AIBU to be in love with my adoptive brother?

I've had a lazy day at home, the place is a tip and I couldn't be arsed to go to Tesco. AIBU for telling DH a tiger manipulated me into letting him in the house and then trashed the place?

Ha ha - WH was my first thought on reading your title.

The reverse side -

“I’m in love with my adoptive sister. She is an utter bitch to me and has been for some time. Only solace is she’s a bitch to everyone, but I’ve been hanging about, despite being regularly
assaulted by her brother, in case she comes round. Don’t tell me to call childline or men’s aid (made that one up) - I don’t want to ruin my chances with her.

Matters have come to a head because she’s now agreed to marry someone else.

AIBU to LTB for now and make a shit ton of money, and then come back and be surprised she has indeed gone ahead and married this guy, marry his sister in revenge and then become an abusive husband? I thought I might then extend that to future generations if I get the chance.

Tbh I could have gone and made this shit ton of money years ago but I thought I’d wait til things weren’t salvageable to do it, just for added drama, and because I’m a typical Scorpio and that’s how we roll.

Also, please don’t tell me to just get over her and have a healthy relationship, because that would be far too normal and I’d rather just destroy everyone and everything.

Hi Cathy!

Gonna go run around the world with a ring that corrupts everyone who touches it when, actually, a simple solution would be to let a mouse wear it and then carry the mouse