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My owner won't let me eat birds anymore

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AHungryCat · 10/11/2024 17:59

What should I do? She tried to talk to me about it but fgs

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K0OLA1D · 10/11/2024 18:19

ilovesooty · 10/11/2024 18:17

I've just got back after a 3 day break. I shall be back terrorising the local wildlife tomorrow morning. I am not just a cat. I am Cat the Ripper and my human knows it.

Cat the ripper 🤣🤣🤣

Dirtydancing1 · 10/11/2024 18:18

Unbelievable, who does she think she is.
Go no contact or shit in her bed

K0OLA1D · 10/11/2024 18:18

Ihaveitihateit · 10/11/2024 18:16

weeing on the air fryer got me a lot of attention as well

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Did they notice before they put their chips in?

EerieSilence · 10/11/2024 18:18

How to say Fuck Off in three letters: CAT

Tomorrowillbeachicken · 10/11/2024 18:18

Loving this. Go vegan little cat. You’ll die but ignore that

ilovesooty · 10/11/2024 18:17

I've just got back after a 3 day break. I shall be back terrorising the local wildlife tomorrow morning. I am not just a cat. I am Cat the Ripper and my human knows it.

TheYearOfSmallThings · 10/11/2024 18:17

If you bring them some nice plump rats or maybe some socks or underwear from a neighbour's washing line they will be grateful and probably let you back after the birds again.

EineReiseDurchDieZeit · 10/11/2024 18:17

Can your slave be relied upon to provide a portrait of your good self? Grin

Ihaveitihateit · 10/11/2024 18:16

MrsMoastyToasty · 10/11/2024 18:11

I find that a furball on the carpet sorts this type of malarkey out.

weeing on the air fryer got me a lot of attention as well

shellyleppard · 10/11/2024 18:15

@AHungryCat excellent catting!!! You can teach these youngsters a thing or two

Ihaveitihateit · 10/11/2024 18:14

Love bombing is the answer. Show your love for your owner by bringing many wonderful gifts. Start off small, say a nice little mouse, gradually increase the offerings - a rat perhaps a squirrel. Frogs always get a good reaction here ! Soon enough you’ll be able to do as you please again

Balloonhearts · 10/11/2024 18:13

Get new staff. Don't know who these humans think they are? You'd think they own the place!

ErrolTheDragon · 10/11/2024 18:12

Oh come off it OP. If you were actually eating the birds, your owner (? Owner?Confused) wouldn't know about it.

Fess up - you're not doing this because you're hungry.

FuzzyPuffling · 10/11/2024 18:12

"Slug on your arse...". That's known as the "Slug bus".

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AHungryCat · 10/11/2024 18:11

@NeverDropYourMooncup
YOU

I thought i had styled that out

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MrsMoastyToasty · 10/11/2024 18:11

I find that a furball on the carpet sorts this type of malarkey out.

NeverDropYourMooncup · 10/11/2024 18:10

Who do you think you're kidding? We know you're nicking Jimberley what lives in the garages behind number 9's leftovers and claiming them as your own.

We've been watching you make a complete tit of yourself from our warm windowsills for the last six years in between little snacks and treats (as are our regal entitlement - kind of like the Civil List for some humans) and the only thing you've ever caught has been a slug on your arse when you fell asleep in one of the big plant pots.

Cuppachuchu · 10/11/2024 18:09

Nip over the road and just do some pitiful meowing with sad eyes. Et voila! Fresh new slave for you. (probably an upgrade in food, too). 😸

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AHungryCat · 10/11/2024 18:09

Gulbekian · 10/11/2024 18:05

Owner FFS? What the hell is wrong with you? She's your slave, not your owner. Now cat up and make it clear to her that you're the boss and you make the decisions. Honestly. I don't know what the world is coming to.

Jeffrey?
Is that you?

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Urbanpomade · 10/11/2024 18:08

Have you thought about upgrading to a tasty squirrel?

JMSA · 10/11/2024 18:07

Is a bird to a cat like the chicken to a Mumsnetter?
How many meals do you get out of it?

PaminaMozart · 10/11/2024 18:06

redannie18 · 10/11/2024 18:00

😂you better behave or you’ll end up with a bell which will be SO UNCOOL

😿🙀😿

olderbutwiser · 10/11/2024 18:05

As I’ve aged I find birds a bit challenging anyway, however mice seem to be accessible. I’m not too clear on the details, they seem to come in a range of sizes and speeds, and I did hear them talking about a “Siberian hamster” that I left as a gift the other day (not even dead either). But great sport all round, Highly Recommend 👍

Gulbekian · 10/11/2024 18:05

Owner FFS? What the hell is wrong with you? She's your slave, not your owner. Now cat up and make it clear to her that you're the boss and you make the decisions. Honestly. I don't know what the world is coming to.

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AHungryCat · 10/11/2024 18:05

@EerieSilence chokes in cat

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