Tell me your text message horror stories

When he was about 18 my brother once messaged my (very conservative and boring) mother at around 2am, saying how amazing in bed she was, and even though it had taken a while, how thunderously he had come. Fair play to her, she calmy woke him up at 7am by just shoving the text message in front of his sleepy hungover face. 🤣

"Not in a sex way!
Hahahahahaha!
Just because of the cat!"

That is fucking brilliant @Tiredforfive45

OH MY GOD

This is hilarious!!!! And cringing!!

I once sent a cat meme to a contact in our local area. She has the same name as a colleague. She replied with a thank you and that she had had a bad day and it cheered her up. I then deliberately included her in any cat memes I sent until I left that job!

When my ID twins were born the were very very like their Dad .

I sent a pic of them to my friend , jokingly entitled "Who's the Daddy?"

Except I sent it to a random stranger.
Silence for 24 hours then I got a terse "Who is this?"

Don't know if it was an enraged wife or an ashen faced bloke!

How did the respond? 😂

Oh my god 😂

One of the tamer messages but this had me really giggling. Think it was the fact the boss actually got the dishwasher tablets for you 🤭

Hilarious!! My phone also changes “fab” to “fat” and I always have to double check before I comment on people’s photos 😂

Not in a sex way just because of the cat! 🤣

When DH and I were in the early days of seeing each other I sent him a photo of me face included (trying to look sexy) lying on the bed in see through lingerie but I sent it to a friend who I didn’t know that well instead who was the last person I had messaged before him 😬
She was good about it but I was mortified!

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That made me giggle. My old boss would have done that too and it wouldn’t have occurred to him to think it weird either he’d just do it because he was that mice.

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I started at a new job in my early 20s, taking over a role from someone who was leaving. When she left after a week I inherited her email account...and the group chat she'd been in with four other girls in the office, bitching about my appearance, my accent, and the fact that I was trying to be friendly despite "obviously" being quite shy. (That was actually quite unpleasant, it really upset me!)

More fun is the one that I didn't actually receive. One night I received several panicked messages from one of DHs friends, then DH immediately had a phone call from his mate apologising profusely, completely beside himself...because he'd just accidentally sent a Snapchat to me instead of the woman he was dating.
Apparently it wasn't a proper dick pic, but there was "probably some penis". He was terrified I'd receive a selfie with him attempting to be saucy and think it was actually intended for me 😂
I'd deleted Snapchat ages ago. (DH did encourage me to download it again to see if the message had come through, purely because he thought it was so funny).

Texted my wife to say I was in a Waitrose. Autocorrect changed it to waitress ...

Jesus, that's probably something that will stay with him for the rest of his life.

To my horrified teenage daughter I sent the message" I have finally found the most enormous cock". ( I had been looking for a large clock for my kitchen)

Had a bit of a funny back and forth with my then-boyfriend where we were teasing each other. After a particularly good one I simply replied with 🖕
Except I was having a conversation with my line manager a few hours prior and accidentally sent it to him. No context, just 🖕
I was mortified, and this was a text with no way of deleting it. I went to him red-faced and told him that my last message was absolutely not meant for him, but for my boyfriend and apologised profusely. He never looks at his phone at work, so I had a few hours' wait. He told me the next day he'd been expecting a rather raunchy message, so the emoji was even more funny. Thank god he had a sense of humour!

Rolling about in bed silently creasing at this 😂

Luckily no wrong person texts, but an unfortunate autocorrect. Cousin text me, asked what I was up to. Texted him back; “Sitting out in the sun, drinking some coke”

Except coke autocorrected to come… and I didn’t notice… until he sent me so many laughing emojis I thought he’d had a seizure

This is funny! I like the several levels of cringe you had to go through with this!

reply to my big sis (brutal rant)about my wee sis(not entirely unfair)
"sit doon-you are outta line.at which point re you gony accept you being a dick isnt helping?Aye shes being idiot,little miss marry a random stranger(who believes he looks like elvis).I dont need to "agree" she gets to make her own fuck ups- I be there whatever-entire reason I tell you nothin"
ALL GOOD til wee sis replies "he DOES look llike elvis"

Love both of your bosses!

I will preface this by stating I was 18, immature and think its disgusting and wrong to comment on someone's appearance. It definitely taught me to be careful what I said about people.

My boss (DB) was a bit of a tyrant. After a particularly hard day in the office I sent a colleague a message stating all the terrible things DB had done that day. I then proceeded to go into detail about how she needs to wax her moustache and sort her breathe out. It was extremely harsh. You guessed it - sent it to boss. Couldn't even play it off as for someone else as I had used her initials. I followed it up with a "sorry that wasnt meant for you!". As if that made it better. I was ready to be sacked when I returned the next day and she pretended it never happened. Extremely out of character. She continued to be a nightmare but did not seem to hold it against me.