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To think pooing in the shower is disgusting

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SLeanne · 27/09/2024 10:40

According to my DD who read an article somewhere, over 1 in 10 people poo in the shower! Can this actually be true? Aside from being disgusted by this, I am intrigued as to what happens to it afterwards. Surely it would take a lot of effect to get it down the plug hole? 🤣

OP posts:
MurdoMunro · 27/09/2024 16:50

Folk reading are having a good laugh… at us or with us 🤔 Maybe not laughing too much, it can be hard to do two things at once

BoelBedmunds · 27/09/2024 16:42

I found a poo by the safeways toilet in west Kirby about 21 years ago.

OffMyDahlias · 27/09/2024 16:41

Darkfloods · 27/09/2024 10:41

My DD works in a sports centre, a poo in the men’s showers has been found more than once.
One of her friends also found a poo in her communal showers at university.

I’ve found poo in changing rooms more than once.

ReadWithScepticism · 27/09/2024 16:30

What a depraved thread title. I'm not sure which is worse: pooing in the shower or shitposting on MN.

SLeanne · 27/09/2024 16:30

I am still here. I have had a good laugh at some of these posts!

OP posts:
MurdoMunro · 27/09/2024 16:19

OPs been gone a while. I expect they are having more fun reading than engaging. I’m not worried, I’m sure if things get a bit constipated here they’ll pop right in and get that blockage cleared, get the old bowels of this moving again.

BoelBedmunds · 27/09/2024 16:13

Does Anyone else fart in the shower and feel instant regret.

isthesolution · 27/09/2024 15:25

Yes I'd say that makes perfect sense if you look at the statistics around faecal incontinence.

user1471516498 · 27/09/2024 15:07

Anyone else think it is more likely that 10% of people in the survey actually misread the question?

Clueless2024 · 27/09/2024 15:01

I don't know anyone who poop's in the shower, much less admits to it. Why would you?

BobbyBiscuits · 27/09/2024 14:49

Nobody does that. Maybe if they've explosive diarrhea and they're trying to clean it off then more bursts out? But I can see if it was a statistic for pissing. I reckon some people do that. I can't say I've ever done so on purpose but once some kind of leaked out?
Gawd. That must be nonsense. If not then I despair even more so than I did previously about the degradation of society!

BoelBedmunds · 27/09/2024 14:45

Singing in the shower

Pooping in the shower

One of these makes my day start sour

GrazingGoat · 27/09/2024 14:35

I bet the poo troll is loving all the stories of shit 💩

Whatafustercluck · 27/09/2024 14:33

FictionalCharacter · 27/09/2024 13:27

I have worked in several universities and talked with campus services/ cleaning teams about things like this. They have to deal with some really horrible things. I’ve been told that students shit on toilet floors, on toilet seats, and in the washbasins in their bedrooms, leaving it for cleaners to clear up. It wouldn’t surprise me if they shit in the shower.
Male students that is. I don’t believe that 1 in 10 people do it but I can believe a reasonable proportion of men do.

If they're shitting in the sinks in their bedrooms then it's easy to identify the culprit. I'd be leaving it there till they returned and making them remove it without gloves. Revolting.

Whatafustercluck · 27/09/2024 14:29

Well, I do it....

Joking. 🤮

Buffypaws · 27/09/2024 14:07

CrouchingTigerHiddenChocolate · 27/09/2024 10:44

I used to work as a cleaner, and, after spending 3 years cleaning public toilets, I wholeheartedly belive that 1 in 10 men shit in the shower. They are absolutely fucking disgusting.

My
god

BanditsWife · 27/09/2024 13:52

Wow, I’ve never read an op and thought ‘poo troll’ before but I did here. Maybe not the op but I’m sure this is poo troll heaven. I’m surprised people are happily sharing their stories.

MurdoMunro · 27/09/2024 13:45

SLeanne · 27/09/2024 12:39

Well I am shocked by some of these posts. I thought doing it in the shower was bad enough, but the sink? WTF? Surely it must be incredibly difficult to get into position? Can't help but think ppl who do this must have some kind of fetish. Like when burglars poo in their victims' houses. Or maybe the thrill of being caught? There are some very sick individuals out there.

Yes. Fetishists. Interesting to bring this up. How would one get themselves into such a position. I’ll have a good, hard, think about that. BRB.

hookiewookie29 · 27/09/2024 13:41

On a campsite several years ago, the showers had to be closed because someone had shit in one of them....
Adult only site so no kids to blame....

Luckypinkduck · 27/09/2024 13:40

I have heard it recommended when very constipated and definitely considered it post birth!
But normal circumstances very strange

NotSmallButFunSize · 27/09/2024 13:35

When our neighbour sold his house it turned out he didn't even have a toilet (the new owners renovated it to rent out and we got chatting) so he clearly did everything in his shower 😭

FictionalCharacter · 27/09/2024 13:27

CrouchingTigerHiddenChocolate · 27/09/2024 10:44

I used to work as a cleaner, and, after spending 3 years cleaning public toilets, I wholeheartedly belive that 1 in 10 men shit in the shower. They are absolutely fucking disgusting.

I have worked in several universities and talked with campus services/ cleaning teams about things like this. They have to deal with some really horrible things. I’ve been told that students shit on toilet floors, on toilet seats, and in the washbasins in their bedrooms, leaving it for cleaners to clear up. It wouldn’t surprise me if they shit in the shower.
Male students that is. I don’t believe that 1 in 10 people do it but I can believe a reasonable proportion of men do.

endofthelinefinally · 27/09/2024 13:12

Oh God, I have just remembered, I went into the loo on a train a few years back and there was poo smeared EVERYWHERE. How anyone could produce so much poo in one go I cannot understand. But smearing it everywhere? The poor cleaners. Disgusting.

eqpi4t2hbsnktd · 27/09/2024 13:11

Friend works in a posh hotel and says men regularly leave a turd in the shower. Sometimes they pop back to the room to 'accidentally' find her cleaning it up. Apparently it's a thing.

Topseyt123 · 27/09/2024 13:08

I think I believe this of some people, but I really don't want to believe it at all. My DD cleans the rooms in a local hotel and has had to clear up shit before. Not always in the toilet either and housekeeping team not informed at the time of the accident either. Just left for them to find. Having an accident is one thing. Not informing housekeeping and just leaving it for your cleaner to find across the floor, in the bed etc. is quite another.

I can believe that toddlers and some people with illnesses or certain medical conditions might have the odd accident in the bath, shower or elsewhere.