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Bruno mars new song 🤮 can I block from Spotify??

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Roxieandthegang · 27/01/2025 15:43

Has anyone heard this song
I heard it other other day and was so so shocked by the lyrics I nearly had a heart attack 😂
Why do mainstream artists bring out utter filth like this. I really don’t like my kids (teenage) hearing this garbage….ive listened to some garbage in my time but it’s another level and is shocking to me coming from such a popular artist.
I know everyone will be like well they will hear it on YouTube/tiktok…..but I’d really like it not to be coming up on Spotify which they listen to alot 🫣

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BottomWibblyWob · 27/01/2025 16:19

Crunchymum · 27/01/2025 16:18

It's called Fat Juicy & Wet

Honestly even the song title is embarrassing

TwigletsAndRadishes · 27/01/2025 16:19

Woah! I don't know what I was expecting, but I wasn't expecting that. Am I safe to assume I won't be hearing it on the Jeremy Vine show?

Honestly, why though? It's going to get barely any mainstream radio plays due to the sheer amount of bleeps it would require, so what's the point?

I know how parents of teens in the 50s felt now, when they got all worked up about Elvis's pelvis and Rock 'n' Roll being the devil's work. I am actually outraged and revolted. I don't appreciate being made to feel so old and uptight but God, that's properly grim.

Crunchymum · 27/01/2025 16:18

BottomWibblyWob · 27/01/2025 16:17

Is anyone gonna post the song title?

It's called Fat Juicy & Wet

BottomWibblyWob · 27/01/2025 16:18

How is this the man who wrote the same lyrics as “When I see your face there’s not a thing that I would change cos you’re amazing just the way you are”

What is he doing?

MonstroElisasue · 27/01/2025 16:18

You can block explicit content in the settings I think.

ChristmasPudd1990 · 27/01/2025 16:17

Just read the lyrics. Not heard the song. It's WAP mark 2 isn't it? 🥴

BottomWibblyWob · 27/01/2025 16:17

Is anyone gonna post the song title?

AuContraire · 27/01/2025 16:16

It's like he's a 17 year old who's never had sex before.

Grim.

MLMsuperfan · 27/01/2025 16:16

Perhaps it's not about sex. Maybe "slob on my cl*" or "throw my legs back, eat my **ty from the front" is a complex literary metaphor.

ILiedToJimmyNail · 27/01/2025 16:16

I just made the mistake of looking at the lyrics... Bloody hell. It's a bit much Bruno old chap 😂

Crunchymum · 27/01/2025 16:15

rewilded · 27/01/2025 16:00

I am scared to google - what's the gist of it?

It's called Fat Juicy & Wet so use your imagination (it seems to be missing a comma but that's the least of it !!)

It's obviously meant to shock and it's pretty nasty to be fair!

Sunshiiine · 27/01/2025 16:15

Holy shit what have I just read.

i want to bleach my eyeballs.

Jellycats4life · 27/01/2025 16:14

I was shocked by a Sabrina Carpenter song recently. Her fans are mostly young teens. Why does everything have to be so pornbrained these days?

FuckoffeeBeforeCoffee · 27/01/2025 16:14

It's just crude gibberish.

PoisonRain · 27/01/2025 16:11

And I thought "Guess" by Charli doo-da featuring Billie Eilish was a bit near the mark, that's clean compared to this

CoffeeGood · 27/01/2025 16:11

I'm no prude, I love Alice Cooper and some of his lyrics are near the knuckle, but those lyrics are disgusting! I mean there is releasing a racy song for shock value and the "no publicity is bad publicity" point of view etc, but that's just gross. I really hope they don't play it on the radio!

ForSparklyLemonLurker · 27/01/2025 16:10

You're not wrong. Every other bloody facebook reel or instagram reel has that bloody song with him howling about if the world was ending.

DanceTheDevilBackIntoHisHole · 27/01/2025 16:10

There is a 'clean' edit of it on Spotify. Interestingly the word Clit is left in..

Wigtopia · 27/01/2025 16:09

I had to look up the lyrics and it started off awful, but then I absolutely lost it when read the lyrics “titties on your forehead, titties on your chin” Jesus wept! 😆😆 genuinely can’t understand why or how they came up with these lyrics - must be a wind up 😆

Wanttoadoptadog · 27/01/2025 16:09

Remember when Cliff Richards the Millennium Prayer song was banned? Such simple times.

Probablywould · 27/01/2025 16:09

Comefromaway · 27/01/2025 16:08

Is it the one that has been co-written with a female rapper? She is known for this kind of thing apparently.

Yeah it’s a pretty tame song for her.

And not totally out of left field for Bruno, he’s had some explicit songs over the years.

rewilded · 27/01/2025 16:08

I mean he is 39 - how embarrassing!

Comefromaway · 27/01/2025 16:08

Is it the one that has been co-written with a female rapper? She is known for this kind of thing apparently.

Twaddlepip · 27/01/2025 16:06

Wow. That’s rank. It makes him look a total twat. What was he thinking?

icecreamscoops · 27/01/2025 16:06

Bloody hell that's repulsive what a horrible song!