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20 soggy dog turds all in a row

29 replies

Ottika · 27/01/2025 15:22

I know it's mumsnet but I am not exaggerating.
20 fucking sopping wet turds.

Walking through a small neighbourhood this afternoon, there was a good deal of shit about, but one little bungalow had a count of 20 large turds resting alongside it's garage wall (on the street), each one spaced about a foot away from the other, as if they'd been placed there.

I thought this was pretty remarkable, if we are going to consider each turd came form a different dog. That's like synchronised shitting.
I felt sorry for the people in the bungalow.

Is this kind of thing increasing in general? Is it area dependent? (this was a depressed place but not what I'd call rough).

OP posts:
vodkaredbullgirl · 27/01/2025 19:27

And you counted them all 😆

jumperround · 27/01/2025 19:26

I think fines should be minimum of £500! Also let's introduce genetic dog poo testing and tracing so the owners will always be fined.

Wigtopia · 27/01/2025 19:25

I wonder if people are thinking it will wash away with heavy rain? Idiots.

Carpetmoths · 27/01/2025 19:24

This is so eerily similar to what I saw today, down to the bungalow! I definitely think it’s increasing, and it’s fucking disgusting. My neighbourhood is absolutely covered in dog shit and when summer hits it stinks of dog piss as well. It’s made me genuinely hate dogs and their owners honestly