I’m in a mood. What should be banned (lighthearted)

LOL that is hideous! Bet this person starts some sentences off with 'Reader....' and 'Kindly.....' and 'Gently....' and says 'use your words' and 'new year new me!'

😂

Anyone who calls their pet a fur baby.

That's horrible and a shocking waste of food. There was someone on a thread here recently who said that her hobby was to go to supermarkets and crush biscuits and crisp packets and smash bread. Idiot.

I am in a mood too, same reasoning. At this moment, just ban everything.. arrggh.

I have found my people.

People who listen to things on public transport without headphones. Although the sex in relationships podcast was quite interesting.

People who shout at retail staff instead of politely articulating the problem.

People who don’t understand what the term RSVP means or why it might be polite to respond to let the organising parent know whether their DC would like to attend a birthday party. Particularly annoying when at least one of the radio silence people is the one who sent about four reminders for her own DC’s party. Hoping for no curveballs as I refuse to do more than a couple of spare party bags…

Excess stomach acid, irritable bowel syndrome, anxiety, period pains and perimenopause.

Grown adults who reference “boxes of choccies” in professional communications.

Bing.

Playing stuff out loud on your phone in public places, especially public transport 🤬🤬🤬

Dogs that jump up at you whilst their owners do fuck all to stop them

Kids that run around in restaurants whilst their parents do fuck all to stop them

Tin openers that dont!

Umbrellas that blow inside out.

Fake loud look-at-me laughter

Cod

Tweens making youtube content.

The lazy entitled cunt in a Range Rover on the school run. Pub over the road from school (secondary) happy for their huge car park to be used. Crossing right by the car park. Should be perfect.

Mrs Cunt Rover however pulls across the car park entrance. If she's early she waits there. Stupid cow needs to be banned from breathing

She has bad grammar and she is a pretentious twerp.

Oh, and people who say, not gonna lie. I should hope fking not.

The packets of bacon that have the easy to peel plastic open edge but when you pull it, it doesn't open the packet. Why put it on if it doesn't work? Boils my piss.
Myself, for always attempting to pull it open first, even though I know it wont, instead of just getting the scissors to open it in the first place.
Also this cold weather.

Kids that throw other kids shoes on the school roof on the coldest day of the year.

Ditto schools that do FA about said kid repeatedly bullying anyone smaller than him.

(my kid’s shoe came off when he kicked a ball, a kid literally twice his size grabbed the shoe and threw it on the roof, leaving my kid shoeless on frost covered ground). The teacher didn’t do anything about it at all.

Could someone come up with a way to bypass menopause, please?

Those people who come in the supermarket where I work and 'rearrange the shelves' - you know the sort, who 'amusingly' take a frozen pizza and hide it down the back of the tins section or put ice cream in the toothpaste shelving or small bars of chocolate behind the dogfood.

Fuck off you bastardy bastards, I spend half my shift trying to tidy up your messes, you twats.

Thank you, I feel better now.

Ooh ooh! Another one. People are always "welcoming a baby". You can't just have a baby in the media

My DH drives me BATSHIT when he is eating nuts (peanuts/dry roasted/cashews...) He has a little bowl with around 80-100 nuts in it, and he eats them ONE AT A TIME! Makes me feel actually genuinely violent. I have to leave the room. It is sooooooooooooo irritating.

I am sure I can think of other things that need banning. But yeah, as the OP said, people knocking the door begging for money. AND chuggers outside Morrisons and Sainsburys trying to get you to sign up for a monthly payment to their charity. I can't leave the store without passing them.' Madam, do you like animals???' (No I fucking hate them!) I pretend I am on my phone quite often, so they can't engage with me as I am 'talking to someone.'

Also people trying to sell me a funeral plan or trying to get me to make a will. I juts say 'not interested thanks' Yet 2 days later will man/funeral man is still there and he asks me again. And again. And again. It's intrusive and fucking annoying.

Chuggers in general. Fuck off.

Teenage boys with their hands down their pants.

My DH when he has the slightest fucking sniffle 🤣 coughing his bastard germs all over the place.
Fake people
Cyclists who ride 3 or 4 abreast
People who leave toast crumbs all over my work surface (dh-again!)
Periods
Perimenopause
Aches and pains
Hair washing day
ARMPIT HAIR!

Im in a fantastic mood today

Ditto people saying "I hate to tell you!" and you know they're loving it.

Btw the On The Beach family are back on our screens with the rude greedy kid. You've been warned Mumsnetters.

Shaving all your body hair off (but only if you are man lol)

Cyclists who have flashing lights.
People who watch videos on their phone in public spaces.
The word ‘journey’ used metaphorically.
Side roads that are ice rinks.
People who ask you to do things but don’t do what you ask them to do.
People who have a strop about being persecuted when they have actually fucked up.
The brilliant pre-icer spray I bought that definitely doesn’t let your windscreen freeze but is like a jelly layer when you put your wipers on.

I need to hibernate and stay away from the world this weekend I think!

Twice today TWICE I heard the phrase "Kicking The Can Down The Road" on TV , usually said in regard to the Government.

It makes me cringe .

People on their phones the whole time. I include me. Ladies look queue at half time at football last night, everyone on their phones while queuing. And then I joined them 🙄😬🤨

When I had piggies I would buy a pack of the leafiest celery I could find , they ate the leaves and DH had the stalks