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My dog has disgraced herself this morning.

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Sn000w · 07/01/2025 16:23

Off the lead and enjoying a run around, we were the only people in that area of the national trust park,
It was closed to cars and not many people brave (or stupid) enough to walk.

We stumbled upon a lovely little family of snowmen,
however the one that she could reach was a really small but brilliant feathers McGraw with a carrot for a beak. I was going to take a photo and realised she's pinched his beak and ate it!

She's never stolen anything before but she was so fast!

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DontshootmyRaptors · 07/01/2025 22:08

ObieJoyful · 07/01/2025 20:25

Mine cocked his leg on the coat of a lady kneeling on the beach so that she could talk to her toddler. DH spotted what was about to happen and dived to shove him away, just as the lady moved back to stand. He knocked her over and the dog still managed to pee a bit. Lady is sprawled on the sand- toddler is now crying.

The dog had NEVER done anything like that before, or indeed since.

We were utterly mortified. Lady was shocked, but very lovely about it. I gave her £20 to get fish and chips because she wouldn’t let us pay to get her coat cleaned (tbf it looked washable, but that wasn’t the point).

may ex boss was stood in a dog playground with her dog and another dog pissed down the back of her leg.

ListenDontJudge · 07/01/2025 21:53

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Scary! 😍

Randomontheinternet25 · 07/01/2025 21:51

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PlopSofa · 07/01/2025 21:48

Another dog owner covering itself in glory...

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@PlopSofa time for your bed, I think.

You’re really bringing the vibe down.

Hoardasurass · 07/01/2025 21:50

PlopSofa · 07/01/2025 21:48

Another dog owner covering itself in glory...

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No just someone who can't be arsed with a goady dog hater on a light hearted thread

Hoppinggreen · 07/01/2025 21:50

AppleBlossomMay · 07/01/2025 21:00

I just love this thread 🥰

So many funny stories and so many adorable dogs, bliss.

It WAS lovely

vodkaredbullgirl · 07/01/2025 21:50

Sidebeforeself · 07/01/2025 21:49

Well this thread has taken quite the turn!

Sure has by some sour pusses.

Hoppinggreen · 07/01/2025 21:49

sigh, this was such a lovely thread

PlopSofa · 07/01/2025 21:49

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Sidebeforeself · 07/01/2025 21:49

Well this thread has taken quite the turn!

PlopSofa · 07/01/2025 21:48

Hoardasurass · 07/01/2025 21:46

Why don't you get off your high horse and go lecture someone who gives a shit

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Another dog owner covering itself in glory...

Sophiasguitar · 07/01/2025 21:47

Think someone’s had far too much internet for today.

I was cycling through a park once when a Westie sauntered in front of me. I slammed on the brakes only for him to piss up my wheel 🤣🤣

Hoardasurass · 07/01/2025 21:46

PlopSofa · 07/01/2025 21:43

Oh bore off the lot of you too. Worshiping your animals and assuming the world does too. For the record I love dogs.

But I hate bad dog owners and I see rather too many signs of them here. So I thought it was high time for a reminder to be more vigilant and actually step in and offer to do the RIGHT THING.

Why don't you get off your high horse and go lecture someone who gives a shit

Randomontheinternet25 · 07/01/2025 21:44

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PlopSofa · 07/01/2025 21:43

Oh bore off the lot of you too. Worshiping your animals and assuming the world does too. For the record I love dogs.

But I hate bad dog owners and I see rather too many signs of them here. So I thought it was high time for a reminder to be more vigilant and actually step in and offer to do the RIGHT THING.

Randomontheinternet25 · 07/01/2025 21:42

@PlopSofa 😂😂😂
You honestly sound like you need some help. Do you struggle with real life social interaction or do you just save it for the internet?

CorduroySituation · 07/01/2025 21:42

Oh bore off and start your own thread about how much you hate dogs/owners, this was fun until the joy sponges turned up.

PlopSofa · 07/01/2025 21:41

I can do the laughy emoji too @Randomontheinternet25

How childish you are. Another person not bothering to be a little kinder and a little more compassionate that they are sharing the world with others, not dictating according to how your animal behaves.

PlopSofa · 07/01/2025 21:39

Randomontheinternet25 · 07/01/2025 21:38

You sound like it's not just your child that needs therapy .

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You sound like you need to learn to become a better owner. This has nothing to do with me. My DS was fine until he had two incidents with two bad dog owners in quick succession.

TAKE RESPONSIBILITY FOR YOUR DOGS.

It's really that simple.

Randomontheinternet25 · 07/01/2025 21:38

PlopSofa · 07/01/2025 21:29

So why bother commenting then. I don't care about yours either. But you made a lot of assumptions about my life, so I made some about yours. What a fun game.

Why not go back to your nice little life in your presumptuous dog bubble, believing they are untouchable and other people are all far too sensitive. Yes do that. Take no responsibility like the bad owners do. And continue to give young children phobias. Lovely. Perfect. But only in your nasty little world.

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You sound like it's not just your child that needs therapy .

PlopSofa · 07/01/2025 21:38

@Randomontheinternet25 another bad dog owner. Laughing at my DS's phobia.

Thanks for that. I hope you experience anxiety of some kind that makes your heart thump uncomfortably for no good reason due to someone else's carelessness.

CorduroySituation · 07/01/2025 21:36

Queenelsarules · 07/01/2025 20:32

This beast has just stolen a pat of butter and scarfed it down! Rookie error leaving it out.

Uh oh! Prepare for either horrific puke or the oiliest, smelliest, slidiest shits ever!

PlopSofa · 07/01/2025 21:35

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NorthernDramaLlama · 07/01/2025 21:33

We have a couple of dog friendly pubs near us and we pop in for a drink sometimes after a dog walk. If I went in on my own I’d be ignored, but with the dog the staff are all “hello, Stacey, spacey *not the dog’s real name” and give her cuddles and treats. DDog isn’t interested in any other food as she knows the bar staff will treat her every time they come round.
Embarrassed moment when we found out she’d stolen, lavishly slobbered and slightly nibbled the furry lined croc another customer had left unsupervised on the floor!

PlopSofa · 07/01/2025 21:29

Randomontheinternet25 · 07/01/2025 21:22

But I don't care about you, your child or your opinions .
You know nothing of my life.

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So why bother commenting then. I don't care about yours either. But you made a lot of assumptions about my life, so I made some about yours. What a fun game.

Why not go back to your nice little life in your presumptuous dog bubble, believing they are untouchable and other people are all far too sensitive. Yes do that. Take no responsibility like the bad owners do. And continue to give young children phobias. Lovely. Perfect. But only in your nasty little world.