Husband farting is giving me the ick

Me too and my DH wouldn't dream of being so disrespectful to me.

This 😃

This calls for desperate, shock measures.

Leave any room you are in immediately each time he does it, even if cooking etc.

Sleep in another room.

Every. Time.

The occasional, accidental squeak can be hilarious in the right circumstances. What you are describing is not remotely funny and is downright gross and more importantly disrespectful. If you were belly laughing along with him, I could see why he might force one to make you laugh. However, he knows you find it gross so he is being incredibly disrespectful and I would have to sit him down and have a serious talk about it. Ask him if he forces farts out in front of his colleagues at work? Does he do it when he's at friends' houses? In the supermarket? If not, why not and why does he disrespect you so much that he thinks it is acceptable to do it in front of you when you have clearly told him you don't like it.

A garden hose discretely inserted into his rear end and run down the trouser leg. The other end can be put out through the letter box.

You can get a hose spray head with different patterns e.g. jet, mist, soaker etc. You will need to experiment to establish which is best at diffusing the offending odour.

NB: this may encourage foxes/badgers to compete, as they are likely to interpret it as an invasion of their territory.

That's not been my experience with some of my friends whose older kids fart in a car and they all have a giggle about it. If I did that, my parents would go ballistic and I would be shamed for doing it outside of the toilet. Not saying that it is a right approach either but, at least, I learned that doing it anywhere else is inappropriate.

Farting in public isn't seen as normal in the UK, people might do it but it's seen by the majority as disgusting.

He needs to go out of the room ..it’s not funny, it’s disgusting.

It is not embarrassing for a lot of people, which is my point. Farting in public is seen as normal in Britain (and, I am guessing, in the US seeing how many slapsticks comedies include burping and farting jokes). Somehow, I went through 25 years of living in continental Europe never smelling any of my family members' farts or experiencing it on public transport. Yet, in the UK, I am routinely subjected to smelling someone's arse fumes.
Also my postgraduate knowledge of anatomy and physiology informs my opinion that a person with normal sphincter control can very much hold their farts for a few minutes until they are able to go to the toilet and release them there. Circumstances under which it is not possible may include severe digestive issues where the person is at high risk of pooping their pants as well as farting unexpectedly. Even then, there is usually a time delay between them feeling like they need to go and actually going.
If you can give me a scientifically-sound reason for why my comment is untrue, I will happily reconsider.

Fucking hell. We'd be celibate

How can you tolerate this?

This was one of the many reasons I ended up losing any sexual attraction to my ExH. He also said "he couldn't help it", but coincidentally he never, ever farteds at work, in front of friends, or even in front of his family. It's like his sphincter only failed in my presence. I could never understand it, in other areas of his life he was very clean and proper. But for me, the constant loud farting was a turn-off. I don't miss it. My current DP does not fart in front of me, and I love it.

He can help it, no one goes round the office farting willy nilly.

This.

I'm 61 and have never experienced a single incident of this from any man in my life, nor would I tolerate it.

Could not be physically attracted.

OP if he loved you he wouldn't inflict this obnoxious, disrespectful, rude and juvenile bullying on you. Because that's what it is: deliberately causing you unhappiness and discomfort.

Seriously, most people are capable of knowing when they are going to break wind. OP even said he's forcing them out.

A significant proportion of British people do appear to find farting terribly funny, though. I mean, obviously it happens to everyone, in all cultures, but I’m not aware of anywhere else according it quite the same kind of hilarity.

My DP farts loads, the smell makes me heave. His diet is terrible and he drinks a lot, but won't do anything to change it.
He once farted in the car, and I had to hang my head out of the window retching, while he was laughing hysterically.
Another time he farted in bed, and woke himself up with the smell, and then moaned "what is that stink ffs" .
If I say anything he just says I fart too. Yes, correct. In the toilet, or another room.

Start spraying him whenever he does it, as if, he can't leave and go to the bathroom, he's just lazy and gross.

Also, tell him it's not attractive and makes you never want to have sex with him, pretty sure that would help.

Everyone has had an embarrassing moment when a fart pops out unexpectedly but that's completely different to squeezing them out every time you feel the slightest rumble. I can count the number of times I've farted at work on one hand and I've been working for 27 years.

laxatives - he will only force 1 out again 😂

This just... isn't true. I make no comment about this OPs husband, but what you've just said is so obviously untrue! Why would it be this terribly embarassing thing that happens to people if it was also something they did on purpose? It doesn't make sense for you to believe this, really.

Needs to put a cork in it.
I admit I am quite a gassy person but I don't do it on purpose around other people and revel in it.

Urgh I’d get the ick as well. DH never farts in front of me, just like I don’t to him, because we’re adults that respect one another. Keeping the spark alive can be hard as it is, you don’t need farts thrown into the mix.

His diet is his responsibility, you’re not his mother. The amount of posts on here where if there’s something wrong with the husband, not just farts, but other things he should take responsibility for. People start suggesting ‘book him this, do this’. How about men take responsibility for a change?

Nothing like a farting thread to highlight the low bar that exists for men, or the lengths some women will go to enable them.

Better out than in