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Hotel Biscuits

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EastFifeFiveForfarFour · 19/10/2024 00:12

AIBU to think that the availability and standard of hotel room biscuits has declined significantly?

There was once a time when you could at the very least rely on a solid, standard biscuit, like a bourbon or a custard cream. Now you’re lucky if you get any at all.

More expensive places used to give you a home baked cookie in a fancy bag tied with a bow. Now you get bought in standard conference room biscuits at best.

Big up to the Premier Inn though - their premium rooms had Green & Blacks chocolate last time I stayed.

Maybe I need to get over this shit.

AIBU?

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Deadhouseplant · 19/10/2024 13:16

Me and DH once went to a fancy pants hotel in the Yorkshire Dales. We were blown away to be given fresh milk in a jug and biscuits made in the kitchen. We’re easily pleased 😀

soupfiend · 19/10/2024 13:04

SnowFrogJelly · 19/10/2024 00:22

First world problems 🙄

This is the first world (at the moment), so any problems therein are first world problems

Pippa246 · 19/10/2024 13:00

@EastFifeFiveForfarFour YANBU. But it’s part of a Ryanair approach to hospitality I am finding now. Everything is “extra” - not necessarily costing more but you need to ask for it.

Stayed at a very nice Hilton fairly recently and we didn’t even getting housekeeping as we “didn’t request it”. The only thing in the room mentioned towels only - the thing that hangs on the door said something like “I cannot help save the planet today so please change our towels” - on BOTH sides of the notice. Neither side said “please make up our room” which I thought was rather sneaky. And I hate the way hotels try to pass this off as a climate initiative rather than just cost cutting.

I had to go to reception to request clean cups, milk, more tea bags etc. Then had an argument with them as no one told us at check in we’d need to request such basic service. We were paying about £120 a night for 2 adults. Won’t be back, that’s for sure.

CharlotteStreetW1 · 19/10/2024 12:59

I used to run a B&B. Walkers shortbread biscuits since you ask.

The best hotel "biscuits" I had were a generous decorative tin of stroopwafel in Amsterdam 😋.

LadyLucksalot · 19/10/2024 12:57

I read this and immediately thought it would be about a biscuity version of Hotel Chocolat. They would have beautiful versions of warm biscuits, biscuit mixes, travel biscuits, biscuit selection boxes ...

And there would be a marvellously retro version of a biscuit maker that makes foolproof, cafe-quality biscuits.

Bitterly disappointed.

wizzywig · 19/10/2024 12:53

Ah my kind of thread! Biscoff is a lazy choice for hotels. And I don't like Borders choc chip biscuits as the chips are too small.

Soonenough · 19/10/2024 12:51

@LynetteScarvo LTUnsympatheticB.

LynetteScavo · 19/10/2024 12:41

DH used to travel a lot for work and I was jealous of him having Double Tree Hilton warm cookies in check in. Then I went to stay at Double Tree Hilton in the US and after travelling for 12 hours they didn't offer me one. This was two years ago and I was mentioning it to DH last night. I'm still upset about it. He thinks I should get over it.

I did have one in Woking though (I remembered to ask) and it wasn't that great.

Other than that. I can't really complain about hotel biscuits. I'm quite easily pleased.

Kucinghitam · 19/10/2024 10:48

Been in a couple of Holiday Inn Express branches in the US that do free warm cookies in the lobby in the afternoon.

The Doubletree check-in free warm cookie is a worldwide thing, AFAIK.

Currently in a U.K. Holiday Inn - we got a packet of 3 bourbons. I love bourbons so not complaining.

YellowphantGrey · 19/10/2024 10:03

mdinbc · 19/10/2024 07:11

Canadian here; I have never once seen cookies in a hotel. It must be a UK thing. Haven't seen it in France, Spain, or Mexico either!

I've had them in Spain and the Canaries

It's been there equivalent of rich tea biscuits. A pack of 4 in a white, red and silver foil packet. They have them at breakfast too

I love them and even bought a pack home!

