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To ‘be more Mumsnet’ in 2025?

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Jumell · 31/12/2024 13:38

I’m going to try and achieve some of these goals in 2025:-

Earn 100k pa at least
Move to Hampstead
Buy a Range Rover
Shop only at Boden
BAN the Daily Fail
Have 101 on Speed Dial
Get a ring doorbell

NEVER open front door except by prior appointment

Diet and then NEVER thereafter exceed a BMI of 20

Get tested for neurodiversity

Make a whole cooked chicken last a week
Massive salad

Go NC with my ENTIRE narcissistic family

Book a spa day

Get rid of my toilet brush

Chronicle daily how little I’m eating to keep my BMI permanently under 20

Encourage all woo threads as it fascinates me - generally - be more ‘woo’

Declare friendship groups as too much drama

SO C’MON!! There are worse goals for 2025 to have, surely?

OP posts:
Jumell · 31/12/2024 13:42

tinydynamine · 31/12/2024 13:41

You've forgotten getting DC into RG universities.

Ah yes… OF COURSE!!!

Also - ONLY buy Farrow and Ball paint!!!!

OP posts:
JHound · 31/12/2024 13:42

tinydynamine · 31/12/2024 13:41

You've forgotten getting DC into RG universities.

That one isn’t too difficult I wouldn’t have thought.

tinydynamine · 31/12/2024 13:41

You've forgotten getting DC into RG universities.

JHound · 31/12/2024 13:39

Jumell · 31/12/2024 13:38

I’m going to try and achieve some of these goals in 2025:-

Earn 100k pa at least
Move to Hampstead
Buy a Range Rover
Shop only at Boden
BAN the Daily Fail
Have 101 on Speed Dial
Get a ring doorbell

NEVER open front door except by prior appointment

Diet and then NEVER thereafter exceed a BMI of 20

Get tested for neurodiversity

Make a whole cooked chicken last a week
Massive salad

Go NC with my ENTIRE narcissistic family

Book a spa day

Get rid of my toilet brush

Chronicle daily how little I’m eating to keep my BMI permanently under 20

Encourage all woo threads as it fascinates me - generally - be more ‘woo’

Declare friendship groups as too much drama

SO C’MON!! There are worse goals for 2025 to have, surely?

Well I have 3 and have been doing them a while so I should try and add some more to the list!

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