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To still think exactly is hot?

82 replies

Jumell · 12/12/2024 16:56

met my ex for coffee a bit earlier - we’re lucky we’ve still got a good relationship - gosh I still think he’s hot - frim his looks to his accent !!

Conclusion - I really need to get a life !!

any ideas for any pre Xmas distractions before I start going through old photo albums !!

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Jumell · 13/12/2024 11:49

BigDahliaFan · 13/12/2024 11:26

My worst ex was also incredibly hot. As a previous poster said they have to be hot to make up for the twattishness.

The hot / twat dichotomy!

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Jumell · 13/12/2024 11:49

RobertaFirmino · 13/12/2024 11:12

I'm a working class woman of a certain age and I'm here to tell you that they never change. Ever.
Kindly take your brain out of your knickers and put it back in your head, where it belongs.

🤣 point taken !

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Jumell · 13/12/2024 11:48

MildredSauce · 13/12/2024 10:42

Buy an annual. Why don't you write a list here of all the ones you'd like?

I wrote a list but posted it to Santa last night ! Aaargh !!!

I hope he delivers

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Jumell · 13/12/2024 11:47

MumOfOneAllAlone · 13/12/2024 10:27

As you can tell my life is exciting! 😫

If he's sorted the work issues out, nothing wrong with circling back...

True ..

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kittybiscuits · 13/12/2024 11:42

FPNI 🎯

Jumell · 13/12/2024 11:39

MumOfOneAllAlone · 13/12/2024 10:25

The cockney accent on a hot man is chefs kiss

I'm a londoner so I'm kinda used to it though. For me, an Irish accent would have me swooning.

Nothing wrong with a northerner either 🤭, i was having some sinful thoughts about this northern construction worker I heard In Asda the other day 😄

Haha the cockney accent is very ‘chef’s kiss’ ❤️

His parents were actually Irish so it’s quite an achievement for him to have turned out so ‘Blimey, Guv’nor!’

I guess the main thing I learned from our relationship was that if something’s blocking the drain you -

’Gerrit asaaahht!’

Quite a valuable life lesson.

It’s a good thing now and again to have sinful thoughts 😉

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BigDahliaFan · 13/12/2024 11:26

My worst ex was also incredibly hot. As a previous poster said they have to be hot to make up for the twattishness.

RobertaFirmino · 13/12/2024 11:12

I'm a working class woman of a certain age and I'm here to tell you that they never change. Ever.
Kindly take your brain out of your knickers and put it back in your head, where it belongs.

MildredSauce · 13/12/2024 10:42

Jumell · 12/12/2024 16:56

met my ex for coffee a bit earlier - we’re lucky we’ve still got a good relationship - gosh I still think he’s hot - frim his looks to his accent !!

Conclusion - I really need to get a life !!

any ideas for any pre Xmas distractions before I start going through old photo albums !!

Buy an annual. Why don't you write a list here of all the ones you'd like?

Riverswims · 13/12/2024 10:37

pinkyredrose · 12/12/2024 17:04

Have a wank and then do some online shopping.

I’m gonna start saying that- yanno just generally when someone comes to me with a problem pmsl 🤣
you’ve given me a much needed laugh today 😋

MumOfOneAllAlone · 13/12/2024 10:27

MumOfOneAllAlone · 13/12/2024 10:25

The cockney accent on a hot man is chefs kiss

I'm a londoner so I'm kinda used to it though. For me, an Irish accent would have me swooning.

Nothing wrong with a northerner either 🤭, i was having some sinful thoughts about this northern construction worker I heard In Asda the other day 😄

As you can tell my life is exciting! 😫

If he's sorted the work issues out, nothing wrong with circling back...

MumOfOneAllAlone · 13/12/2024 10:25

Jumell · 12/12/2024 23:47

Accent = Blimey Guv’na!!! - even though he’s never actually used the expression “blimey, Guv’na!”

lol he was exasperated with a family member today and said in a resigned voice *ya can’t tell ‘er nuffink, can ya?!”

I love it -,he talks the same now as heifers met him

he’s an ex ‘cos we used to argue at one time about money, working hours etc

The cockney accent on a hot man is chefs kiss

I'm a londoner so I'm kinda used to it though. For me, an Irish accent would have me swooning.

Nothing wrong with a northerner either 🤭, i was having some sinful thoughts about this northern construction worker I heard In Asda the other day 😄

Jumell · 13/12/2024 00:02

MabelMora · 12/12/2024 23:56

Don't 'ang abaaht then, gewl😄. Sorry, that was an awful attempt.

🤣🤣 I won’t !!

dint worry - that’s not an awful attempt/! That is pretty much his exact accent ! 🤣

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MabelMora · 12/12/2024 23:56

Don't 'ang abaaht then, gewl😄. Sorry, that was an awful attempt.

Jumell · 12/12/2024 23:53

MabelMora · 12/12/2024 23:52

Is it worth giving it another go? 😉

Yes I think so !! 😊

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MabelMora · 12/12/2024 23:52

Is it worth giving it another go? 😉

Jumell · 12/12/2024 23:51

HollyLollyMollyJolly · 12/12/2024 23:49

I love it -,he talks the same now as heifers met him

What, "heifers" already met him? Was that before or after you?

lol first ** met him !! Damn autocorrect 🤣

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HollyLollyMollyJolly · 12/12/2024 23:49

I love it -,he talks the same now as heifers met him

What, "heifers" already met him? Was that before or after you?

Jumell · 12/12/2024 23:49

Sorry for typos ! Meant to say

talks like he did when I first ** met him

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Jumell · 12/12/2024 23:47

MumOfOneAllAlone · 12/12/2024 21:16

👀👀 what's the accent?

Also, why is he an ex?

Yanbu

Accent = Blimey Guv’na!!! - even though he’s never actually used the expression “blimey, Guv’na!”

lol he was exasperated with a family member today and said in a resigned voice *ya can’t tell ‘er nuffink, can ya?!”

I love it -,he talks the same now as heifers met him

he’s an ex ‘cos we used to argue at one time about money, working hours etc

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Shiningout · 12/12/2024 21:17

The title of this thread 🤣🤣🤣🤣 🤣😭😭😭 agree with the wank and shopping comment tho

MumOfOneAllAlone · 12/12/2024 21:16

👀👀 what's the accent?

Also, why is he an ex?

Yanbu

HollyLollyMollyJolly · 12/12/2024 18:23

Yes, "exactly" is a very hot word 🔥

Jumell · 12/12/2024 18:18

RedToothBrush · 12/12/2024 18:16

He has to be beautiful to make up for being a twat?

It's the twat / beauty complex ....

Aha you’re not wrong!

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RedToothBrush · 12/12/2024 18:16

He has to be beautiful to make up for being a twat?

It's the twat / beauty complex ....