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Original poster

To not know how to be an adult

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Bongosbanjo · 06/11/2024 00:42

Am an eejit with no idea how to deal with anything. I think a cat is the same as a child. I wash my towels forty times an hour. Am scared someone might actually ask me the time or some other innocous question. Please agree or I'll go in the huff

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MrTwatchester · 06/11/2024 01:22

Take in some ironing.

Kibble29 · 06/11/2024 01:19

Bongosbanjo · 06/11/2024 01:17

I am actually away to my bed, cat has school in morning.

Did the cat pass his 11 plus exam?

ForGreyKoala · 06/11/2024 01:18

Bongosbanjo · 06/11/2024 01:17

I am actually away to my bed, cat has school in morning.

I do hope it's a private school

AlpacalypseLlamaggedon · 06/11/2024 01:18

Have you tried going low carb?

Original poster
Bongosbanjo · 06/11/2024 01:17

I am actually away to my bed, cat has school in morning.

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eightIsNewNine · 06/11/2024 01:15

Adulthood is a myth.

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Bongosbanjo · 06/11/2024 01:14

Kibble29 · 06/11/2024 01:10

Your chicken wouldn’t have lasted long in my house, OP!

My DSS and DH and DD and DMIL and DNeighbour and DDog are all 6ft4 and eat 3 plates of pasta for dinner. Your chicken would be a snack to them.

Have you tried feeding them a massive salad. That's a lot o food for I only eat a gram of pasta a year as makes me bloated.

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Kibble29 · 06/11/2024 01:10

Your chicken wouldn’t have lasted long in my house, OP!

My DSS and DH and DD and DMIL and DNeighbour and DDog are all 6ft4 and eat 3 plates of pasta for dinner. Your chicken would be a snack to them.

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Bongosbanjo · 06/11/2024 01:09

Wah! Wah! Am away to my bed, you all picking on me. MNQ2 delete this thread it too identifing.

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BalletCat · 06/11/2024 01:07

Bongosbanjo · 06/11/2024 01:04

Cooked a chicken last week, fed a family o 12 with it does that count?

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Did you make "a fakeaway" with it?

BlessedAreTheCheesemakerz · 06/11/2024 01:06

Bongosbanjo · 06/11/2024 01:04

Cooked a chicken last week, fed a family o 12 with it does that count?

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What, only one meal? Pffft.

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Bongosbanjo · 06/11/2024 01:06

Enough4me · 06/11/2024 00:54

LTB

My cat not a bugger, well he is but only on days ending in y so can't leave him

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Bongosbanjo · 06/11/2024 01:04

PaminaMozart · 06/11/2024 00:59

Have you tried Intermittent Fasting OP?

Cooked a chicken last week, fed a family o 12 with it does that count?

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BalletCat · 06/11/2024 01:03

You sound angry

PaminaMozart · 06/11/2024 00:59

Have you tried Intermittent Fasting OP?

Kibble29 · 06/11/2024 00:58

Are you very young, OP?

AnneLovesGilbert · 06/11/2024 00:56

You’re gaslighting yourself. Book a spa day.

Enough4me · 06/11/2024 00:54

LTB

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Bongosbanjo · 06/11/2024 00:53

Yup or they have dementia or autism
Undiagnosed of course

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CroysantNotKwason · 06/11/2024 00:44

Is your life also filled with narcissists and you're gaslighted all the time?

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