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Johnbrown · 20/11/2024 20:35

Why is he still on master chef?

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cariadlet · 20/11/2024 21:29

I watched Historical Masterchef pn Horrible History long before I watched Masterchef.

I tried watching Masterchef once but it was impossible to take GW or John Torode seriously after seeing the HH versions.

Dave Gorman did an entertaining section about GW on his last stand up tour.

AngelinaFibres · 20/11/2024 21:26

I love the factory programmes he does but hate the fact that he's on them. It must be so painful for the skilled people in those places having to explain to the twat that is Gregggggg about the process they do so that he can repeat over and over " You can do 26 of those in a minute....26....26....no I don't believe it". Oh fuck off and let us enjoy the normal people.

Ohwhatfuckeryitistoride · 20/11/2024 21:19

PotterHead1985 · 20/11/2024 21:07

You should join our thread in telly addicts. We rip him constantly

What’s our motto Potter?
”Fuck off Greggggggggg!”

Ytcsghisn · 20/11/2024 21:18

He’s either got friends in high places in the BBC or he knows too much about the skeletons in the BBC closet. Let’s face it, the BBC is full of dodgy people.

SocksAndTheCity · 20/11/2024 21:16

I had to stop watching it because of him and I love Monica Sad

STOP SHOUTING YOU TWAT

MrTwatchester · 20/11/2024 21:15

Fucking Egg, he's such a drag on an otherwise good programme. How do these awful men get these good TV gigs? Clueless execs somewhere up the chain thinking they're entertaining I guess. Tim WhatACunt was another one. Arseholes.

PinoGrejioh · 20/11/2024 21:14

Superworm24 · 20/11/2024 21:13

I thought he did daytime tv. Like DIY or property auction type stuff? Is he actually a chef?

He thinks he's a chef.

He's not.

PinoGrejioh · 20/11/2024 21:14

gaggiagirl · 20/11/2024 20:42

Horrible man. I'm still getting over his 'typical Saturday'

The father & husband of the year

Superworm24 · 20/11/2024 21:13

I thought he did daytime tv. Like DIY or property auction type stuff? Is he actually a chef?

Wonderi · 20/11/2024 21:12

I’ve never watched it but I’ve heard he’s one of the nicest people and really down to earth.

PotterHead1985 · 20/11/2024 21:07

You should join our thread in telly addicts. We rip him constantly

Bluevelvetsofa · 20/11/2024 21:04

They talk about Marcus Wareing as some kind of iconic chef, but I find him dry and cold too. I want to make wash and cut his hair. It looks as though he’s dipped it in grease.

SunSparkle · 20/11/2024 21:03

gaggiagirl · 20/11/2024 20:42

Horrible man. I'm still getting over his 'typical Saturday'

This. read that and will never not think of him as anything other than a shit dad and husband.

CatalinaLoo · 20/11/2024 21:01

He’s a grade A twat. I’ll never forget that Twitter post where someone asked him to retweet a post about raising money for cancer, and he responded ignoring the cancer charity and instead lecturing the person that his name had two G’s. What a twat.

pestowithwalnuts · 20/11/2024 20:57

Can't stand him.
I can't see why has to give his grunting feedback..he's just a baldy-headed greengrocer. His opinion would matter nothing to me

EnYar · 20/11/2024 20:56

GoodLaudanum · 20/11/2024 20:54

😄never gets old

Love it.

soupfiend · 20/11/2024 20:55

Also to be honest I dont like Marcus either he has no warmth about him at all, very dry and cold

I like John but thats not professional MC I think

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😄never gets old

EnYar · 20/11/2024 20:53

I like MC but wish they’d get some new phrases.

It’s all “points of difference, “elevate to the next level”, “brings the dish together”.

Actually that’s just Marcus.

soupfiend · 20/11/2024 20:52

Urgh thats right, the constant guffawing

stargazerlil · 20/11/2024 20:51

Because he loves a good pudding and he’s an over paid greedy arse.

SummaLuvin · 20/11/2024 20:50

I've never heard anyone say they enjoy his presenting 'skills' and 'style'. he is truly awful, has no expertise in food or cookery and just guffaws and gurns. genuinely have no idea why he continues to get booked

Raquelos · 20/11/2024 20:48

I always find it hilarious when he feeds back about a dish and the other two (actual chefs) completely contradict him in their feedback, highlighting what a know-nothing blowhard he really is. I swear that's why they make him go first 😁

Swivelhead · 20/11/2024 20:47

I stopped watching a long time ago, when John Torode was kind of a shit to his ex-wife.

Greg was always a twat though

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