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If films and TV programmes were factual, what would the reality be?

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Namelessentity · 13/10/2024 09:03

Inspired by another thread.

What would happen to the vengeful fathers?
How much would the bill be to rebuild a city destroyed by aliens?
How high are the insurance premiums for residents of Gotham and other similar cities?

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ObelixtheGaul · 13/10/2024 10:32

You know those films where it ends with the bad guy/alien/monster dead in someone's house and the last scene has the sound of police sirens in the distance? I always wonder what the police make of it when they arrive. How the subsequent investigation goes when there's an alien on the floor, or even the guy that's been stalking/harassing the lead character but she hasn't involved the police at any point, so all they've got is her account of events and a body.
What about those situations where the body just evaporates on death?
'What attacked your family, sir? This creature that's just disappeared? Oh really?'

NooNakedJacuzziness · 13/10/2024 10:23

People would rarely need to poo

Namelessentity · 13/10/2024 10:22

They would discuss watching competing TV programmes (Corrie characters would watch EastEnders and vice versa)

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GroovyChick87 · 13/10/2024 10:17

People would pay for their drinks at the bar. They would say a time and day when arranging a date. And their child would exist all the time not just in the scenes thar focus on the child.

TheGrimSqueakersFlea · 13/10/2024 10:11

People would randomly burst in to song, and everyone would know the dance routine

Workiswork · 13/10/2024 09:08

Randomly I was thinking about this the other day.
in those apocalypse / disaster films there’s often a sturdy but battered car that sees them through… they never run out of petrol though.

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