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To ask why people hang poo on trees?

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HotCrossBunplease · 10/09/2024 08:01

This perplexes me. I can’t think of anything more disgusting than hanging a bag of shit on a tree. Yet they are everywhere.

Someone on here must know someone who does this. What is going through their heads when they do it? Is it a massive “fuck you” to society now expecting poo to be scooped up (I grew up in the 70s/80s when it was acceptable just to leave it on the pavement)?

Or do they think that somehow hanging it like a macabre bauble is what they are meant to do? Do they believe that the Faeces Fairy will come and clear the trees at night time?

OP posts:
cookiebee · 10/09/2024 11:55

brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr · 10/09/2024 10:43

There will be dog people who do this, who are reading this thread and won’t comment on why they do this.

No dog owner should walk past a tree / bush with hanging turds. If you are a dog owner and you see this, dispose of them ALL to redeem dog owners overall.

Otherwise you will be tarred with the same brush; dog ownership being antisocial and disgusting for the majority.

So in the same way, if your a parent of teens and see antisocial behaviour then you must tell them off, if your a parent of younger children and you see others misbehaving, you must deal with that. If you are a parent and see other parents doing anything wrong you must step in. If you are a part of any organised religion and an atrocity happens in the name of that faith you must sort it yourself, all so your not tarred with the same brush, is this the sort of thing you mean?

amoreoamicizia · 10/09/2024 11:51

"Dicky bag" is a new one for me! 🤭

HotCrossBunplease · 10/09/2024 11:51

SnowFrogJelly · 10/09/2024 10:12

Never see any round here

Apart from on the poo bag trees

Another dog owner bashing thread 🙄

Sorry, what do you mean “apart from on the poo bag trees”? Are you suggesting that there is such a thing as a tree where it is acceptable to leave bags of turds?

What do you think of the poster who said people hang them in her garden?

I should also add that not only have I seen them near me (London, mostly on trees near canals), I also noticed it being raised as a topic on the Archers yesterday. A citizen of Ambridge gathered all the ones left in trees round the village and piled them up on the village green to highlight the scale of the problem.

OP posts:
goneaway2 · 10/09/2024 11:45

I have a dicky bag to collect my dogs poops in before I find a bin. I've never seen anyone else with one and I rarely see other people carrying bags of poop but most of the time I have a poop filled bag with me so there's a lot of people not picking up/slinging the bags and not binning it.

IsThisAVespa · 10/09/2024 11:42

My SIL (lives in the States) says there are businesses there that will send someone to your house at preagreed intervals, for a fee, to pick up the dogshit from your own backyard. Because there are dog owners who are too lazy even to clean up the shit from their own property! If they can't even be arsed to pick up the shit off their own lawns there's no hope of them caring enough about other people to pick it up from a public place and take it home with them.
Of course NADOALT but I don't think they're a small minority either. It's disgusting.

Noshowlomo · 10/09/2024 11:40

SnowFrogJelly · 10/09/2024 10:12

Never see any round here

Apart from on the poo bag trees

Another dog owner bashing thread 🙄

Are you saying that people shouldn’t post about things that they think are clearly an issue. We are talking about literal shit here.
If dog owners are being bashed, then best they start cleaning up their dogs shit. I can’t see it being an issue then

MouseofCommons · 10/09/2024 11:39

Apparently they are going to pick up up later. It's gross.

They should get a Dicky bag and take it with them.

Ghilliegums · 10/09/2024 11:34

I'm a dog owner and I'm the one going round picking up the plastic bags and putting them in my own bin so they don't cause harm to wildlife.

askmenow · 10/09/2024 10:54

I am sooo thoroughly FED UP of dog owners!!!

Many treat our country, surroundings and residents with disdain. There should be a LARGE licence fee to register dog ownership and thus pay for dog wardens.
Any unregistered dog removed, retained and rehomed if not claimed. Responsibility needs to be forcefully rammed home.

Hopefully all those irresponsible people who got dogs over lockdowns will dispense with that habit when their current purchase passes away and 10 years hence, perhaps things might improve.

I love animals but they are a responsibility not to be taken lightly.

brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr · 10/09/2024 10:43

There will be dog people who do this, who are reading this thread and won’t comment on why they do this.

No dog owner should walk past a tree / bush with hanging turds. If you are a dog owner and you see this, dispose of them ALL to redeem dog owners overall.

Otherwise you will be tarred with the same brush; dog ownership being antisocial and disgusting for the majority.