YellowphantGrey · 19/10/2024 10:00

ThatsNotMyTeen · 19/10/2024 01:07

i agree the standard of biscuits is now either rubbish or non existent

we had a night away this week and it was plain digestives! I mean wtf is the point.

I tend to take my own now!

I love plain digestives at home, I put butter on them though!

AgnesX · 19/10/2024 09:56

We used to stay in small places where there'd be a jar with homemade shortbread or tablet as a little personal touch.

Life seems to be pre COVID and post COVID and that we stay in different places now.

EastFifeFiveForfarFour · 19/10/2024 09:53

I’m glad to see that love for the hotel biscuit hasn’t died, and some places are still carrying the torch!

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FlyMeToPluto · 19/10/2024 09:50

We have a static caravan that we rent out which on the scale of holidays must be way below a hotel and probably just above camping and even we provide biscuits (for the family and biscuits for the dogs!).

You can tie yourself in knots worrying about what to provide (allergies/preferences etc.) but in the end we just plumped for something that was local to the area.

FlyMeToPluto · 19/10/2024 09:47

Love a good biscuit - first thing I look for after getting to the room (that and the tea/coffee facilities, I look for decaf coffee too, then look how nice or not the bathroom is then how dark will the curtains make the room!).

Didn't know about the green and blacks chocolate and premier inn plus but that may just sway it for me!

Colinswheels · 19/10/2024 09:46

Just back from a week in a lovely hotel and the biscuits left at turndown were vegan and my DC declared they tasted like dirt. They stopped leaving them after a couple of days as they could see they weren't being eaten.

There were plenty of Earl Grey teabags though so they did redeem themselves slightly.

ThePoshUns · 19/10/2024 09:46

mdinbc · 19/10/2024 07:11

Canadian here; I have never once seen cookies in a hotel. It must be a UK thing. Haven't seen it in France, Spain, or Mexico either!

Hilton doubletree in the US do warm cookies on arrival

ThePoshUns · 19/10/2024 09:45

I recently stayed at a 'Staypineapple' hotel in San Francisco.
They give out warm pineapple shaped cookies .
They were lovely.

BunnyLake · 19/10/2024 09:43

SnowFrogJelly · 19/10/2024 00:22

First world problems 🙄

I do love a unique comment.

It’s been so long since I’ve been in any kind of hotel but Green & Black seems the height of luxury especially if they were complimentary. I appreciate a bourbon or custard cream but wouldn’t be too impressed with a Rich Tea.

YellowphantGrey · 19/10/2024 09:42

My last hotel in Luton had no biscuits, a dirty tea cup and pubes in the shower 😩

I clearly need to make better hotel choices

Onacuctustree · 19/10/2024 09:40

twilightcafe · 19/10/2024 09:37

I take a few tea bags of my own.
Can't stand those single-wrapped tea bags: the brew is too weak.

I do too!
But it annoys me that I have to!

twilightcafe · 19/10/2024 09:37

Onacuctustree · 19/10/2024 09:12

Biscoff is basic biscuit.
A nice Borders shortbread is good.
I quite like a serve yourself tea bar outside the room.. they have much better biscuits.
Last place I stayed at had Brownies!

Milk? Proper milk. I haven't seen in a long while.
Sachets of long life milk. Yes. But why,why,why don't they not put them in the mini bar fridge?
Tea made with room temperature milk is horrible.
It's the first thing I do whenever I go to a hotel.
And more Earl Gray please.

I think I have done too many hotel stays...Forced..

I take a few tea bags of my own.
Can't stand those single-wrapped tea bags: the brew is too weak.

Bumcake · 19/10/2024 09:36

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TopBunk · 19/10/2024 09:36

I think there used to be biscuits in travelodge, way back when it was travelinn.

cantthinkofausername26 · 19/10/2024 09:35

If a hotel has those little packs of borders biscuits I'm sold