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Bruno mars new song 🤮 can I block from Spotify??

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Roxieandthegang · 27/01/2025 15:43

Has anyone heard this song
I heard it other other day and was so so shocked by the lyrics I nearly had a heart attack 😂
Why do mainstream artists bring out utter filth like this. I really don’t like my kids (teenage) hearing this garbage….ive listened to some garbage in my time but it’s another level and is shocking to me coming from such a popular artist.
I know everyone will be like well they will hear it on YouTube/tiktok…..but I’d really like it not to be coming up on Spotify which they listen to alot 🫣

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BatchCookBabe · 27/01/2025 17:54

@septumring99 , (at 17.35.) Re your comment 'certain artists make songs for adults, so what do you expect... ' This is not just for adults, it's fucking foul and nasty. Sabrina Carpenter says 'please don't embarrass me mother fucker' on Please Please Please, and Olivia Rodriguez says 'I still fucking love you baby' in Driver's Licence, which is clearly not aimed at children... But they're not saying 'shove your c0ck up my ar$e,' 'chew my clit,' and 'get me juicy and wet as you fuck me from behind' are they?

This is out and out attention-seeking, and pathetic, with a 'let's see how filthy we can be to get attention' vibe - like that hideous WAP song. Who the fuck wants to hear about wet juicy fannies and men sticking their face in them when they're listening to music? For fuck's sake. 😂 Anyone who thinks this is just adult music needs to give their head a wobble. It's hideous! 😖

Also Bruno Mars has never done music just for adults! His music has always been mainstream and for all ages.

What the fuck is he playing at?

LookItsMeAgain · 27/01/2025 17:53

I will not listen to it on purpose but it sounds to me like he wants to be cancelled in the same way that Robin Thicke was (and to a lesser degree Pharrell Williams) with their awful song from a few years back.

ThatRareUmberJoker · 27/01/2025 17:53

Runawaytrainer · 27/01/2025 15:49

What's it called?

Fat Juicy & Wet

Mrsdyna · 27/01/2025 17:53

WTF is that song? What the hell is wrong with him? He sounds absolutely deranged 🤮

AgathaX · 27/01/2025 17:49

Bloody hell, those lyrics are vile.

What a horrible, horrible man.

Bloozie · 27/01/2025 17:49

Grim as.

dapsnotplimsolls · 27/01/2025 17:48

Jaysus, just looked up the lyrics. Has he regressed to a 14 year old boy?

YoureNotGoingOutLikeThat · 27/01/2025 17:48

I think everyone over 40 should start playing it and singing along to it. That'll make everyone under 20 turn off.

TheBoots · 27/01/2025 17:45

Take it none of you remember WAP by Cardi B, or My Neck, My Back by Khia (from 2002!!) then...

BatchCookBabe · 27/01/2025 17:44

ThreeCheersFor5Years · 27/01/2025 17:36

This is soooo dramatic 😂

True though.

CynicalSunni · 27/01/2025 17:44

InWithThePlums · 27/01/2025 16:57

Nowt wrong with a bit of Mannilow.

And have they not heard the classic mannilow track of ' i want to do it with you" quite risque

Stigsmother · 27/01/2025 17:42

Oh dear, just googled the "lyrics". Bit young for a mid-life crisis isn't he?

renthead · 27/01/2025 17:40

I just googled and couldn't even get halfway through the song lyrics 🤢 These people should be embarrassed. Absolutely cringe.

rubiconartist · 27/01/2025 17:38

Fucking hell that's bit much! It's not even good or clever. 😄

Always thought Bruno Mars was shit anyway tbh.

whoevenknowsanymore · 27/01/2025 17:37

Maybe it got through because it's a female being grim and explicit? Empowered sexuality and all that. Probably a bit less horrific than if it was a man singing his perspective but still pretty gross.

ThreeCheersFor5Years · 27/01/2025 17:36

Newfoundzestforlife · 27/01/2025 17:35

I feel the same! It's tainted all of his music for me now, such a shame. I now just see him as a desperate perv.

