I’m in a mood. What should be banned (lighthearted)

Good call on vaping. Definite ban.

Also all the frustrating packaging. My worst is Weetabix. Would it kill them to design packaging for Weetabix that, when you opened it, didn't scatter crumbs across your whole kitchen?

Digital menu displays in cafes (looking at you, Costa).

People who can't match speed to filter in on M'way. Drivers who sit with their foot on the brake pedal so the brake lights flash on and off randomly. Drivers who speed up and slow down for no reason when I'm on cruise control. Actually lets just say ALL other drivers. Elaine Page (aka the Hyena in our house). Definitely the people who stop at the end of escalators or when they go through a door. Anyone who thinks a supermarket aisle is the place to meet up with friends. People who only answer one question when there was 3 in the email.

Frost no I don't want to spent twenty fucking minutes getting into my car scraping my car making sure I can see out of my car only to get in and have to wind the fucking windows down because I have a hot flush and steam up the car so I'm hot air blowing the window clear while freezing my ass off also keeping the window clear 🙃

Agree with the celery crunchy water has no place in society

What do you wear when relaxing? Particularly at home.

XL bullies

People who litter

Artificial sweeteners

People who don't have their tickets ready at the ticket barriers in railway stations and dither around blocking the way for ~me~ others

Motorcycles (the sound of them is hateful)

Quad bikes

Playing music/watching videos on phones in public without headphones

Speaking on mobile phones on public transport (a 2 minute really urgent call is fine)

My fucking freezing cold feet. Despite wearing slippers AND thermal socks,they are still like lumps of ice.

Vaping, SUVs, parking like a dickhead, billionaires, people who don't like dogs, wearing short-shorts in the gym, milk in hot drinks, Norfolk, 'excited for', things that are grey and aren't horses ... is there a word limit?

This is my ds! And he kind of knocks the ball of gum around his teeth endlessly which makes it worse.

Overcharging for things like football tickets and pedigree cats. Okay I get that these things are luxuries but really, can't you put a fair price on it?

Could we ban menopausal bladders that get me up 2 and 3 times a night to pee

Umbrellas - fed up of having to duck to avoid having my eyes poked out.

Stupid adverts featuring Ian Botham, Clare Balding, Paddy "booking mad" Mcguinness, the annoying woman who says "it's so fresh" with a tinkly laugh, and anything selling overpriced cremation packages. So there.

People who send a work teams message saying hi. Then another saying how are you? Just tell me what you want me to do. I know you don't give a fuck about me, or want to know how I am

When they say how are you I always reply ‘how can I help’

Packing scissors in such a way that you need another pair of scissors to get them out.

And packets of rice or pasta that rip open all the way when you try to tear open at the top

Disposable barbecues.

People on their phones who meander around with no care for anyone around (or particularly behind) them

God knows how people manage with arthritis in their hands etc. Nightmare for someone like my elderly dm.

At least opening CD cellophane is largely a thing of the past. And then inevitably breaking the case when you try to take out the disc. Which then skips for the slightest finger smudge. 🤨

Standing in the vestibule in first class on the train so the doors are constantly opening and closing. If you’re that desperate to get off nearest the exit at Reading buy a fucking upgrade.

Talking loudly on the phone for an hour in an otherwise quiet carriage.

Sitting outside my house with your engine running on the phone for an hour, especially when I’ve had a shit day.

‘Yous’
For example, what are yous up to?

Cannot stand it for some reason.

People who leave the After Eight envelopes in the box.

Coriander

Migraines

People who murder the spreadable butter by digging big chunks out and the smearing back the leftovers covered in crumbs.

People who drive at 35mph in the 40/50/60 zone and then continue to do the same speed in the 30 zone.

People who send a work teams message saying hi. Then another saying how are you? Just tell me what you want me to do. I know you don't give a fuck about me, or want to know how I am.

Coriander again for good measure.

The people who replied to my question (not here) about a very specific item by telling me I should get something different instead. No, I need that actual thing to deal with a particular type of hearing loss as I explained in the post, and your suggestion just won't work. But you have to keep arguing for your favourite product, even if it isn't appropriate and is three times the price.

Adding to the nut posts, my DH when he eats pistachios and I find random shells when I'm tidying up!

People who rip open packets that have resealable tops!! You again DH..

People wanting to chat when I'm listening to the Archers on a walk!

Claudia winklemans side smirk 😏 ffs

Quiet, creepy electric cars.