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SO DRUNK HELP

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Ofteqq · 19/01/2025 17:16

Typed my title out and this so many times as I can’t type properly so drunk how can I sober up this isn’t good

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Grammarnut · 19/01/2025 19:18

Fried eggs, bacon, tomatoes, baked beans, mushrooms and blackpudding. Tomato juice with tabasco and worcester sauce. Works wonders. Follow with black coffee.
That's tomorrow. Tonight, lots of water.

fairycakes1234 · 19/01/2025 19:16

Kashmiri24 · 19/01/2025 18:44

I think you will be very embarrassed when you wake up tomorrow morning, log onto Mumsnet, click on 'my threads' and see this load of twaddle.

My advice would be a pint of water now, a pint of water on your bedside table, and sleep. And don't drunk post on Mumsnet or any other social media.

Why would she be embarrassed, noone knows her??

wildhay · 19/01/2025 19:15

Hahaha this thread is too funny

Cornecopia · 19/01/2025 19:13

Kashmiri24 · 19/01/2025 18:44

I think you will be very embarrassed when you wake up tomorrow morning, log onto Mumsnet, click on 'my threads' and see this load of twaddle.

My advice would be a pint of water now, a pint of water on your bedside table, and sleep. And don't drunk post on Mumsnet or any other social media.

I think you mean numsbet

MrsPinkSky · 19/01/2025 19:12

Was logging into Mumsnet, name changing and starting a thread really easier than Googling 'how to sober up'?

Rorous · 19/01/2025 19:11

Well I’m enjoying your thread OP! Enjoy your takeaway, hope tomorrow isn’t too painful 😆

oakleaffy · 19/01/2025 19:07

menopausalfart · 19/01/2025 18:49

@oakleaffy I've never been able to tolerate alcohol. I could get off my face on half a lager. I'm glad Opium isn't legal as I would definitely frequent one of those dens.

I think people have different biochemical makeups- I've never liked alcohol, but the vaporised opium I tried last century - it was alarming how soothing it felt.

My Iranian friend was dismayed when he moved to UK and he found it wasn't part of the culture here - but booze was.

KrankyKumquat · 19/01/2025 19:07

Twaddlepip · 19/01/2025 18:47

Classic drunk behaviour, that’s all. I used to climb on phone boxes, postboxes and wheelybins.

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Yeah me too. Just don't remember my mum doing that 😅

sanityisamyth · 19/01/2025 19:07

Why did you start this thread? Everyone knows how you sober up. Know your limits, stop drinking when you need too, get home safely, drink water and go to sleep. You can't speed up alcohol metabolism. Just don't drink too much at a baby shower then start spewing crap on Mumsnet.

fairycakes1234 · 19/01/2025 19:07

MumblesParty · 19/01/2025 18:24

You got wasted at a baby shower? Classy 🙄.
No doubt you’ll tell me I’m boring and old, but I’d prefer that to being drunk and embarrassing.

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She's not the first person to get drunk, condescending women are the worse😊bet your friends are terrified to get drunk under mumblespartys evil eye🤣

TortillaTam · 19/01/2025 19:03

Numsbet and moon bag are now my favourite expressions ever! Hope it doesn't hurt too much in the morning OP, enjoy your takeaway Grin

chelseahealyslips · 19/01/2025 19:02

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No it doesn't. You're a bloody shit stirrer @spacepies

Twoshoesnewshoes · 19/01/2025 19:02

Leave OP be moonbags, crikey surely we’ve all done it?
my DP would find it hilarious too.
little lunchtime nap under the desk tomorrow she’ll be fine

therewasafishinthepercolator · 19/01/2025 19:02

Uck, leave her be. Not sure why people are being so hostile. OP had a few too many and makes silly posts. Drunk person does silly thing. Hardly a big deal. Enjoy the rest of your night OP. And your chichen burger. 😁

oakleaffy · 19/01/2025 19:02

Twaddlepip · 19/01/2025 18:49

So they get toasted on opium and that’s better that a few glasses of fizz, is it? 😂

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It's probably moderation in all things.

I did have a go on vaporised opium many years ago last century and it was profoundly peaceful and lovely.
A feeling of warmth and supreme lightness.

That of course is how people get drawn in.

MegaClutterSlut · 19/01/2025 19:01

Some people need to lighten up, its ok to get shitfaced every once in a while, her dh is looking after the kids, she just had a bit too much fun. Most people have done it at some point. As long as op doesn't piss in the wardrobe, she's fine 😁

Hope you haven't got work tomorrow op, eat some carbs and drink plenty of water

OiFatArse · 19/01/2025 18:58

@Ofteqq You definitely need to change your username to Moonbag !! 😂😂😂

RubaiyatOfAnyone · 19/01/2025 18:57

Ofteqq · 19/01/2025 17:20

I know you’re probably thinking how can you fine this drink but I have inpredircibe text

Oh my god, you’re right!
that is word-for-word what i was thinking.
it’s uncanny.

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Ofteqq · 19/01/2025 18:56

@spacepies🤷🏻‍♀️

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ruethewhirl · 19/01/2025 18:54

Following this thread purely to see how long before it gets zapped. 😄

Drink loads of water OP!

spacepies · 19/01/2025 18:53

Op no offence but your just embarrassing yourself now very cringey.
You have kids in the house a husband that likes it when you act like a teen just wrong.

LostittoBostik · 19/01/2025 18:53

Ofteqq · 19/01/2025 18:38

@MumblesParty did I ask for help? Can’t remember🤣 if so, I don’t need help!

Your subject line literally says HELP

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

menopausalfart · 19/01/2025 18:52

Surely drunk posting on MN is preferable to other social media pages. At least here you're anonymous.

Original poster
Ofteqq · 19/01/2025 18:51

@Freesiabritney ok

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LostittoBostik · 19/01/2025 18:51

hazelnutvanillalatte · 19/01/2025 18:16

LOL I'm feeling it for you, not jealous of tomorrow morning, good luck

Nah she'll be fine - 75 per cent of the average workplace handover is just having to get up for work 5 hours after you stopped drinking. She's got a 12 hour night to sleep it off.