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AIBU

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Redkatagain · 25/12/2024 14:48

It's 2.46pm on Xmas day.
We are in England.

DH is mowing the front lawn. He is drunk.

AIBU??

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TheLightSideOfTheMoon · 25/12/2024 18:25

Some poor sod working in A&E will have to sew his toes back on later…

Thefastplodder · 25/12/2024 18:21

Jc2001 · 25/12/2024 18:18

It not like it's in the middle of the night. It was mid afternoon.

On Xmas day! God talk about entitled if you think that’s ok.

missmollygreen · 25/12/2024 18:19

Redkatagain · 25/12/2024 15:03

Flyimo with extension cord.

He has mowed an L shape.

If he got sober that fast then he clearly wasnt drunk enough!

Jc2001 · 25/12/2024 18:18

Thefastplodder · 25/12/2024 14:55

Glad I’m not your neighbours.

It not like it's in the middle of the night. It was mid afternoon.

Unforgettablefire · 25/12/2024 16:02

Great entertainment for the neighbours op I bet they've got their phones out recording Grin

BettyBardMacDonald · 25/12/2024 16:01

Give us a photo with identifying info blotted out!

Redkatagain · 25/12/2024 15:45

The rake is out now.

He is proper going for it.
I have no idea how much he had to drink.

He is not normally like this.

It's soooooi funny.

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ObtuseMoose · 25/12/2024 15:43

A drunk, sulky, grass-cutting husband does indeed sound the epitome of sexy.

teaandtoastwithmarmite · 25/12/2024 15:42

This is hilarious

LadyTiredWinterBottom2 · 25/12/2024 15:41

Aibu about what?

This is the stuff future laughs are made of.

There are people on here having really awful times. Go and tell him you love his funny little ways. And can he do an M next time.

susieguert · 25/12/2024 15:38

Amazing! 😆

Coasterfan · 25/12/2024 15:37

I wish getting drunk inspired me to do
useful stuff!!

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Redkatagain · 25/12/2024 15:35

Not normally.

Normally he is lovely.

Today he is crazy,drunk and sexy..

I will not be informing he of this.

....garden life great.

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boulevardofbrokendreamss · 25/12/2024 15:24

Why L?

Sounds like a twat anyway.

Chocolately · 25/12/2024 15:08

Maybe you need a new or bigger patio?

Redkatagain · 25/12/2024 15:07

Not a new lawnmower.

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Redkatagain · 25/12/2024 15:06

Chocolately · 25/12/2024 15:04

Why? I thought grass didn't grow in the winter. 🤔
Did you get him a new mower for Christmas?

Edited

Because he is pissed and hungry.

He was sulking about cranberry sauce earlier.

He has not yet opened his presents.

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Chocolately · 25/12/2024 15:04

Why? I thought grass didn't grow in the winter. 🤔
Did you get him a new mower for Christmas?

Redkatagain · 25/12/2024 15:03

Flyimo with extension cord.

He has mowed an L shape.

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Mill3nniel · 25/12/2024 15:02

Are you being unreasonable for what?

Happiestwhen · 25/12/2024 15:02

Brilliant 👏 😆 At least your day isn't boring!!

Notouchingmybhuna · 25/12/2024 15:01

Classy.

Redkatagain · 25/12/2024 15:00

He has mowed an L shape and got bored (sober)

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Thefastplodder · 25/12/2024 14:55

Glad I’m not your neighbours.