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To think this a red flag? And either way be completely cringed out?

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tgatwas · 07/11/2024 19:32

Went on a third date with a man, and for relevance we have not had sex yet.

The conversation kind of shifted to exs (it was relevant) and he said he broke up with his ex as it became apparent she only wanted two things:

To live with him rent free
To have an incredible dicking every day (which he followed up with yeah I know that sounds big headed)

I just kind of said “oh right” and changed the subject. Maybe he is fantastic in bed, maybe not, but it definitely gave me the absolute ick.

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Teenagequeenwithaloadedgun · 07/11/2024 20:46

If anyone said 'incredible dicking' within my earshot, my knickers would hermetically seal themselves to my body with zero chance of removal.

NeverDropYourMooncup · 07/11/2024 20:46

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I think that was what he was trying to convince the OP he was (in the hope she'd want to see it).

Wide boy - Scaffold pole - pencil (haunted or otherwise).

EverythingAllatOnceAllTheTime · 07/11/2024 20:45

Mrsphilmiller · 07/11/2024 19:33

What does that even mean “incredible dicking”?

One of my exes used to say ‘a good piping’…

username7891 · 07/11/2024 20:45

DyslexicPoster · 07/11/2024 20:42

Maybe his dicking wasnt incredible like she wanted it? Maybe it was just flaccid dicking?

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He dumped her. His dicking was fantastic but she was only with him for his dicking. He has feelings man. Feelings.

MrsForgetalot · 07/11/2024 20:45

1 strike for bringing up ex girl friend at all
2 strikes for discussing anything that happened with ex girlfriend in the bedroom - clearly no gentleman, not discreet.
3 strikes for juvenile locker room language - use real words if you absolutely must talk about it
4 strikes for bringing up sex over dinner - poor seduction technique.
5 strikes for failing to anticipate how badly those comments reflect on him. Low intelligence isn’t attractive.

potatocakesinprogress · 07/11/2024 20:44

tgatwas · 07/11/2024 19:58

I think it was that she only used him for incredible sex…

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well she couldn't have used him for his incredible personality

Edenmum2 · 07/11/2024 20:43

I take it he said those exact words?

Yes I would run a mile

EvangelicalAboutButteredToast · 07/11/2024 20:43

As much as that’s certainly an ick it would make me wonder about his dicking 🤣

DyslexicPoster · 07/11/2024 20:42

username7891 · 07/11/2024 19:39

he said he broke up with his ex as it became apparent she only wanted two things:

To live with him rent free
To have an incredible dicking every day

If we analyse the second problem. What was his problem? He couldn't keep up with her libido or he couldn't satisfy her? Or, did he think she was only using him for sex?

Most men complain they can't get enough sex.🤔

Maybe his dicking wasnt incredible like she wanted it? Maybe it was just flaccid dicking?

Floofypuppy · 07/11/2024 20:42

How repulsive

Marine30 · 07/11/2024 20:39

You now know all you need to about how sex with him would work out - bloody awful 😞

GreyRockinRock · 07/11/2024 20:39

'Roll up Roll up, see the Incredible Dicking Man'
half a bob job 😂😂

INeedAnotherName · 07/11/2024 20:38

To have an incredible dicking every day

I guess he couldn't manage it so she left because most men would be delighted to find a woman who wanted that.

LastNight1Dreamt1WentToManderleyAgain · 07/11/2024 20:38

One a day? One? I hope you looked disappointed

LivelyMintViper · 07/11/2024 20:38

tgatwas · 07/11/2024 19:57

Yes!

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Nice to know there's a use for his head ....

Linlithgow · 07/11/2024 20:32

Badburyrings · 07/11/2024 19:35

:shudder:

I think I would have just walked out.

This this and this

TwoLeftSocksWithHoles · 07/11/2024 20:31

Snazzysausage · 07/11/2024 19:45

A good quality hearty shag I would imagine. 😬

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I think my uncle used to a large tin of that for his pipe.

Aimtodobetter · 07/11/2024 20:31

tgatwas · 07/11/2024 19:58

I think it was that she only used him for incredible sex…

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Depending on how much of a turnoff that was / how much you are otherwise attracted to him I might be tempted to try him out for a night just out of curiosity :) But for a long-term relationship I'd definitely find it off putting that that was the way he talked about an ex even if it was 100% true.

PsychoHotSauce · 07/11/2024 20:31

I'd have laughed and said awwww, you know she only told you that to massage your ego so you'd let her live there rent free. And you believed her?! Grin

TillyKister · 07/11/2024 20:31

No... Just no 🤦

UrsulasHerbBag · 07/11/2024 20:31

Oh good Grief! No thank you. At least you didn’t get to the point of him telling you to lay back and wait for your good dicking. Bye Bye Mr Ick.

Jollyjoy · 07/11/2024 20:30

Eugh. That’s ultra ick!

stargazerlil · 07/11/2024 20:29

Dicking?! could you not stop laughing in his face or did you just vomit?

DeirdreRachid · 07/11/2024 20:27

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You just linked the words incredible dicking with the name Jacob Rees-Mogg and now I'm afraid my subconscious is going to take that and run with it when I dream tonight.

So yeah.
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