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DH pisses around toilet

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PissoirPissedOff · 28/11/2024 21:20

We moved into our new home and the first thing I did was to clean the bathroom, including disinfecting the toilet area which was covered in mouldy spots. Within about an hour, DH had pissed all over the rim of the toilet and the floor just under the toilet had a small puddle of piss. I have asked him not to do this, just to wipe it dry when he misses the bowl. He says this is not his job.

I'm not particularly OCD about this sort of thing, I just like a clean bathroom and would prefer to clean it just once a week rather than daily/hourly.

I AM being unreasonable = This is beyond the scope of what is expected of a normal male in his own home.

I am NOT being unreasonable = Why can't he just make that small effort (quick wipe with tissues) so that I don't have to clean the toilet every day, and to save me getting my toes wet in a puddle of his piss?

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Kibble29 · 28/11/2024 23:22

She’s not even bothered about it.

PyongyangKipperbang · 28/11/2024 23:22

"If you want to live inside this house, with me, then cleaning up your own piss IS YOUR JOB. If you dont do your job then I wont do one of mine which is change the sheets when I piss on your pillows"

FiveShelties · 28/11/2024 23:22

Just hoping this is a (yet another) wind up and no-one seriously puts up with this kind of behaviour.

thequeenoftarts · 28/11/2024 23:22

Could you not piss on his side of the bed a few times and tell him its on his side, its up to him to clean it up?

Pipconkermash · 28/11/2024 23:21

PissoirPissedOff · 28/11/2024 23:15

I'm actually laughing out loud at this because I have a horrible feeling you have a point!!!!!!!

It’s rather bleak that you find this so funny. It’s fucking rank. And his ‘it’s not my job to clean up my own piss, it’s yours, woman,’ is disturbing.

Dillydollydingdong · 28/11/2024 23:17

Tell him to sit on the toilet and point Willy down, rather than standing up. Lots of men do!

Kibble29 · 28/11/2024 23:17

PissoirPissedOff · 28/11/2024 23:12

Sorry about that 😆

I am a bit meek, to be fair.

It’s your life, if you want to spend it cleaning a grown man’s body fluids then crack on.

I bet your meekness is exactly what he likes about you. Don’t give you any respect and you just obey.

PissoirPissedOff · 28/11/2024 23:15

Sparklfairy · 28/11/2024 23:12

OP. You've managed to land yourself a husband who isn't fucking housetrained.

I'm actually laughing out loud at this because I have a horrible feeling you have a point!!!!!!!

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Nanny0gg · 28/11/2024 23:15

PissoirPissedOff · 28/11/2024 22:52

We used to live somewhere that he pissed off the balcony into a forest. Quite honestly, I've just realised, I think he's adapting to living indoors! I'll show him this thread in the morning. Fingers crossed 🤞

Not sure I'm believing this now...

What does he do at other people's houses? At work?

Nanny0gg · 28/11/2024 23:13

PissoirPissedOff · 28/11/2024 22:25

I honestly wouldn't if he was generally an arsehole. This is a strange aberration so I'm questioning my judgement.

It's not an aberration,

He's a dirty bugger and he's humiliating you

I'd be using his favourite shirt to clean it just before I walked out the door

Duckingella · 28/11/2024 23:13

Tell him every time you find his piss on and around the toilet you'll be taking a photo and posting to his social media explaining yet again you've been left to clean his piss up because he's a lazy bastard who can't even aim efficiently.

Let his friends/family/work colleagues know what a troll he is in the bathroom-I bet it'll probably help his colleagues identify the dirty twat who keeps leaving piss in the work loo's.

PissoirPissedOff · 28/11/2024 23:12

Kibble29 · 28/11/2024 23:10

Exactly.

It’s clear he’s a moron. But the meek “he doesn’t know how to live inside a house” stuff is actually worse. Spineless.

Sorry about that 😆

I am a bit meek, to be fair.

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StealthSpinach · 28/11/2024 23:12

If you have more than 1 toilet, he can use one only and he cleans it (or not). Do go near it, don’t clean it, shut the door and leave him to it.

If you only have one toilet, get him a bucket and a plastic drop cloth, and let him deal with it.

What do your guests do? Is he ok with them having to stand in/sit in piss? If he expects you to clean it for guests, etc - then stop enabling him. Don’t clean up his piss, he is clearly telling you what he thinks of you…

Sparklfairy · 28/11/2024 23:12

PissoirPissedOff · 28/11/2024 22:52

We used to live somewhere that he pissed off the balcony into a forest. Quite honestly, I've just realised, I think he's adapting to living indoors! I'll show him this thread in the morning. Fingers crossed 🤞

OP. You've managed to land yourself a husband who isn't fucking housetrained.

PissoirPissedOff · 28/11/2024 23:11

Isatis · 28/11/2024 23:09

So the dried up wee just has to accumulate for a week? Ewww.

I suggest you go away for a week and let him discover just how nasty that smell gets when it's left.

I honestly don't think he'd notice or care.

In other areas of life he is meticulous.

It's very odd.

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Onlycoffee · 28/11/2024 23:11

PissoirPissedOff · 28/11/2024 22:52

We used to live somewhere that he pissed off the balcony into a forest. Quite honestly, I've just realised, I think he's adapting to living indoors! I'll show him this thread in the morning. Fingers crossed 🤞

But surely he has lived in a house before the forest?
This is crazy talk, stop using your own mental labour to work out why he's so lazy and disgusting.

boulevardofbrokendreamss · 28/11/2024 23:11

My husband used to do this. It's fucking lazy entitledness. Got to the point where I would wipe his toothbrush in it because I was sick of sitting in piss. He fortunately almost an ex.

Kibble29 · 28/11/2024 23:10

Pipconkermash · 28/11/2024 23:03

Actually, I’m more horrified at the excuses you’re making for the scumbag you’re married to.

Exactly.

It’s clear he’s a moron. But the meek “he doesn’t know how to live inside a house” stuff is actually worse. Spineless.

fashionqueen0123 · 28/11/2024 23:10

PissoirPissedOff · 28/11/2024 23:02

Well, sort of why not, when you're living in the middle of nowhere. But an indoor space is a different story. At least, it is to ME!

Didnt you have a toilet though?

Isatis · 28/11/2024 23:09

PissoirPissedOff · 28/11/2024 22:38

He knows I clean the bathroom once a week and doesn't see why it can't wait until then.

So the dried up wee just has to accumulate for a week? Ewww.

I suggest you go away for a week and let him discover just how nasty that smell gets when it's left.

Matsukaze · 28/11/2024 23:09

I'd be tempted to put some of these in the loo

DH pisses around toilet
RaFan · 28/11/2024 23:08

Nogaxeh · 28/11/2024 21:50

If his aim is bad then he can sit down to pee if he didn't want to clean up after himself.

This.
i trained my husband ;) and then son to sit on the toilet whatever they do.

Balloonhearts · 28/11/2024 23:08

Jesus. Did you marry an animal off the farm?

Sia8899 · 28/11/2024 23:08

Aside from the fact it’s disgusting, surely he knows a bathroom floor is different to a forest floor?? Or has he never used an inside loo? If it’s literally puddles it’s going to either seep in and stink or fuck up the floor, or both

Snugglemonkey · 28/11/2024 23:07

PissoirPissedOff · 28/11/2024 22:52

We used to live somewhere that he pissed off the balcony into a forest. Quite honestly, I've just realised, I think he's adapting to living indoors! I'll show him this thread in the morning. Fingers crossed 🤞

And you married him?!

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