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To think no one would pronounce this name right

286 replies

eastereggg · 07/01/2025 09:47

How would you pronounce the 'name' Eieoie?

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Motherbear44 · 07/01/2025 10:47

Kitchenspade · 07/01/2025 09:51

Well I googled It! I E O

Proof that Google is not always right. It has to have an we sound at the end like Melodie.

But a heck of a burden for a child.

OchonAgusOchonOh · 07/01/2025 10:47

GETTINGLIKEMYMOTHER · 07/01/2025 10:40

That’s why I said ‘to my English eyes’ - did you not understand what I meant? Maybe I should have said ‘English-speaking…’

No, I wouldn’t say the same about a German or Italian name, since I did A level German, and having studied it for a while I do understand Italian spelling/pronunciation.
If you’d said Norwegian or Finnish, OTOH….

I understood exactly what you meant.

For some reason Irish names get ridiculed on MN for being "unpronounceable" to the English, predominantly monoglot, ears/eyes.

Gowlett · 07/01/2025 10:46

Yo! Bum Rush the Show

AnonymousBleep · 07/01/2025 10:44

Earwig

OTannenbaumOTannenbaum · 07/01/2025 10:43

Old McDonald had a farm...

IAmNeverThePerson · 07/01/2025 10:42

E eye oh ee

OchonAgusOchonOh · 07/01/2025 10:42

Dreamingoftheunknown · 07/01/2025 10:40

It’s not Irish.
Irish names are phonetic in the Irish language but difficult if you don’t speak it. Can’t think of any that don’t have consonants though.

I really wouldn’t know how to pronounce Eieoie, but I’d ask.

It is no more difficult than any other language if you don't speak it...

Ottersmith · 07/01/2025 10:42

Ee-yeah-rie

ABigBarofChocolate · 07/01/2025 10:42

I'd pronounce it eh-o-way

Choccyscofffy · 07/01/2025 10:42

Owie. Like my little niece used to say ‘I did an owie’

GETTINGLIKEMYMOTHER · 07/01/2025 10:40

OchonAgusOchonOh · 07/01/2025 10:01

Irish names are, for the most part, spelt pretty phonetically. As with all other languages, Irish phonetics are not the same as English phonetics so I have no idea why you would expect Irish words or names to be pronounced according to English phonetics. Would you say the same for an Italian or German word/name?

That’s why I said ‘to my English eyes’ - did you not understand what I meant? Maybe I should have said ‘English-speaking…’

No, I wouldn’t say the same about a German or Italian name, since I did A level German, and having studied it for a while I do understand Italian spelling/pronunciation.
If you’d said Norwegian or Finnish, OTOH….

Dreamingoftheunknown · 07/01/2025 10:40

GETTINGLIKEMYMOTHER · 07/01/2025 09:51

Ee-oh-ee.
But perhaps it’s one of those Irish names whose pronunciation (to my English eyes anyway) bears no relation to how it’s spelt.

Edited

It’s not Irish.
Irish names are phonetic in the Irish language but difficult if you don’t speak it. Can’t think of any that don’t have consonants though.

I really wouldn’t know how to pronounce Eieoie, but I’d ask.

PizzaPowder · 07/01/2025 10:34

Ohwhatfuckeryitistoride · 07/01/2025 09:53

You know that kid will have the nickname “Old McDonald” by the end of the first day.

First thing that came to my mind too!

Rinkytoo · 07/01/2025 10:33

Vowelie (vowel-y)

Mansionscoldandgrey · 07/01/2025 10:32

Jimberly

poppymango · 07/01/2025 10:31

Is this actually a real name? Any child lumbered with this would face a lifetime of Old MacDonald jokes, I'm afraid.

NoahsTortoise · 07/01/2025 10:30

Ee-oh-ee

?!

Fluffyholeysocks · 07/01/2025 10:30

Consonant please Carol 😀

JustMyView13 · 07/01/2025 10:30

I’d butcher that.
I’d have to ask the person. Or hope the surname is Smith. Mr/Ms Smith.

theelectricnorth · 07/01/2025 10:30

Ee-I-wah

amoreoamicizia · 07/01/2025 10:28

Ey-wa- "Eie" = ey and "oie" as in the French (using "wa" as a crude approximation of the "oie" sound in "Savoie" etc.).

Oreyt · 07/01/2025 10:27

Unless you live in the country it originated I wouldn't bother.

Seeingadistance · 07/01/2025 10:24

notprincehamlet · 07/01/2025 09:54

Old McDonald had a farm E-I-E-O-I-E

This!

snowmichael · 07/01/2025 10:23

Ay Oy Ee

Or Old MacDonald

bigkidatheart · 07/01/2025 10:23

I Wouldn't even attempt it, I would call them 'Miss Eastereggg'