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To think this a red flag? And either way be completely cringed out?

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tgatwas · 07/11/2024 19:32

Went on a third date with a man, and for relevance we have not had sex yet.

The conversation kind of shifted to exs (it was relevant) and he said he broke up with his ex as it became apparent she only wanted two things:

To live with him rent free
To have an incredible dicking every day (which he followed up with yeah I know that sounds big headed)

I just kind of said “oh right” and changed the subject. Maybe he is fantastic in bed, maybe not, but it definitely gave me the absolute ick.

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He11oKitty · 08/11/2024 21:24

username7891 · 07/11/2024 19:39

he said he broke up with his ex as it became apparent she only wanted two things:

To live with him rent free
To have an incredible dicking every day

If we analyse the second problem. What was his problem? He couldn't keep up with her libido or he couldn't satisfy her? Or, did he think she was only using him for sex?

Most men complain they can't get enough sex.🤔

Yeah I’m not seeing the issue with this either. She had a healthy sex drive … so what really.

StarDolphins · 08/11/2024 21:21

Incredible dicking would’ve had me squeezing though the toilet window. Grim🤮

OhcantthInkofaname · 08/11/2024 21:18

I'd ask for her point of view.

Cotonsugar · 08/11/2024 19:41

With you on the ick. Why couldn’t he just say that his ex wanted incredible sex? Presumably he didn’t want to give that to her if they finished!

PotatoLove · 08/11/2024 19:35

Oooof 😬

Aroastdinnerisnotahumanright · 08/11/2024 19:20

PowerTulle · 07/11/2024 22:14

No no no Op. The ex wanted him to give her incredible decking, and sadly his diy skills were not up to the job. And if it wasn’t decking then you say goodbye and thank you and you are suddenly very very busy.

I've been in enough boats to know that very few men give an incredible docking so I would be suspicious if he claimed to manage one every day

FootieMama · 08/11/2024 19:15

Rosebelles · 07/11/2024 23:14

I find this interesting because if we turned the tables and a woman got rid of a guy because he wanted to live with her rent free and wanted a great shag (or whatever you want to call it) every day, we’d all be praising her.

So what if he doesn’t want someone to live with him rent free, who does? Lol and great if he’s good in bed and doesn’t personally want it every single day, isn’t that what all woman want, I mean who’s actually got time for that every day.

I was thinking exactly this. Maybe he didn't say it in a nice way but don't think he said nothing wrong

Illegally18 · 08/11/2024 18:41

BobbyBiscuits · 08/11/2024 13:15

You should have replied with 'well, I can see why it didn't work out then.' 🙃

ha! good one!😅

PetuniaT · 08/11/2024 18:13

Jackiebrambles · 07/11/2024 19:35

Incredible dicking? What?! 🤣

What an incredible tool.

That's what his ex said

Mylovelylittlepetbedbug · 08/11/2024 14:58

Aposterhasnoname · 07/11/2024 21:29

Are you dating Jay from inbetweeners?

Exactly what I was thinking. Funny in a TV show,in real life no. Run away fast . How could you ever look at him again .

CherryVanillaPie · 08/11/2024 14:55

Rosebelles · 08/11/2024 12:03

I haven’t painfully missed the point at all. I just think most of the reactions to what he said are completely over the top. To go on a third date with someone shows there must have been something there, imagine getting cancelled for saying the words ‘incredible dicking’ it’s hilarious.

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OP doesn't want to "cancel" him. 🙄 She just doesn't wish to continue the relationship. It sounds like you would find a man talking about giving someone an "incredible dicking" good relationship material though. So I suggest you get his number off op

TwistedWonder · 08/11/2024 14:21

It’s not over the top to find a man calling sex ‘an incredible dicking’ absolutely David Brent level cringeworthy and to immediately lose any attraction that might have been building.

pictoosh · 08/11/2024 14:00

Rosebelles · 08/11/2024 12:03

I haven’t painfully missed the point at all. I just think most of the reactions to what he said are completely over the top. To go on a third date with someone shows there must have been something there, imagine getting cancelled for saying the words ‘incredible dicking’ it’s hilarious.

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Well it's not is it?

We are all free to decide for ourselves what sort of person we want to be with. We can decide not to see someone again for any reason. What those reasons might be will vary from person to person. Everyone draws a line in the sand in a different place.

Personally speaking I'd be put off by his bullshit and bragging. If this is how he wants to promote himself he's not the one for me.
I'd rather be seduced by someone's integrity and intelligent conversation.
His line will work for women who believe anything/want cock/like a cheeky chappy.
I hate a cheeky chappy.

