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Kissed my butt?

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Mamamover · 10/10/2024 19:31

AIBU to think this is bizarre?
I thought it was perhaps a bit funny at first but being a chronic over thinker i’m now wondering if this is a bit odd?

I went upstairs while my 4, almost 5 y/o brushed his teeth before bed and I had a wee at the same time. I got up and turned around to flush and hadn’t fully pulled my leggings up yet. Next thing I know he’s planted a kiss on my butt cheek.

AIBU to think Is this weird? Or is this just normal unpredictable random child behaviour?

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Didimum · 10/10/2024 20:03

Yeah my kids would definitely do that.

GreenGrass28 · 10/10/2024 20:01

Ha! My 4 year old would totally do this! To them a bum is the same as an arm or leg.

SwingTheMonkey · 10/10/2024 19:53

He has no idea this isn’t appropriate so no, not weird at all. He loves you and wanted to kiss you, that’s all he was thinking. It’s a bit weird that you think it’s weird.
Start to talk about private parts being private in the coming days, he’ll learn what’s appropriate and what’s not.

Dramatic · 10/10/2024 19:34

I'd say it was probably a random impulsive thing, I would have a word with him though and tell him that it's inappropriate to do that as it's a private area etc.

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