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Kneebonefuture · 09/11/2024 22:27

So kind of a rude one, so I won't go into specifics. And he's not my boyfriend, he's an old fling who has been a friend for 15 years, and we were kind of thinking of getting together, but no idea how to word that.

I've always known he had a slightly kinky side, nothing mad just a little bit more adventurous than me. However he has recently revealed a kink/hobby? That i never knew about, he seemed totally ashamed and called himself a loser, a weirdo and dirty. Its really not my thing, but I don't like to judge, so just said it wasn't anything to be ashamed of and laughed it off. Hes since seemed to take that as a green light that I'm also into it. Constantly referring to it, bringing it up and fitting it into conversations that hold no relevance. And even sending photos. Should I just call things off with him, as it doesn't appear we are a match or just tell him I'm not into it, how would I even word that? Please no nasty comments, I'm a really shy and introverted person and get confused with boundary setting occasionally. Thanks 😊

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HappyNewYear2027 · 10/11/2024 00:50

Just out of curiosity, his name doesn't begin with A does it?

Amybelle88 · 10/11/2024 00:50

NigelHarmansNewWife · 10/11/2024 00:48

It's not lycra and road cycling is it? There are many, many of them clogging up a country lane near you...

I said these fuckers irritate me on Tik Tok once. Someone got all up in my grill (digitally) and called me ugly and told me I'm not aging well.

I suspect he had extra curricular activities with his bicycle judging by how butt hurt he was.

TheHangingGardensOfBasildon · 10/11/2024 00:50

Is it a costume - so something like Gromit, Tony the Tiger or Jacket Potato from The Masked Singer; or is it, um, more to accentuate a particular human feature, like a gimp mask or similar?

Happygogoat · 10/11/2024 00:49

It’s dressing as an animal isn’t it?!

HappyNewYear2027 · 10/11/2024 00:48

At this point I'm thinking it either must be something absolutely horrifying like CBT or just plain ridiculous like multiple cock rings stacked up like the ring toss at the fair.

Amybelle88 · 10/11/2024 00:48

Dressed up as Batman with his dick hanging out of a hole in the suit?

NigelHarmansNewWife · 10/11/2024 00:48

It's not lycra and road cycling is it? There are many, many of them clogging up a country lane near you...

Pisssflapps · 10/11/2024 00:47

Bondage then?! Gimp mask on his face?

Kneebonefuture · 10/11/2024 00:46

Pisssflapps · 10/11/2024 00:44

some of us have to go to bed ready for paying our respects tomorrow so its kinda inappropriate to go to bed thinkng of a random man photographing his john thomas dressed as a borrower or whatever. come on man give me one more clue please before i hit the hay

He says he bought the gear years ago, but threw it all away. He's thinking of buying more to get back into it 🤷‍♀️

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5foot5 · 10/11/2024 00:46

Yeah @Pisssflapps is right. We need to know.

Pisssflapps · 10/11/2024 00:44

some of us have to go to bed ready for paying our respects tomorrow so its kinda inappropriate to go to bed thinkng of a random man photographing his john thomas dressed as a borrower or whatever. come on man give me one more clue please before i hit the hay

Kneebonefuture · 10/11/2024 00:41

HappyNewYear2027 · 10/11/2024 00:35

I had an ex who used to put those Innocent smoothie knitted hats on his dick. He had a white one that made it look like a newborn hamster

My daughter collects those hats and she's been wondering what to do with them..

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TheHangingGardensOfBasildon · 10/11/2024 00:40

Kneebonefuture · 10/11/2024 00:35

It wasn't i promise. It was just something he was wearing.

So nothing as innocent as a monocle, then?

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DriedHydrangeas · 10/11/2024 00:40

HappyNewYear2027 · 10/11/2024 00:35

I had an ex who used to put those Innocent smoothie knitted hats on his dick. He had a white one that made it look like a newborn hamster

That might be the most quietly horrifying thing I’ve ever read on here.

At any rate, not an image I will forget quickly…😀

HappyNewYear2027 · 10/11/2024 00:40

Amybelle88 · 10/11/2024 00:38

@Kneebonefuture ahhh gotcha! So like a costume kind of deal but you can't see his face? I'm so invested 😂😂

Was he in suspenders and crotchless knickers?

Morph suit!

Pisssflapps · 10/11/2024 00:39

OP, is it kinkier than a pomegranite up the hoop? It might be really tame.

Amybelle88 · 10/11/2024 00:38

@Kneebonefuture ahhh gotcha! So like a costume kind of deal but you can't see his face? I'm so invested 😂😂

Was he in suspenders and crotchless knickers?

Kneebonefuture · 10/11/2024 00:38

TheHangingGardensOfBasildon · 10/11/2024 00:36

I think the 'standard' one is to pull the pockets of their trousers inside out, to look like elephant ears, and then ask if you'd like to see his trunk...

My absolute favorite one was when he pointed it at me and cocked it like a gun, he made the noise and everything 🤣

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Reserved101 · 10/11/2024 00:36

Diaper fetish.

Amybelle88 · 10/11/2024 00:36

I am crying, and not just saying I'm crying laughing and I'm not, genuinely crying laughing at this thread. This never happens 😂😂

The marrow up the ring piece and innocent smoothie hat have finished me off 😂😂😂

TheHangingGardensOfBasildon · 10/11/2024 00:36

Kneebonefuture · 10/11/2024 00:32

I actually did have a bf who did that! He once wrapped a hanky around it and pretended it was a cape. Just as a joke, not a kink.

I think the 'standard' one is to pull the pockets of their trousers inside out, to look like elephant ears, and then ask if you'd like to see his trunk...

Pisssflapps · 10/11/2024 00:36

Amybelle88 · 10/11/2024 00:35

@Kneebonefuture it's got to be a close up of his arsehole or his bollocks. Got to be. Dirty little bastard.

what else is there?! LOL

Kneebonefuture · 10/11/2024 00:35

Amybelle88 · 10/11/2024 00:35

@Kneebonefuture it's got to be a close up of his arsehole or his bollocks. Got to be. Dirty little bastard.

It wasn't i promise. It was just something he was wearing.

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Pisssflapps · 10/11/2024 00:35

HappyNewYear2027 · 10/11/2024 00:35

I had an ex who used to put those Innocent smoothie knitted hats on his dick. He had a white one that made it look like a newborn hamster

Thats not kinky as such just weird

HappyNewYear2027 · 10/11/2024 00:35

Amybelle88 · 10/11/2024 00:31

A close up where you can't see him in it, but it's role play.

Does he dress his cock and balls up as characters, OP?

I had an ex who used to put those Innocent smoothie knitted hats on his dick. He had a white one that made it look like a newborn hamster

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