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My dog has disgraced herself this morning.

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Sn000w · 07/01/2025 16:23

Off the lead and enjoying a run around, we were the only people in that area of the national trust park,
It was closed to cars and not many people brave (or stupid) enough to walk.

We stumbled upon a lovely little family of snowmen,
however the one that she could reach was a really small but brilliant feathers McGraw with a carrot for a beak. I was going to take a photo and realised she's pinched his beak and ate it!

She's never stolen anything before but she was so fast!

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itsnotabouthepasta · 07/01/2025 17:25

My dog loves carrots so much, I took him to my parents and he disappeared in the garden for ages. He then came flying down the garden covered in dirt - little shit had dug up my dad’s vegetable patch and helped himself to a carrot!

he now makes a beeline for the veg patch every time he visits!

Ihateboris · 07/01/2025 17:24

My labrador is more shoe orientated than food orientated Blush

My dog has disgraced herself this morning.
Hotflushesandchilblains · 07/01/2025 17:23

One of my dogs LOVES carrots, more than anything else. If you are peeling them, she will come and bark at you til you give her one.

Nc335799544 · 07/01/2025 17:22

My friend went to the kitchen to serve a roast dinner intended for his whole family only to find his dog had somehow learnt to open the air fryer and eaten the entire chicken 😂

LittleRedYarny · 07/01/2025 17:21

Nc335799544 · 07/01/2025 17:16

This is wildly dramatic. The dog stole a sausage roll, it didn’t steal the child ffs.

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I once watch a toddler surreptitiously feed several unwanted jam sandwiches to a Labrador that was laying under the train seat behind… sometimes it’s not the dogs fault…

Iloveyoubut · 07/01/2025 17:21

Sn000w · 07/01/2025 16:23

Off the lead and enjoying a run around, we were the only people in that area of the national trust park,
It was closed to cars and not many people brave (or stupid) enough to walk.

We stumbled upon a lovely little family of snowmen,
however the one that she could reach was a really small but brilliant feathers McGraw with a carrot for a beak. I was going to take a photo and realised she's pinched his beak and ate it!

She's never stolen anything before but she was so fast!

I shared this with my aunt whose dog sadly died last year and it really made her smile! That’s exactly the sort of thing her dog would have done. X

Ihateboris · 07/01/2025 17:17

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Oh he's adorable 😍 💕 I wouldn't mind if he stole my sausage roll 😋

Nc335799544 · 07/01/2025 17:16

Skiptogetfit · 07/01/2025 16:50

That’s not funny though is it. It’s terrifying for the child. What the hell are you laughing about???

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This is wildly dramatic. The dog stole a sausage roll, it didn’t steal the child ffs.

Sidebeforeself · 07/01/2025 17:10

@Randomontheinternet25 You really should have put up a trigger warning for that terrifying photo! 😁

Fleurdalys · 07/01/2025 17:09

@Skiptogetfit
Why click on the post if you are so anti dog?
Scroll on by ffs

CornishPorsche · 07/01/2025 17:07

Action photo of my dog playing Rudolph at Christmas to put authentic teeth marks in the carrot! 😂

My dog has disgraced herself this morning.
Hoppinggreen · 07/01/2025 17:05

Mine ate the face off Snowman Jeff yesterday - it was a carrot, 2 cherry tomatoes and a strip of courgette

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vodkaredbullgirl · 07/01/2025 17:03

harriethoyle · 07/01/2025 16:53

Ddog loves carrot. He’d have been right in there. Previous ddog 🌈 adored raspberries - only realised he was stealing them off the canes in the garden when I caught him in the act 🤣

My lab was pinched raspberries off a bush I had in the garden from one side. Had to move it way from him before he ate the lot.

Skiptogetfit · 07/01/2025 17:02

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Yup, not something I’d want anywhere near me. Keep your dog on a lead if you can’t keep it away from innocent members of the public. Just the usual level of entitlement people have come to expect from dog owners.

You are the problem.

CreepySquareBrackets · 07/01/2025 17:00

harriethoyle · 07/01/2025 16:53

Ddog loves carrot. He’d have been right in there. Previous ddog 🌈 adored raspberries - only realised he was stealing them off the canes in the garden when I caught him in the act 🤣

We had taken great pride in our first crop of tomatoes in the greenhouse....but none of them seem to ripen...until I went early one morning and caught Ddog. She gently sniffed each one until she found one that was ripe enough to her liking and scarfed it down!

Stumbleine · 07/01/2025 16:57

Haha. Mine disgraced herself on our first visit to Italy last year....

We stopped at a pet shop to grab some bits. She waltzed in, helped herself to a massive biscuit treat, and promptly pissed all over the floor! Blush

She never toilets inside, so I think it was just a flourish she added into her little theft routine

Randomontheinternet25 · 07/01/2025 16:57

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mitogoshigg · 07/01/2025 16:57

It's not only dogs doing the stealing, a crow stole my childhood ddog's bone when he was a pup, he held a grudge against black coloured birds for the rest of his life. Neither of my dogs have been food orientated so never stole off picnics, the funniest thing was my dog plonking himself right among someone's picnic waiting for his ball to be thrown and after being somewhat surprised he had joined them they were most perplexed he refused even a cocktail sausage from them, he wouldn't eat in the park even from me (weird I know)

vodkaredbullgirl · 07/01/2025 16:56

There's always one

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harriethoyle · 07/01/2025 16:53

Skiptogetfit · 07/01/2025 16:50

That’s not funny though is it. It’s terrifying for the child. What the hell are you laughing about???

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Catch yourself on. Gentle removal of anything is not terrifying 🙄

harriethoyle · 07/01/2025 16:53

Ddog loves carrot. He’d have been right in there. Previous ddog 🌈 adored raspberries - only realised he was stealing them off the canes in the garden when I caught him in the act 🤣

vodkaredbullgirl · 07/01/2025 16:51

My dogs love carrots, one would have eaten it the other would just look at it.

Skiptogetfit · 07/01/2025 16:50

Sn000w · 07/01/2025 16:45

Brilliant!!!! I mean not for the toddler or you when the parents noticed 🤣

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That’s not funny though is it. It’s terrifying for the child. What the hell are you laughing about???