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This bloody dog will be the death of me

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captainPugwashh · 21/12/2024 00:44

I love him to bits but fuck me hes outdone himself this afternoon

Went out to pub and had a lovely time. Came home to him bashing into thing and staggering about with a nice pile of sick in the middle of the only rug we have (why do they always do that) quickly rush him to the vet who asks what he ate. He ate bread dough and vommed it all back up. The yeast was fermenting in his stomach and he was effectively drunk.

They could feel something in his tummy so he was sedated and x rayed. He had coins in his intestine and a Lego action man. So he's had emergency surgery today and has cost me &
£1600. He'd eaten 27p in coins fuck knows how or when!

How old is the dog you ask? 17 years old no shits given.

He also chewed off the vets shoe lace when he was brought back to me as the vet was telling me what he had removed from his stomach. He didn't swallow that thank God.

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LumpyandBumps · 21/12/2024 00:48

Sorry OP but your post has made me chuckle. Your dog sounds a real character, especially for such advanced years.

captainPugwashh · 21/12/2024 00:48

He's a corgi x Labrador so Labrador size with corgi legs 🤣

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LumpyandBumps · 21/12/2024 00:46

Pinkpurpletulips · 21/12/2024 00:46

Is he a Labrador?

That’s just what I was thinking

Pinkpurpletulips · 21/12/2024 00:46

Is he a Labrador?

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