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CF Stole my hedge

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12FreeRangeEggs · 06/12/2024 18:09

We live in a naice part of London which thinks it’s the countryside but is actually just a green suburb. To the side and front of my property is our hedge. It’s a mix hedge; Holly, Ivy and other trees. Our Holly has been very good this autumn and we have lots of red berries. I make a door wreath for my front door each Christmas, and I usually forage from my own hedge to make my wreath. So far this year I haven’t gotten around to it but was hoping to make my wreath this weekend.

Well, I returned this afternoon and there was a lady stood on my driveway with a large blue IKEA bag in one hand and a pair of pruners in the other, helping herself to my holly.

I politely challenged her, but she didn’t seem to think that she was doing anything wrong helping herself to my Holly in my hedge. Infact when I protested that I was going to make my own wreath with my own Holly she told me she had a business making Christmas wreaths and usually only made 10 a season despite huge demand because she simply doesn’t have the time but was willing to make a professional wreath for me using my own Holly and charge me £85. I, less politely this time, declined her offer for a professional wreath and asked for my Holly back. She refused and accused me of being bitter and uncharitable.

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eastegg · 08/12/2024 18:59

12FreeRangeEggs · 06/12/2024 18:34

Oooo great idea

Then, when you’ve found her, show up to one of her workshops (they all do workshops), and tell everyone about where she gets her materials. You could start off all jolly, ‘oh my gosh small world you’ll never believe where we met recently everyone!’, then stick the knife in.

MarkinUckfield · 08/12/2024 18:42

That’s theft, you should have called the police nd whatever she’s cut off is your not hers

godmum56 · 08/12/2024 16:13

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oddly I have and had to decide what level of garden cover I wanted.

AngelicKaty · 08/12/2024 15:15

WearyAuldWumman · 06/12/2024 23:31

I wonder whether CF is on Mumsnet?

waves at CF

"Waves at CF" 😂😂😂

ThatUniqueFox · 08/12/2024 14:42

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LIJ · 08/12/2024 14:34

Says nothing about the poster, but does say a hellava lot about you.

ThatUniqueFox · 08/12/2024 14:30

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LIJ · 08/12/2024 14:29

And the Police wouldn’t attend for a hedge having cuttings taken from it. The point being made by the original poster re the Porsche, not me incidentally, I was just replying, was just making the point that if it took 5 days for the police to attend the theft of an expensive car, then what chance has the lady whose hedge was cut have. It’s nothing to do with either the make or value or otherwise of the car. That’s just what you are projecting onto it.

ThatUniqueFox · 08/12/2024 14:24

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LIJ · 08/12/2024 14:22

I was merely citing the car that the person who originally posted about the police response time did.

ThatUniqueFox · 08/12/2024 14:21

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LIJ · 08/12/2024 14:20

Because that’s what I was written originally. I was replying.

LIJ · 08/12/2024 14:19

That’s what the original poster wrote.

Annielou67 · 08/12/2024 14:19

Invoice her for the Holly. Check if any of your neighbours have security footage. If they do you can take her to small claims court.

Rosscameasdoody · 08/12/2024 13:16

vtrdcat · 08/12/2024 12:18

Because it’s an expensive car? Honestly, what do you think..

I think that’s the epitome of entitlement to be honest. Why should the make of car have anything to do with police response time ? Theft is theft.

Rosscameasdoody · 08/12/2024 13:14

Dad2003 · 07/12/2024 18:20

This may have been asked before, but is CF an acronym for cunt fuck?

No - it stand for cheeky fucker.

TexaSun · 08/12/2024 13:04

12FreeRangeEggs · 06/12/2024 18:09

We live in a naice part of London which thinks it’s the countryside but is actually just a green suburb. To the side and front of my property is our hedge. It’s a mix hedge; Holly, Ivy and other trees. Our Holly has been very good this autumn and we have lots of red berries. I make a door wreath for my front door each Christmas, and I usually forage from my own hedge to make my wreath. So far this year I haven’t gotten around to it but was hoping to make my wreath this weekend.

Well, I returned this afternoon and there was a lady stood on my driveway with a large blue IKEA bag in one hand and a pair of pruners in the other, helping herself to my holly.

I politely challenged her, but she didn’t seem to think that she was doing anything wrong helping herself to my Holly in my hedge. Infact when I protested that I was going to make my own wreath with my own Holly she told me she had a business making Christmas wreaths and usually only made 10 a season despite huge demand because she simply doesn’t have the time but was willing to make a professional wreath for me using my own Holly and charge me £85. I, less politely this time, declined her offer for a professional wreath and asked for my Holly back. She refused and accused me of being bitter and uncharitable.

What an absolute prize ar*e of a woman! You must have been absolutely livid...the brass neck on people never ceases to amaze me.

godmum56 · 08/12/2024 12:36

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I can tell you are not a gardener. If the plant had been really hacked back it will take years to grow again and may not survive.

ThatUniqueFox · 08/12/2024 12:22

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vtrdcat · 08/12/2024 12:18

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Because it’s an expensive car? Honestly, what do you think..

ThatUniqueFox · 08/12/2024 12:13

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LIJ · 08/12/2024 12:08

5 days to attend for a Porsche stolen from a driveway! That sums up the Police’s response time in London