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My owner won't let me eat birds anymore

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AHungryCat · 10/11/2024 17:59

What should I do? She tried to talk to me about it but fgs

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ladymalfoy45 · 10/11/2024 18:04

My owner had to rescue a baby magpie I brought in. She remonstrates with me about all the rodents I leave on the sun terrace but she know a cat has got to cat.
Apparently there are frequent heated debates with her mother about getting me a collar and bell.
I've heard her say' fuck that shit'.
I'll often leave the liver of rodents around the house.
Such fun.

K0OLA1D · 10/11/2024 18:04

Piss up their curtains

FuzzyPuffling · 10/11/2024 18:03

Try mice. Very tasty and owners are usually
glad to be rid of them.

PS leave the kidneys. Preferably where they can be stood on by said owners. Hours of catty fun!

Maluki · 10/11/2024 18:03

This is easy, OP. Just leave and find an "owner" more to your liking. It's what many of us do.

Letitgoe · 10/11/2024 18:03

If they try make you stay in doors be aware of this odd box they will try to make you do your business in it…..it’s so humiliating

EerieSilence · 10/11/2024 18:02

If they put the collar on you, just pretend to choke on it. Gagging noises are great to attract the attention.

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AHungryCat · 10/11/2024 18:01

FUCK OFF about the bell! No way, All my mates - Jeffrey at 57 in particular - would not stop taking the piss.

Lsst time I ripped it off and left it by the bins

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sweeneytoddsrazor · 10/11/2024 18:01

Are you still allowed to eat mice?

redannie18 · 10/11/2024 18:00

😂you better behave or you’ll end up with a bell which will be SO UNCOOL

TickingAlongNicely · 10/11/2024 18:00

Refuse the expensive, prepared stuff. Insist on freshly caught organic.

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