Think ive upset my neighbour

Life’s too short to get annoyed for nought 😊

Am still laughing, had such a shit day, your soooo funny haven't laughed like this in a long time. If I was your neighbour id defo see the funny side and probably want to be your friend. 😀xx

Absolutely hilarious 😂!!! I can't stop laughing 😆 😹 🤣 😂. I seriously wouldn't worry about it. Sounds like she was enjoying herself with her gentlemen friend anyway and has probably forgotten all about it. Lol 😆 🤣

Absolutely hilarious! I'm still laughing 😃 😀 😄! I seriously wouldn't worry about it, sounds like she was enjoying herself with her gentlemen friend anyway and has probably forgotten all about it. Lol 😆

If this doesn't get an instant ticket to classics, I don't know what will 😂

I’m locked in the toilets at work crying tears of laughter at this story. OP, you’re amazing, thank you for brightening my day. And yes tell your neighbour the truth. It’s absolutely hilarious and if they don’t see that they’re the weirdo not you.

OMFG, I am howling. I'm trying to laugh quietly but the whole bed is shaking and I can't stop.

Best thing I've read in a long time 😂

Hahaha aw op....just front it out and give her your bags of shite - that's what she gets for being too nice!

It's a very 'Mr Bean' thing to do, poor you 🙈

This really threw me, and I spent too much time trying to figure it out, and then I saw your comment below it 🤣.

Oh you poor thing.

I completely understand not saying the right thing. I disturbed a potential burglar before Christmas. He was rummaging through stuff in my porch. When I confronted him he said he was doing a survey locally (he was going through coat pockets!!). I said go away, and as he was running up the path, I said ‘I love you, but go away’

what?? I love you? I’m still mortified now

This is the funniest thing I've read in ages!!!😆😂🤣

"Well, not now..."

Totally get you'd think it was odd to be noises in the garden now. It's freezing to be in a hot tub!

Maybe she thought you wanted to join them?!

I'd pop round and say sorry for being an idiot and explain. You'll probably end up friends over this. It is really funny. But I can totally feel your embarrassment too 🍆🍑😂

I think you need to turn up with a bottle of wine and sheepishly explain what actually happened.
Your neighbour sounds nice, her response to your question was kind and I think she would appreciate knowing your intentions were good looking over the fence. It could be the start of a really nice friendship.

First poster nails it again. Just take a box of chocolates round, wish her a happy New Year and explain, she’ll probably be as relieved as you are! Good luck!

Honesty is the only way out of this. Whether by text or popping round. Let us know what she says.

Hilarious, I would have loved to hear what she said when you had gone back inside.
Absolutely knock and tell her the truth, then please come back and update 😂

It usually really annoys me when people quote the OP but on this thread it just gives me chance to read it again and cry laughing some more 🤣

That’s so funny, As others have said just go round and explain ( but not right now obviously 😆)

I was thinking this too. Hardly funny, and would actually be a bit creeped out if this was my neighbour!

I just snorted and dh said what are you laughing about. I didn't bother explaining just said it's something on mn.

Yes go round and explain. She'll laugh.

Oh gosh, I can't stop laughing. Sorry OP. 🤣🤣

Haha I'm invested now - please update us!!

I think you should try and come up with a few things to make this escalatingly worse. Say your twin was house-sitting, but beforehand shave your head and say as an aside that you're getting used to the haircut now after three weeks of it on holiday. Then order some binoculars on Amazon but have them sent to the neighbour's address, then when you collect them say, "It's not binoculars by the way, I wouldn't have need of any," even if there's minimal packaging and it says 'binoculars' in eight inch high lettering on the box. Then when she's at work install CCTV in her garden, four enormous cameras, all pointing at the hot tub from a distance of two feet. When she comes home go round and say you hadn't put your contact lenses in and went and installed the CCTV in the wrong garden, "We've all been there," etc. When she storms off, signal to the man you've booked to fly a zeppelin overhead dragging a sign saying 'Who is the man in the hot-tub?' Then watch Hot Tub Time Machine and Hot Tub Time Machine 2 back to back with the TV loud enough for her to hear and periodically keep shouting, "I really love this film with a hot tub in it and its less successful but no less hot tub-inclusive sequel! Why wasn't it a trilogy?!?" At this point both of you will just be so burnt through with unmanageable emotion that you'll become inured to the whole thing and the following day everything will be back to normal.

As funny as it is you really need to get round there and explain and apologise and also not make her take them to the charity shop. Our minds are wonderful things but it’s so funny that you asked a random stranger to take them to a charity shop and then proceeded to ask to take them round. When really you could have explained yourself quick there and then or just apologised got down and explained later on 😂😂😂. Please go round to her and explain you’ll look like a crazy woman if you don’t

I’d go round with some chocolate and say ‘Really sorry about the other night, you must think I’m an absolute nutcase! I heard you and thought it must be an intruder but was shocked to see you in the hot tub. I panicked and asked you to take the stuff to the charity shop! Ha! I don’t actually need you to do that. God knows why that popped out! Anyway just wanted to clear the air just in case you thought I was a peeping Tom or the village idiot!