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To ask why people hang poo on trees?

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HotCrossBunplease · 10/09/2024 08:01

This perplexes me. I can’t think of anything more disgusting than hanging a bag of shit on a tree. Yet they are everywhere.

Someone on here must know someone who does this. What is going through their heads when they do it? Is it a massive “fuck you” to society now expecting poo to be scooped up (I grew up in the 70s/80s when it was acceptable just to leave it on the pavement)?

Or do they think that somehow hanging it like a macabre bauble is what they are meant to do? Do they believe that the Faeces Fairy will come and clear the trees at night time?

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Beekeepingmum · 10/09/2024 09:16

Sartre · 10/09/2024 09:09

My guess is they think it’s neater than leaving it on the ground where someone may tread on it, maybe some warped thinking that it’s better for the environment if it isn’t degrading on the ground too… I have absolutely no clue. I always figured they just hung it there momentarily and forgot to grab it but it happens way too much for it to be that.

That is only what the grim dog owners tell people when their caught. Never seen anyone actually pick one up again.

Sartre · 10/09/2024 09:09

My guess is they think it’s neater than leaving it on the ground where someone may tread on it, maybe some warped thinking that it’s better for the environment if it isn’t degrading on the ground too… I have absolutely no clue. I always figured they just hung it there momentarily and forgot to grab it but it happens way too much for it to be that.

Haroldwilson · 10/09/2024 09:09

HotCrossBunplease · 10/09/2024 08:48

But surely the turd swinging from a tree in the wind is just as repulsive?

I guess people chuck it then walk away. Definitely more repulsive but only if you're looking/smelling/having a sense of human decency.

Seagullproofoldbag · 10/09/2024 09:08

Walking through a park in Cornwall last week, with my dog, some lazy fucker had put a full up poo bag on a bench, in sight of the poo bins. I carry bags bloody miles to find a bin.

NeedBiggerWindChimes · 10/09/2024 09:06

MorvernBlack · 10/09/2024 09:05

Lol, exactly.
I've followed a few cars with poo bags hanging on the tow bars. Just what on earth is that about? I saw one, thought it must have been a joke, but I've seen a couple more since. Imagine it flying off at high speed 🤢

I have a plastic container with lid in the back of the car. Can't smell it then.

MorvernBlack · 10/09/2024 09:05

HotCrossBunplease · 10/09/2024 08:12

Are they walking from Land’s End to John O’Groats and back? Because those bags are waiting there weeks for them to return.

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Lol, exactly.
I've followed a few cars with poo bags hanging on the tow bars. Just what on earth is that about? I saw one, thought it must have been a joke, but I've seen a couple more since. Imagine it flying off at high speed 🤢

fortifiedwithtea · 10/09/2024 09:03

I have never seen a dog walker retrieve a poo bag from a branch.

When my children were primary aged the walk to school was along a walkway. 1970’s estate. The path was lined both sides with a hedge. Constantly there was poo bags in the hedge. Feel sorry for the people who owned the hedge as that was their boundaries between the path and their garden.

Even in a bag , poo smells escape. It can only be laziness and unwillingness to do the right thing.

Daisymay2 · 10/09/2024 09:01

I often take my friend’s dog out in a rural area, and find bags left on the grass verge by the side of the footpaths or tucked in the hedgerows . It’s minging. It’s not unusual for me to see a bag on the way back which wasn’t there on the way down the path. I might only have seen 1 or 2 dog owners on the walk. There are two bins easily accessible on the way. I pick up the ones on the verge but am not going to pick them out of the hedge.

NeedBiggerWindChimes · 10/09/2024 09:00

WayTooManyTabsOpen · 10/09/2024 08:58

You can buy little neoprene pouches that clip to your belt or bag to put your poo bags in. They contain the odour too. If dog owners are grossed out by carrying plastic poo bags they just need to get the right kit.

Those are for carrying treats and the poo bag roll. haha

Boomer55 · 10/09/2024 08:59

Because it’s generally the irresponsible dog owners that are too lazy to clear up properly after their dog. 🤬

sanityisamyth · 10/09/2024 08:59

Carnageisthenewnormal · 10/09/2024 08:04

Lots of walks don't have bins on so people hang them on trees or leave them somewhere noticeable to pick them up on the way back to the car, home etc rather than carry the poop bag the entire way.

They're usually there for days though so they are clearly not collected on the way back.

NeedBiggerWindChimes · 10/09/2024 08:59

HotCrossBunplease · 10/09/2024 08:52

That’s interesting. When you say “the money is for your cause, not dog poo” can you clarify a bit? Your charity provides bins but that’s not its main purpose- so what does the charity/cause gain from putting the bins in place and managing the disposal, is it so you can put free publicity on them or something?

I thought most bins were provided by councils.

TBH I’m also a bit unclear of what is done with dog poo when it is taken home, does it just go in the general domestic bin, or with the food waste or what?

Domestic bin outside. I also only buy biodegradable bags. The idea of all these non-biodegradable bags in landfill is horrid.

WayTooManyTabsOpen · 10/09/2024 08:58

Haroldwilson · 10/09/2024 08:43

I have never had a dog so no skin in this game.

But - when I've been out with someone else's dog, the swinging weight of a turd in a bag is repulsive. Much grosser than picking it up in the first place.

Nappies are less gross because their weight isn't just a turd in a bag. And tbh you do see nappies in laybys etc.

You can buy little neoprene pouches that clip to your belt or bag to put your poo bags in. They contain the odour too. If dog owners are grossed out by carrying plastic poo bags they just need to get the right kit.

