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Would you have sex-missionary with someone if offered money

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Snoringfamily · 12/09/2024 23:34

If so, how much would it have to be?

Discussion at work quite a few years ago, inspired by the Demi Moore film. I was younger and had more money than now. If someone asked you to sleep with them for x amount of money-say half a million, would you? Missionary only, over quickly
I was aghast and said no, most said of course they would.

Now, I think I feel differently

Would you?

OP posts:
Delonghi88 · 13/09/2024 02:47

Honestly I suspect a few would, just for the insight/experience or even a fantasy. It isn’t abnormal now. A lot of us have been in similar experiences

Giggorata · 13/09/2024 02:47

I would too, on the same grounds as many others. I've had sex that wasn't particularly welcome, inspiring or enthusiastic in my life, for reasons that were nothing to do with lust and everything to do with a quiet life, or expediency.

Getting a load of money for it would be doable. Not that it will happen with an old bat like me.

I think a gang bang would be a different matter and too much.

BoreOffAboutYerChickensEmma · 13/09/2024 02:46

TrishM80 · 13/09/2024 02:44

I wonder how many women on this forum would have sex with multiple men for the same amount? A "gang bang" for want of a better term.

Not me. It would have to be waaaaay over £1million. £100 million and a KitKat chunky.

Just4thisthreadtoday · 13/09/2024 02:46

Ponderingwindow · 13/09/2024 02:38

for me it would have to be a life changing amount of money. Enough that I could retire tomorrow in luxury. House of my dreams, all the travel I want, plenty of money to spend on hobbies and leisure. My child would have university paid for and a first home.

500k or even a million is not going to cut it

Everyone gets to choose what it's 'worth to them' so I'm not arguing with you over your 'amount'

'life changing' surely being able to retire tomorrow in comfort would be life changing though without the rest?

Delonghi88 · 13/09/2024 02:44

Noted thank you, I’m sure I’ll get more hate at some point anyhow

TrishM80 · 13/09/2024 02:44

I wonder how many women on this forum would have sex with multiple men for the same amount? A "gang bang" for want of a better term.

Just4thisthreadtoday · 13/09/2024 02:43

Delonghi88 · 13/09/2024 02:31

Appreciate your words thank you I don’t know how to quote as I said already I literally just joined this web page and not to even speak about this lol. I have even posted a thread myself. I understand some people won’t like me being here even tho I’m being sensible. I think it’s because I’m a man with an opinion and just one or two didn’t like it. I’m not here to offend or piss anyone off. Why can’t people talk or debate without the hate tho.

just underneath the bottom of the space you write in, it says 'quote' just tap that & it will appear above the bit you write in.

Delonghi88 · 13/09/2024 02:40

I think that’s what the majority of us do 😂 except I’m a diy man so I’d have to think of something else

Just4thisthreadtoday · 13/09/2024 02:39

Delonghi88 · 13/09/2024 02:26

I’m from England I’d advise not to think about us atm we are in dire shit
perhaps think about France or America lol

Actually if I needed to distract myself I'd probably think about with sex with someone I do fancy (or the plumber, window cleaner etc)

but for something non/sexy the kitchen renovation! Might as well use my time to do something productive🤣👍🏻

Ponderingwindow · 13/09/2024 02:38

for me it would have to be a life changing amount of money. Enough that I could retire tomorrow in luxury. House of my dreams, all the travel I want, plenty of money to spend on hobbies and leisure. My child would have university paid for and a first home.

500k or even a million is not going to cut it

Delonghi88 · 13/09/2024 02:34

Who ?

Just4thisthreadtoday · 13/09/2024 02:33

Garlictest · 13/09/2024 02:10

I doubt he'd be talking about fishing or Reform You never know, it might be what gets him in the mood 😂

I landed a massive carp this morning. You'd have loved it, you like a big one, don't you? Fnarr, fnarr, huff, puff. Nige'll win the next election, you'll see. Puff, puff. I can't wait till we GET IN! That'll do it, huff, puff, grunt. Migrants out, the white man on top! Puff, puff, grunt, huff! Change is COMING!! Argh, uhh, grunt, grunt, puff! Phew. Here's another hundred for being a good listener. Vote Reform!