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tgatwas · 08/11/2024 13:23

Rosebelles · 08/11/2024 13:16

👏🏼👏🏼 no dear, I understood it clearly. I just disagree and think you are being too sensitive.

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No dear. You clearly were not able to grasp a simple concept - as pointed out by numerous people on this thread.

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Rosebelles · 08/11/2024 13:16

tgatwas · 08/11/2024 13:07

Numerous people pointed how how badly you missed the point.

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👏🏼👏🏼 no dear, I understood it clearly. I just disagree and think you are being too sensitive.

BobbyBiscuits · 08/11/2024 13:15

You should have replied with 'well, I can see why it didn't work out then.' 🙃

echt · 08/11/2024 13:13

Rosebelles · 08/11/2024 12:03

I haven’t painfully missed the point at all. I just think most of the reactions to what he said are completely over the top. To go on a third date with someone shows there must have been something there, imagine getting cancelled for saying the words ‘incredible dicking’ it’s hilarious.

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Your standards are vanishingly low.

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tgatwas · 08/11/2024 13:07

Rosebelles · 08/11/2024 12:03

I haven’t painfully missed the point at all. I just think most of the reactions to what he said are completely over the top. To go on a third date with someone shows there must have been something there, imagine getting cancelled for saying the words ‘incredible dicking’ it’s hilarious.

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Numerous people pointed how how badly you missed the point.

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SwingTheMonkey · 08/11/2024 12:56

Rosebelles · 08/11/2024 12:03

I haven’t painfully missed the point at all. I just think most of the reactions to what he said are completely over the top. To go on a third date with someone shows there must have been something there, imagine getting cancelled for saying the words ‘incredible dicking’ it’s hilarious.

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I wouldn’t feel too bad for the guy @Rosebelles, if you wouldn’t mind someone you’ve been out 3 times bad mouthing their ex, using the vomit inducing phrase ‘incredible dicking’ whilst stealth bragging that he’s amazing in bed, I’m sure there are other women out there who wouldn’t mind either. He’s not been ‘cancelled’, op is free to choose whether she dates someone or not.

ohfook · 08/11/2024 12:42

Im not his ex but I too would like to live rent free and have good sex everyday. Unfortunately it has not been the case!

Rosebelles · 08/11/2024 12:03

tgatwas · 08/11/2024 00:05

I think you’ve painfully missed the point.

The rent free thing is between them. I don’t know the ins and outs. Basically it’s irrelevant

Neither is him, her or both wanting sex every day.

My issue is his big headed-ness and wording. That he thinks he’s incredible in bed and she got such a good dicking that she stayed around just for that.

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I haven’t painfully missed the point at all. I just think most of the reactions to what he said are completely over the top. To go on a third date with someone shows there must have been something there, imagine getting cancelled for saying the words ‘incredible dicking’ it’s hilarious.

NefertitHR · 08/11/2024 11:49

tgatwas · 07/11/2024 19:32

Went on a third date with a man, and for relevance we have not had sex yet.

The conversation kind of shifted to exs (it was relevant) and he said he broke up with his ex as it became apparent she only wanted two things:

To live with him rent free
To have an incredible dicking every day (which he followed up with yeah I know that sounds big headed)

I just kind of said “oh right” and changed the subject. Maybe he is fantastic in bed, maybe not, but it definitely gave me the absolute ick.

Run. Now. Don't look back.
I vomited reading that. Be interesting to see what his ex said about it.....

MaiAamWaliHun · 08/11/2024 09:50

Hahahha I would laugh my head off at that.

Mum2So · 08/11/2024 07:17

Why don't you casually drop into conversation that you broke up with your ex because you figured he was only after all the cleaning, laundry, meals, and sex you enthusiastically provided daily? Fourth date? 😉

Maria1979 · 08/11/2024 05:03

Bettyfromhomeroom · 07/11/2024 21:40

Ewww, it would give me the ick.

What I'm about to say needs a trigger warning

I was on a 3rd date with a guy (35yo for context), the date was dinner and a movie at my place, anyway I was shattered from work and during the movie I yawned to which he stuck his finger in my yawning mouth and said "yawn r**e". Needless to say the date ended very quickly after that, blocked and never saw him again.

I would have bitten the finger off. How utterly disgusting to just put a finger in your mouth when you yawn 🤢 I mean, what normal person does that, especially when you don't know each other very well. I don't understand the yawn "r##e" ? But I'm sure it just makes matters worse for the twat.