Just had a friend call in tears, thought something awful had happened, but no.....
Her sister messaged from a weekend away, she had chipped veneer on a glass of wine. Friend said "Oh those cheap glasses arent good are they" and her sister said "But it wasnt a cheap glass, it was Chablis!"
So then I was in tears too!
ETA before anyone asks, yes I did say that I may have to MN this one and she is fine with that!