Colleagues having sex in the office out of hours

It would be one thing to report if you’d actually walked in on them yourself. But it would be completely unreasonable to report based on what someone else told you.

Bet your great fun at parties 😒

Unless he washed his knob in the communal water fountain I honestly don't know why you'd even give this any consideration!

Christ 🙄 I bet you’re fun!
‘I just want to report that someone told me Tom and Jane shagged in the office last night’…
Can you imagine how pathetic you would sound, why would you even begin to care

You’re welcome to think what you want. However, I don’t understand why you want to be a snitch.

There are worst things than two consenting adults having sex.

You also need to consider they are unlikely to get fired. I know two occasions of this happening where I worked previously and nothing was done because they were drunk and work had supplied the alcohol.

Your CEO bought the drinks. Whether or not in a company card - they are still representing the company when they are out with you.

There would be an investigation of the allegations and depending on who had first hand knowledge of their relationship and they had sex at work after hours - not going to take them long to figure out it was you.

Id stick to making work reports about things which actually affect people - like bullying, harassment, racism, fraud, theft etc.

Eughh, that’s really low rent! Don’t report it, as that’s a bit nasty.

It does sounds like they’re wearing it like a badge of honour so will likely get found out by management soon enough, as ‘bragging’

God no, don't report it. What are you thinking?

ginasevern, like this comment, if I was OP I would be sanitising my desk not rubbing my hands over it to check 😂🤣🤣🤣

As long as they don't use my desk when I'm actually trying to work ( that's a bit distracting ) it's fine. Do you think it really happened though ? Perhaps they are telling all their " friends" to see who reports it !

I remember at one place I worked many years ago, a condom wrapper and a Femfresh wrapper were noticed in one of the bins first thing on a Monday morning….

It is massively inappropriate but they won't be the first and won't be the last. If you really are friends with them, have a quiet word. Suspect the fact that he is telling people might bring a sharp end to the relationship.

This would have been a sackable offence in my workplace (people still did it tho, pre CCTV!). Would you want that on your conscience?

Unless this is a massive drip feed and you work in a children’s home or hospital, I can’t see why you would care.

But yea report it, alert the church elders.

So long as your desk wasn't splattered with jizz, I don't see the problem.

Of course it's inappropriate. But do you want your friends to be fired? Would that make you feel good? Just think about what the outcome would be if you report this.

Don't be a vindictive grass. If these people are your friends why would you even think of reporting them?

Do you really want to cut off both of your friends' incomes, leaving them unemployed and in financial hardship? In the midst of a cost of living crisis and with Christmas around the corner? For the sake of a short-lived sense of righteousness? Who on earth are they hurting exactly? Some friend you are to both of them, keep your beak out, this does not concern you at all.

If I was your manager and you took it upon yourself to relay this information to me, I'd think you were a trouble maker, two-faced considering your apparent friendship with both of them and someone I would deem untrustworthy.

Why would you want to report it? You have no idea if it’s true.

People will find out soon enough if your friend is being a gossip.

Report it??Oh ffs get a grip it’s absolutely none of your business and it’s the sort of thing thats gone on since the dawn of time in workplaces.

No to reporting it. None of your business, you're not the morality police.

Isn't that what stationery cupboards are for? 😁

It's a story as old as time!

🎶 “Tale as old as time, song as old as rhyme,
Bonking on the desk!

Ever just the same; never a surprise,
It’s all been done before, even on the floor -
it’s how I earned my rise…” 🎶

Let them get on with it

It's a story as old as time!

Of course it happens at work. Especially if one or other (or both) has a partner at home.

get a grip Brenda.

you lot on here tonight 🤣🤣🤣

Okay Susan