IsThePopeCatholic · 10/09/2024 10:41

It’s disgusting. Entitled dog owners who resent having to pick up their dog’s shit.

amoreoamicizia · 10/09/2024 10:38

StoneTheCrone · 10/09/2024 10:32

A surprising number of people are disgusting.

I witnessed a human poo, left on a pile on toilet roll at the side of a country road the other day while out running. I went past a week later and it was still there, covered in flies.

I run past layby on a busy road where (presumably) men pee by the roadside. This summer when it hadn't rained, the stench of pee was overwhelming! 🤢 Yes, people can be disgusting and that's why there has to be enforcement of rules, fines or a DNA system. Dog owners won't resolve this themselves spontaneously, it's just not human nature.

StoneTheCrone · 10/09/2024 10:32

A surprising number of people are disgusting.

I witnessed a human poo, left on a pile on toilet roll at the side of a country road the other day while out running. I went past a week later and it was still there, covered in flies.

CuriousGeorge80 · 10/09/2024 10:27

Because they are rancid imbeciles.

I have a dog, love dogs. But people who do this are absolutely disgusting.

ThePerkyDuck · 10/09/2024 10:25

That’s disgusting. To be honest I think if they are so lazy, just leave the shit on the ground. But no, let’s add a plastic bag on top to add to the problem of plastic pollution.

cutiechops · 10/09/2024 10:23

I sometimes 'stick and flick' if way out in the countryside so the poo (not in a bag) can biodegrade in the brambles. I don't mean the sort of places kids play, I mean dense undergrowth or nettles. I know some hardliners will say you should never leave it anywhere and there's toxic compounds in the dog mess and the critters of the hedgerow don't like it but occasionally it's the most practical thing to do. I wouldn't dream of leaving it on a pavement, in a field, near water, up a tree etc.
Someone locally regularly leaves their dog's mess on the grass about 1 metre away from the dog poo bin - why on earth? Exactly how much dog crap is in landfill though?! Can't scientists come up with a secondary use for it?

Ilovegoldies · 10/09/2024 10:22

I use one bag to pick up the poo and another to use as a little carrier bag. Then it goes in the wheelie bin at home.

amoreoamicizia · 10/09/2024 10:20

There should be a dog licence and the money should be used to fund dedicated dog poo bins and collectors.

They could also make it mandatory to register the DNA of all dogs and match it with poo that's been left, I believe this has been implemented somewhere already.

PontiacFirebird · 10/09/2024 10:20

DiscoBeat · 10/09/2024 09:51

I nevee hang them from trees but sometimes I leave them in the undergrowth at the base of trees (in the middle of the fields I walk in) and collect them on the way back, eg if I'm going to lunch and the pub won't appreciate my luggage! But they're out of sight and I ALWAYS remember to collect them on the way back.

The thing is, when you are out with small children in the woods and the fields they run around everywhere. Even into the undergrowth around trees. They make dens etc. So you leaving little parcels of shit for them to discover is DISGUSTING.

Idontjetwashthefucker · 10/09/2024 10:16

SnowFrogJelly · 10/09/2024 10:12

Never see any round here

Apart from on the poo bag trees

Another dog owner bashing thread 🙄

I think you mean "another irresponsible dog owner bashing thread"

PersephonePomegranate23 · 10/09/2024 10:16

SnowFrogJelly · 10/09/2024 10:12

Never see any round here

Apart from on the poo bag trees

Another dog owner bashing thread 🙄

Only the dog owners who leave shit bags hanging in trees.

Presumably, the majority of dog owners do not do this, otherwise there would be nothing but dog shit swinging from the lower branches everywhere.

SnowFrogJelly · 10/09/2024 10:12

Never see any round here

Apart from on the poo bag trees

Another dog owner bashing thread 🙄

PersephonePomegranate23 · 10/09/2024 10:12

Even if there are no bins and they 'intend' to pick them up on the way back, why should other members of the public be subjected to seeing dog shit hanging from the trees?

Don't like dealing with dog mess? Don't get a dog.

evtheria · 10/09/2024 10:09

Here to find out the excuses 😤

gillefc82 · 10/09/2024 10:08

Because they are inconsiderate arseholes, that are only marginally better than the irresponsible arsehole dog owners who don’t pick up after their dogs at all.

I have 3 large dogs, so with mine we’re talking dino sized poos. Is it pleasant having to spend the rest of a walk carrying a hot, stinky bag full of turd around with you? No. But I would never think it ok to just tie it up on a random tree - I take it home and bin or find a dog poo bin to put it in. No excuses.

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