This is soooo dramatic 😂

BatchCookBabe · 27/01/2025 17:36

SleepingStandingUp · 27/01/2025 17:34

Exactly this. ATP is our year 5's favourite song, they all sing it in class. Now this song where he's singing about how much he likes his new cat. Alexa better recognise this for the shit it I do a and ban it

I detest APT. 😖

Thisisnotmyid · 27/01/2025 17:36

It’s just a shit song generally but it’s going to be one of those horrible worm ones that gets stuck in our heads but it’s not the worst thing I’ve ever heard and it’s definitely not the dirtiest!

MrsMitford3 · 27/01/2025 17:36

DalzielOrNoDalzielAndDontPascoe · 27/01/2025 17:31

I love that song - but now, whenever I think about Bruno Mars, I'm just going to associate him with this nasty, stupid song instead.

I agree-

what on earth-I wonder if he is broke? New agent? Why?????

Seems so ill advised as I thought he was popular and had a good reputation and this is so awful that it could actually be a parody of a bad joke song on SNL or the likes.

Boo!!

Newfoundzestforlife · 27/01/2025 17:35

BatchCookBabe · 27/01/2025 17:33

OK, I see it's his brand new song. I have now googled the lyrics.

How the fuck has this made it off the cutting room floor? Shock I am no prude but this is utterly vile. Proper nasty. I can't believe Bruno has gone from epic songs like Uptown Funk, Locked Out Of Heaven, Just The Way You Are, Grenade, and When I was Your Man; and cute songs like Marry You, Lazy Song, and Runaway Baby, to THIS TRASH!

As has been said, he is turning into a dirty, filthy-minded, middle aged man. What a pig. I was a fan of his. Not any more. He can get tae fuck! Hmm

I am so repulsed by him now, that if ever I met him, and he chatted me up, I would tell him to fuck off. I would NOT want to be with a man who comes out with shit like this. 😖 (Yes yes I know that's not gonna happen - him asking me out, but you know what I mean!!!)

He's got a girlfriend hasn't he? I wonder what she thinks of this monstrosity of a 'song?'

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I feel the same! It's tainted all of his music for me now, such a shame. I now just see him as a desperate perv.

septumring99 · 27/01/2025 17:35

I mean, I don't like it. I actually really don't like it, and I don't generally mind explicit lyrics. Hell, I didn't switch off if WAP came on a Spotify mix even if it wasn't my favourite, it was catchy.

That said, it's not really a musician's responsibility to make PG music just because they have some young fans. The song is marked as "explicit" on Spotify and Apple Music, it'll have a parental advisory warning on physical copies; that's the extent of what I expect a musician to have to do to ensure their music doesn't reach inappropriate ears. The same with films and TV shows- if it's properly warned, they've done their part. Parents shouldn't be sending their children off to see a film rated 18, they equally should be monitoring that their young children don't have access to music which is rated explicit. I saw the same argument made about the Five Nights at Freddy's film a couple of years back; just because some young kids want to see it doesn't mean it was intended for a young audience, and it doesn't mean the creators shouldn't be able to make the horror film they had conceptualised from the start.

Bruno Mars, and Sabrina Carpenter who has also been mentioned, have always been writing music for adults. No, not all of their songs are explicit and therefore appeal to all ages, but that doesn't mean artists should be boxed in to making either exclusively adult material so only adults are likely to come across it, or exclusively child-friendly material so that young listeners are never going to hear a song about sex. I know it doesn't always make it easy, especially in the internet age, for parents to manage; but it isn't the artists' job to manage either.

Bubbles90 · 27/01/2025 17:35

sad, pathetic and desperate for attention.

ThighsYouCantControl · 27/01/2025 17:34

just googled the lyrics out of curiosity. Fucking hell 😳

SleepingStandingUp · 27/01/2025 17:34

JackieGoodman · 27/01/2025 15:56

Bleurgh, and his last one (with Rose) was so catchy I've been thinking lately "I quite like him" Shock
Its a shitty move from someone with a lot of young fans IMO.

Exactly this. ATP is our year 5's favourite song, they all sing it in class. Now this song where he's singing about how much he likes his new cat. Alexa better recognise this for the shit it I do a and ban it

Newyearsurprise · 27/01/2025 17:34

Never heard it, had to check it out I actually really like it, thanks Mumsnet!

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