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This is grim, yes?

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loveawineloveacrisp · 09/01/2025 13:50

Gym changing rooms. Woman sat butt naked on vinyl type benches while she rubbed body lotion in for about 10 mins. Bare arse and foof all over furniture which others are using. Put some knickers on ffs, I don't care if you're naked but please don't rub your lady bits all over the furniture 🤮

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BoldAmberDuck · 13/01/2025 15:45

dairydebris · 13/01/2025 15:09

You literally said you hoped people would feel a sense of shame around nudity in the changing room. Then posted a puking emoji.

I mean, you could come over and sit on my sofa bare arsed... I'd definitely think you were weird... because it's a private home... and a sofa!!! I don't think you'd enjoy it here much tho as my kids do frequently sit naked on the sofa, and I'd prefer you didn't tell my 6 year old her privates are foul and disgusting... not sure we'd get on all that well to be honest... but hell, why not?! Let's give it a go!

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Hilarious! Let’s give it a go 🤣

WellsAndThistles · 13/01/2025 15:15

Anonym00se · 11/01/2025 21:23

I think it’s just warming up! I’m tempted to paint my bits and sit on a bench to check if there is contact, like a potato print. I’m quite sure there would be contact, and I’m no lightweight.

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Pretty sure if I was sat on a bench naked, leaning over to put body lotion on my lower legs, there would be bench/flappage connectivity. I probably have a regular sized arse.....

Take it its not a slat type bench risking flappage trapping?

WellsAndThistles · 13/01/2025 15:09

Apart from disgusting for everyone else, she'll end up with some kind of fungal foof rot 🤢.

(And, you ones wonder why communal hair straightens freak me out 😂).

CherryFlan · 13/01/2025 15:09

Anonym00se · 13/01/2025 14:10

Please don’t start introducing dick to female changing rooms. This is Mumsnet, the place will go into meltdown!

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And I thought this thread couldn't get any better! Batten down the hatches and prepare for the arrival of the angry toilet ladies Grin

dairydebris · 13/01/2025 15:09

BoldAmberDuck · 13/01/2025 14:50

Not really an ‘off’attitude is it. The majority agree. I’ll come and sit on your sofa with a bare bum if it’s so acceptable shall I?!

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You literally said you hoped people would feel a sense of shame around nudity in the changing room. Then posted a puking emoji.

I mean, you could come over and sit on my sofa bare arsed... I'd definitely think you were weird... because it's a private home... and a sofa!!! I don't think you'd enjoy it here much tho as my kids do frequently sit naked on the sofa, and I'd prefer you didn't tell my 6 year old her privates are foul and disgusting... not sure we'd get on all that well to be honest... but hell, why not?! Let's give it a go!

CherryFlan · 13/01/2025 15:06

BoldAmberDuck · 13/01/2025 14:47

Only bare strangers body parts. So if I came to your house and sat on the sofa with a bare bum or on a bus or aeroplane that’s acceptable is it?😄

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I'd really be delighted! (You'd likely get arrested though.)

BoldAmberDuck · 13/01/2025 14:50

dairydebris · 13/01/2025 08:20

This is properly unhinged.
A sense of shame around nudity and private parts, in a gym changing room?
Foul and disgusting?
Your attitude towards human bodies is really off.

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Not really an ‘off’attitude is it. The majority agree. I’ll come and sit on your sofa with a bare bum if it’s so acceptable shall I?!

BoldAmberDuck · 13/01/2025 14:47

SnowFrogJelly · 13/01/2025 14:00

I actually think that many posters are disgusted by body parts

Only bare strangers body parts. So if I came to your house and sat on the sofa with a bare bum or on a bus or aeroplane that’s acceptable is it?😄

Anonym00se · 13/01/2025 14:10

SerafinasGoose · 13/01/2025 09:25

Yes. I'd have a lot more to say about a dick in a female changing area, that is for sure.

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Please don’t start introducing dick to female changing rooms. This is Mumsnet, the place will go into meltdown!

SnowFrogJelly · 13/01/2025 14:00

I actually think that many posters are disgusted by body parts

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loveawineloveacrisp · 13/01/2025 13:59

Pleased to report that there was no changing room inappropriateness today. Just lots of people unable to park properly but that's a whole other thread!

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SabreIsMyFave · 13/01/2025 13:32

TamborineGal · 13/01/2025 10:17

Sooooo pleased the humour of this thread has bumped past the fun sponges 😁

I know right. All the pearl clutching 'faux outraged' comments about how outrageous and disgusting it is that soooo many posters are 'disgusted' by female body parts. LMFAO! 😂

SnowFrogJelly · 13/01/2025 13:25

Fraaances · 13/01/2025 13:03

Speak to management about this and ask them to put signs up. That’s fucking gross.

Put signs up saying 'no naked foofs on benches please'?! 😂

ruethewhirl · 13/01/2025 13:18

Some people on this thread have definitely had an irony bypass.

Fraaances · 13/01/2025 13:03

Speak to management about this and ask them to put signs up. That’s fucking gross.

Cattery · 13/01/2025 13:01

@Frillysweetpea Glad to hear it x

Frillysweetpea · 13/01/2025 12:15

Cattery · 13/01/2025 09:53

Don’t rule that out

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Unfortunately, yes. Duncan Bannatyne's female changing areas are guaranteed dick-free as he knows what a woman is.

TamborineGal · 13/01/2025 10:17

Sooooo pleased the humour of this thread has bumped past the fun sponges 😁

Disturbia81 · 13/01/2025 10:13

loveawineloveacrisp · 13/01/2025 07:35

I'm going for a swim again today. Will report back on the bench/bumhole situation.

🤣

Cattery · 13/01/2025 09:53

SerafinasGoose · 13/01/2025 09:25

Yes. I'd have a lot more to say about a dick in a female changing area, that is for sure.

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Don’t rule that out

SerafinasGoose · 13/01/2025 09:25

SnowFrogJelly · 12/01/2025 23:43

I was thinking the same thing. If it were any private part of a male anatomy it’d be ‘urgh, disgusting’. But because it’s a magical vulva, we should all be in awe.

I'm amazed any of you managed to have kids.. why are you all so weird about people's bodies

Yes. I'd have a lot more to say about a dick in a female changing area, that is for sure.

SerafinasGoose · 13/01/2025 09:24

CherryFlan · 12/01/2025 23:07

Do look out for any thread with the word grim in the title - it's guaranteed to be excellent entertainment value, with crazy judgementalism, unhinged tantrums and competitive hygiene standards. It turns out that adding in tits, fannies and arses takes it to a whole new level Grin

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But ... b.b..but ... 🍗

dairydebris · 13/01/2025 08:20

BoldAmberDuck · 13/01/2025 07:33

This has me laughing a lot! I am imagining the woman whose unfortunate fanny and bum hole was squished to the vinyl seat wondering if it’s her we are talking about ! Hopefully this post will instil a sense of shame and future decorum, particularly the lady who was mentioned blow drying her bits in front of 5 year olds. It’s foul and disgusting, I know it, you know it, we all know it! 🤮

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This is properly unhinged.
A sense of shame around nudity and private parts, in a gym changing room?
Foul and disgusting?
Your attitude towards human bodies is really off.

BoldAmberDuck · 13/01/2025 07:56

loveawineloveacrisp · 13/01/2025 07:35

I'm going for a swim again today. Will report back on the bench/bumhole situation.

Please do! It’s the funniest thread I’ve ever read on here! 🤣

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loveawineloveacrisp · 13/01/2025 07:35

I'm going for a swim again today. Will report back on the bench/bumhole situation.

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