My dog has disgraced herself this morning.

Awful.

It's weird to me that people let dogs in their homes, as they smell so so bad, and are filthy unhygienic beings.

Actually some dog people think dog people are weird. We aren't all the same, please don't imagine that we are. Some of us have nicely behaved dogs with good manners.

Mine (when she was a puppy) ran into the middle of a family picnic and stole a sandwich)! It was only that she was very cute that meant she was forgiven!

My dog would happily hand her ball over and sit waiting for it to be thrown for her.
You seem to think that we're all irresponsible twats who let our ddogs run amuck but that's not true, the only time ddog is of leash is in our garden or the fenced off dog park (specifically for dogs not kids or picnicking) where she plays or should I say runs amuck with all her asbo friends.
Now I know that my ddog has a biscotti habit thanks to a friends dd (2months older than ddog) feeding her the soggy end when she was teething, so I always keep her on a short leash and on the far side of me from a buggy (where possible) just incase the child has 1, and yes she did steal a couple before I realised what she was doing and actively prevented any further occurrence. The fact is no child was hurt, traumatised or even realised that the biscotti was gone until later and the mum thought it was hilarious when I explained and apologised, so why shouldn't other people have a chuckle at a sneaky biscotti thief too

I agree, she really does look too innocent and adorable to be a carrot thief🙂

@Sn000w I really think you must be mistaken about the theft of the carrot.

How could that innocent little face steal anything, let along a carrot off a snowman.

My Mum was visiting with her ddog before we had one of our own.
He managed to escape while we were loading her car to go home and we followed him to next door but one, by the time we got there he had made it upstairs onto their bed.
I apologised profusely and offered to clean etc but they found it hilarious (they had the same breed years ago)

My little ddog is similar to your current ddog. She's small, fluffy, and very cute and friendly, so everyone wants to make a fuss of her, which she loves. She's also very polite and well behaved, she rolls over on her back so small children can rub her tummy as she knows she's not allowed to jump up on people. I lift her up in my arms so that our elderly neighbours can pet her without having to stoop over. She also comes with me to visit elderly relatives and neighbours, and she cheers them up so much.

It is very lovely to see the smiles she brings to their faces and she's well known in the area now - I often get asked where she is if I'm seen out and about without her, everyone is always disappointed if I don't have her with me!

Oh my god get over yourself. 🤣

At least it was a carrot - healthy!

Pissing on someone's snowman is disgusting. You are exactly why normal people think dog people are weird.

Just seen this on Mastodon:

DDog (and the D stands for Dreadful) had to be shut away when I was moving home, I was moving about ten metres down the road and if anyone left a door open on either house she'd be in there. But she knew it was wrong and she'd hide and go very quiet. I'd suddenly realise that nobody had seen Dog for a while and we'd be searching about around two houses, both full of packed boxes and rubbish and usually find that she'd got shut in one of the cupboards under one of the sets of stairs. Honestly, I'm surprised she's still with us..

My dog just pissed on ANOTHER snowman. Will that do? He also just tried to steal my bra as I was taking it off. FREEBOOBING

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@Sn000w honestly my old boy was a nightmare he did have recall and was very good but very now and then if he chose to disgrace himself he put his heart into it 🤣. My little DDog i have now visits DF in his care home and is very popular, a lot of the residents make a beeline for her and love to tell me all about their own dogs, it's so lovely to see the smiles she puts on their faces. Current DDog has impeccable recall thankfully and will.stop in her tracks the minute she is told too (my nerves couldn't take another free spirit 😀)

McGraw had it coming to him after that stunt he pulled with the turnip.

Your dog is a National Treasure, madam.

My last DDog disgraced himself spectacularly, if he saw an open door for some reason he had to go through it I have no idea why. We are away on holiday and he was off lead paddling in a Loch. I suddenly heard some voices in the distance and noticed a small hotel with some people talking outside with one pinning open a door. DDog also sae this and decided now would be a good time to forget all recall and go and explore the hotel! He bolted through the door with me following as fast as I could calling him back, I heard a comotion as he did laps of I'm guessing the dining room, he then ran upstairs and did a lap of the landing with me trying to rugby tackle him unsuccessfully, he ran back down the stairs and out of the door back to DH who was in the hotel garden wondering where we had gone as I limped behind apologising profusely as I left the hotel.

I loved that dog but my god he was a twat at times.

Colin the dog puts me in mind of Spaced, great name!

I treated myself to a cream cake on Sunday. Popped it on a plate, made a hot chocolate, put both on the table whilst I grabbed a treat for doggo.

I turned back around to find my dog on the table, an empty plate and cream on her whiskers! Seconds, I'd had my back turned, seconds, I tell you!

Yes and lots of other veg including salads 😆

And does he like carrots?

Our pup's called Brie... I do wonder if we were tempting fate...🤔

It was indeed, Someone mentioned up thread that their husband had Pavloved their dog with carrots, I’ve done the same. I wait till I’ve finished chopping before Daisy gets hers, so I can enjoy that soppy face resting on my leg and pretend she’s devoted to me.