@Garlictest

👍🏻🤣🤣🤣🤣

id give directions to keep his mouth busy!!

Delonghi88 · 13/09/2024 02:33

I posted on a completely different thread and have already proven that this was the first thing that came up as I joined. Not that I have to explain myself but I will tho. Well exactly then !! What are you even here may I ask

Delonghi88 · 13/09/2024 02:31

Appreciate your words thank you I don’t know how to quote as I said already I literally just joined this web page and not to even speak about this lol. I have even posted a thread myself. I understand some people won’t like me being here even tho I’m being sensible. I think it’s because I’m a man with an opinion and just one or two didn’t like it. I’m not here to offend or piss anyone off. Why can’t people talk or debate without the hate tho.

Just4thisthreadtoday · 13/09/2024 02:29

Kittynoodle · 13/09/2024 02:06

Why are you on here???

@Kittynoodle

why are you?? Why is anyone?

Just4thisthreadtoday · 13/09/2024 02:28

Delonghi88 · 13/09/2024 02:04

See I agree with this but as I’m a guy I’m sure I will get hate for agreeing

you need to quote the post that you agree with or other posters have no idea what you agree with 🤣🤣

Just ignore posters banging a drum or implying you're not welcome to post on a lighthearted hypothetical thread, just because it's about sex. Some would rather men didn't post at all, even on the gardening threads 🙄🙄

obviously it's better to use your common sense & not post on 'sensitive threads' that really only concern women, but other than that. 'Have at it!'

Delonghi88 · 13/09/2024 02:26

I’m from England I’d advise not to think about us atm we are in dire shit
perhaps think about France or America lol

Delonghi88 · 13/09/2024 02:23

lol 👏🏻 class act, needed you to back me erlier not that I was out of line in the slightest.

Delonghi88 · 13/09/2024 02:22

Hey you never know you could be jb’s exact type then you wouldn’t have to lol

Iateallthechocolate · 13/09/2024 02:21

I've had sex as pain relief, sex to shut him up moaning ( sex cheered him up for a few days, shh I never told him I did this). Sex because I was bored and there was nothing on tv. Sex so I could think about the guy at work I fancied.
So it's a yes from me, I would also pimp out husband / ex husbands soon as look at them for this amount.

Delonghi88 · 13/09/2024 02:21

Why less suspicious if it were a female ? I’d be more suspicious given that you’d expect it from a guy. A woman offering this would arouse my suspicion hugely. Unless she was a cougar and was open about what she does and what she wants. I don’t see any wrong in that. But it’s wrong and weird the other way around ? How does that work then

OonaStubbs · 13/09/2024 02:20

I would do it for a lot less than 1/2 a million. I go to work every day for a year and make a lot less than that. Having sex is far easier.

BoreOffAboutYerChickensEmma · 13/09/2024 02:19

Delonghi88 · 13/09/2024 02:17

People like jb could probably get it for nothing if they were that way inclined he wouldn’t need to shell out a single penny

Yeah, I think I will be paying my mortgage for a good while longer. 😒

Just4thisthreadtoday · 13/09/2024 02:17

PyongyangKipperbang · 13/09/2024 01:32

Because this thread is based on the hypothetical scenario the OP asked about.

One off missionary sex that is over quickly. So on that basis, the no weirdness is implied. I will admit that the missionary part of it is my biggest issue, not the sex itself.

@PyongyangKipperbang the OP has already that it could be doggy etc it was just the she thinks it would be the 'easiest' (lay down & think of England).

& yes, 'nothing weird' was very much implied!

Delonghi88 · 13/09/2024 02:17

People like jb could probably get it for nothing if they were that way inclined he wouldn’t need to shell out a single penny