and this song has exacerbated this.

There are some suggestions upthread, round and round the garden, I'm a little teapot, and one I also just thought up 'titties, shoulders, knees and toes, knees and toes.'

Now. don't accidentally sing that at the next play group you attend. Unless attended by persons from this thread you may get some funny looks.

RIP Bruno, you are dead to us now.

JRSKSSBH · 27/01/2025 21:14

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BatchCookBabe · 27/01/2025 21:12

@heyhopotato Eminem never released ANYTHING like this. Bruno's song is really vile and sexually graphic and demeaning to women.

Sushiandunagi · 27/01/2025 21:12

dunno… seems a suitable anthem for the era when Bonnie Blue and That other girl make front pages… I wonder what’s the next step up of moral degradation … pardon me, liberation… is going to be.

JRSKSSBH · 27/01/2025 21:12

Just filthy and disgusting. I used to like him. No more. wtf is wrong with people? Pure porn.

FaeFay · 27/01/2025 21:08

Well that's Bruno blocked on my Spotify

Thanks for heads up

Pass the bleach

heyhopotato · 27/01/2025 21:04

I was a kid when Eminem started getting really big so I can't see it being much worse that some of his lyrics we all used to rap in the playground.

To be honest with all the stuff about men in the music industry coming out, it sounds like the lyrics aren't much different to real life for most, in fact they probably abuse and traumatise women and children much more in real life.

SprinkleOfSunak · 27/01/2025 21:04

I saw this thread and typed in Bruno Mars and Google added ‘fat juicy and wet lyrics.’ I assumed this was the song in question. I pulled a disgusted face and clicked on the top search result and was totally repulsed!

This is just pure filth, and I can’t quite believe my eyes, nor can I begin to think of the melody or tune that would accompany it.

I’ve never liked Bruno Mars, and have always found him repulsive and creepy, and this song has exacerbated this.

DanceTheDevilBackIntoHisHole · 27/01/2025 20:59

CrowleyKitten · 27/01/2025 20:49

well, it's just an abbreviation for the accurate scientific name of a specific body part. it's not a swearword.

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Indeed. But pussy is not,.in itself, a swear word or explicit but is still removed. It's just interesting that pussy was too much but clit is fine

BatchCookBabe · 27/01/2025 20:58

ThreeCheersFor5Years · 27/01/2025 20:56

Then it’s up to her to put those blockers in place or teach them the song is inappropriate. It isn’t other people responsibility to shelter your children.

You really think music artists should be restricted on what they can create just incase your darling child hears it on a bus? It’s ridiculous to think that’s how life works.

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This 'song' should be taken out of the existence so NO member of the public can hear it, because it's SHITE!

BatchCookBabe · 27/01/2025 20:56

Dweetfidilove · 27/01/2025 20:49

It will be the young folks maybe . I had to stop listening 🤷🏾‍♀️

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Yeah, I can imagine most people who think this song is 'great' to be aged between 12 and 17, and probably still a virgin who giggles at the thought of having sex, and says things like fannies, bums, and titties.