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Would you have sex-missionary with someone if offered money

687 replies

Snoringfamily · 12/09/2024 23:34

If so, how much would it have to be?

Discussion at work quite a few years ago, inspired by the Demi Moore film. I was younger and had more money than now. If someone asked you to sleep with them for x amount of money-say half a million, would you? Missionary only, over quickly
I was aghast and said no, most said of course they would.

Now, I think I feel differently

Would you?

OP posts:
AllstarFacilier · 14/09/2024 19:59

Half a million? Definitely. If I was single I’d do it for a lot less.

OldScribbler · 14/09/2024 19:51

Cobblersorchard · 12/09/2024 23:43

Yes I would, absolutely. I’ve done far worse in my youth!
I’d probably do it for £50k I reckon, £500k and I’d do a whole football team.

Alas I’m fairly sure absolutely no-one would pay £5 these days.

"Honesty is not only the best policy; it is rare enough nowadays to make you pleasantly conspicuous" - a made by a famous adman about 80 years ago. Unfortunately your prices are about 50 times above the going rate.

LoveLifeBeHappy · 14/09/2024 19:24

Newsenmum · 13/09/2024 12:31

I mean it sounds grim. If they’re not attractive it would be horrendous. The smell, the sweat… ugh.

But if they’re attractive and smell nice?

LoveLifeBeHappy · 14/09/2024 19:21

Beezknees · 14/09/2024 15:41

There is no such thing as love at first sight. You cannot love someone that you don't truly know.

Agreed.

LoveLifeBeHappy · 14/09/2024 19:18

Abbylikeswine · 12/09/2024 23:49

Does nobody wonder about the psychological damage it would do to you?

Not for the right number. Besides, I’ll have enough to cover therapy and be busy spending the cash…

The truth is, I think everyone has a price.

Coldcoffeeclub · 14/09/2024 19:03

As someone who has previously been part of the swinging scene I would do it to pay of my overdraft if I thought someone would have me tbh and doubt my partner would object as we've been swinging together many a time and obviously don't get money for that!

Honest00lad · 14/09/2024 19:02

I've got a lottery ticket tonight.

Claire903 · 14/09/2024 18:58

Arraminta · 14/09/2024 18:38

I wouldn't think twice. I'd prefer to do it doggy style though so I could more easily read my book.

Seriously though, it's just a physical act. A bit of him rubbing against a bit of me. I'm a middle aged woman who has had several penises, a thousand tampons, many speculums and a dozen internals from HCPs in my vagina. And never earned a penny.

So another penis? For a million quid. Hell yeah!

I agree. Doggy is the way forward here. Question is, what book would it be? Or would you be on a site browsing luxury holidays?!

fetchacloth · 14/09/2024 18:57

Oh yes.

OpalGoose · 14/09/2024 18:56

37Steps37seconds · 14/09/2024 18:54

tweaking the question slightly would you have sex with Trump if offered 100k?

Edited

No, because he could afford to pay a lot more than that.

37Steps37seconds · 14/09/2024 18:54

tweaking the question slightly would you have sex with Trump if offered 100k?

SquirrelSoShiny · 14/09/2024 18:53

Probably as long as he's clean, disease-free and reasonably respectful.

MayaPinion · 14/09/2024 18:48

Butchyrestingface · 13/09/2024 00:18

Probably more likely to be a Jacob Rees-Mogg doppelganger.

But for a million quid, I'm still game.

All you’d have to do is a bit of saucy talk about imagining his nanny in suspenders and he’d last 5 minutes max. Half a million pounds in your back pocket - ker - ching!!!!!

Pliudev · 14/09/2024 18:40

Actually, should have said undesirable. Unattractive would be fine.

Pliudev · 14/09/2024 18:39

Abbylikeswine · 12/09/2024 23:48

What if part of the criteria was that they would tell everyone what you had done. Would you still do it?

At my age (73), I reckon my image could do with a bit of a shake up. So I think that might be an added attraction. Unless the payee was particulary unattractive.

Arraminta · 14/09/2024 18:38

I wouldn't think twice. I'd prefer to do it doggy style though so I could more easily read my book.

Seriously though, it's just a physical act. A bit of him rubbing against a bit of me. I'm a middle aged woman who has had several penises, a thousand tampons, many speculums and a dozen internals from HCPs in my vagina. And never earned a penny.

So another penis? For a million quid. Hell yeah!

Sceptical123 · 14/09/2024 18:37

Becgoz7 · 14/09/2024 18:26

I would say yes but I know that my husband wouldn't want me to for any amount of money so I would have to say no. It wouldn't bother me at all if I was getting enough to buy a house.

Would you be ok with your husband doing it with another woman for the same amount?

It’s an interesting dilemma 🤔

Sceptical123 · 14/09/2024 18:32

TooBigForMyBoots · 14/09/2024 16:59

For that amout of money I'd put on a great show in the hope of regular business.Grin

😂😂😂😂🤣

KarenandFour · 14/09/2024 18:32

For half a million? God yes 😂

LightSpeeds · 14/09/2024 18:29

MarkingBad · 12/09/2024 23:47

I'm over 50 and don't currently have a partner ... a tenner would do, hell I'd probably pay him! 😆

😂😂

Becgoz7 · 14/09/2024 18:26

I would say yes but I know that my husband wouldn't want me to for any amount of money so I would have to say no. It wouldn't bother me at all if I was getting enough to buy a house.

LifeMovesOn · 14/09/2024 18:25

MarkingBad · 12/09/2024 23:47

I'm over 50 and don't currently have a partner ... a tenner would do, hell I'd probably pay him! 😆

🤣🤣🤣

Belle82 · 14/09/2024 18:21

SocksAndTheCity · 12/09/2024 23:35

God, definitely. Am I allowed to do Wordle.at the same time?

😂😂😂😂😂

StarCourt · 14/09/2024 18:19

I’m single so yes i would

Poppins21 · 14/09/2024 18:15

Does it depend if you fancy the guy? I mean if you would do it for free but he offers 1 million- is that ok?