Stath · 10/09/2024 08:58

I sometimes do litter picking when walking the dog on the school run
The local high school have put a fence up on their field which is next to a busy footpath that leads to the primary school

One of the bungalows which backs onto said field must’ve been chucking shit filled bags over their fence onto the field as, I’m presuming, the maintenance grass cutting people had lined up over FOURTY turd filled sacks on the verge (must’ve chucked them over when mowing)

I’m fairly confident I know who left them on the field (same type of dog poo bags and the couple are rubbish dog owners)

I filled a bin bag full with aforementioned crap receptacles and, if I’d had evidence, I’d have dumped them in the owners’ garden

People who do shit like this are massive cunts

ISeriouslyDoubtIt · 10/09/2024 08:58

HotCrossBunplease · 10/09/2024 08:47

Wow that is vile. I’d get a CCTV camera and report to police when I had the evidence.

I'm tempted to do that. Is it a crime to leave dog shit hanging off my plants?

WingsofRain · 10/09/2024 08:55

UltramarineViolet · 10/09/2024 08:04

You are right, it's grim!

I'm sure a dog owner will be on soon to claim it's been left there for the owner to pick up later but the reality is that never happens

If you were out and about and changed your baby's nappy, you wouldn't leave the nappy bag hanging from a tree to collect later so not sure why some bog owners think it's an acceptable practice

That actually does happen, plus there is at least one nappy in a passing place not far from my house that was obviously thrown out of a car window - not bagged.
I don’t understand any of it, it’s utterly disgusting.

Beekeepingmum · 10/09/2024 08:55

Some dog owners are just disgusting. There is absolutely no justification for this behavior. Personally I think the council should have more powers to remove dogs from people who act in antisocial ways with them.

HotCrossBunplease · 10/09/2024 08:52

Bouncealot · 10/09/2024 08:40

I work for a charity which has dog bins. We spend £10,000 a year emptying them in a small locality.We need to double the collections but can’t afford to. The money has been donated for our cause, not dog poo. When the bins overflow,dog owners complain. If asked directly kindly not leave their bag on the overflow pile (as we are trying to tidy it ) people get abusive and throw bags on the same pile in front of us. This is a naice area. I love dogs, but the 50% anntisocial owners are taking over this country.

That’s interesting. When you say “the money is for your cause, not dog poo” can you clarify a bit? Your charity provides bins but that’s not its main purpose- so what does the charity/cause gain from putting the bins in place and managing the disposal, is it so you can put free publicity on them or something?

I thought most bins were provided by councils.

TBH I’m also a bit unclear of what is done with dog poo when it is taken home, does it just go in the general domestic bin, or with the food waste or what?

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Hmmmm2018 · 10/09/2024 08:51

Haroldwilson · 10/09/2024 08:43

I have never had a dog so no skin in this game.

But - when I've been out with someone else's dog, the swinging weight of a turd in a bag is repulsive. Much grosser than picking it up in the first place.

Nappies are less gross because their weight isn't just a turd in a bag. And tbh you do see nappies in laybys etc.

Yes fair point re nappies, I was out and about in the summer and someone had left a soiled nappy, and this morning on my dog walk my dog found someone's disgarded sanitary pad, I was not looking forward to trying to get that out of his mouth with my bare hands, luckily he dropped it! There are just some very grim entitled people around.

HotCrossBunplease · 10/09/2024 08:48

Haroldwilson · 10/09/2024 08:43

I have never had a dog so no skin in this game.

But - when I've been out with someone else's dog, the swinging weight of a turd in a bag is repulsive. Much grosser than picking it up in the first place.

Nappies are less gross because their weight isn't just a turd in a bag. And tbh you do see nappies in laybys etc.

But surely the turd swinging from a tree in the wind is just as repulsive?

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HotCrossBunplease · 10/09/2024 08:47

ISeriouslyDoubtIt · 10/09/2024 08:43

I'd love to know who the disgusting fuckers are. My front garden is on the edge of a short path and I have a hedge of different shrubs along the edge of my garden. It's perfectly clear this is someone's home, yet the shit-danglers drape their offerings on my garden plants when there's a bin 1 minute away. It's absolutely disgusting, I can't understand the mentality, I assume they wouldn't throw a bag of rubbish in my garden, why do they think they have the right to put their vile dog shit there?

Wow that is vile. I’d get a CCTV camera and report to police when I had the evidence.

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ISeriouslyDoubtIt · 10/09/2024 08:43

I'd love to know who the disgusting fuckers are. My front garden is on the edge of a short path and I have a hedge of different shrubs along the edge of my garden. It's perfectly clear this is someone's home, yet the shit-danglers drape their offerings on my garden plants when there's a bin 1 minute away. It's absolutely disgusting, I can't understand the mentality, I assume they wouldn't throw a bag of rubbish in my garden, why do they think they have the right to put their vile dog shit there?

Haroldwilson · 10/09/2024 08:43

I have never had a dog so no skin in this game.

But - when I've been out with someone else's dog, the swinging weight of a turd in a bag is repulsive. Much grosser than picking it up in the first place.

Nappies are less gross because their weight isn't just a turd in a bag. And tbh you do see nappies in laybys etc.

HavfrueDenizKisi · 10/09/2024 08:42

Yes it is to collect them on the loop back. But I'd say many forget or end up going a different route. It's pretty grim. I have a dog and just carry the bag until I get to a proper bin or my home bin.

AlisonWonderbra · 10/09/2024 08:41

To collect on the way back rather than carrying it around on a walk that isn't circular?

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