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To ask how you make a chip butty?

142 replies

DebateWithMoi · 02/09/2024 21:03

Mine is a white bread bap, butter, salt, vinegar, chips and ketchup. All sorts of rubbish being spouted in my office earlier about salad cream, beans, toasted brioche! How do you do it?

Yanbu- your way is the way
Yabu- there's another way ( enlighten me )

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olivehater · 02/09/2024 22:01

Same as you but chipshop gravy instead of ketchup if it’s chip sop chips

UrsulaBelle · 02/09/2024 22:00

White bread, preferably from an unsliced loaf but sliced will do. Lots of butter, salt and vinegar on the chips and HP sauce! Though HP doesn’t seem to taste as nice as it used to. Hate tomato ketchup,

Leafygreen84 · 02/09/2024 21:58

user1497787065 · 02/09/2024 21:50

Is this made with crisps or chips? I could maybe tolerate crisps and mayo but the idea of chips in a sandwich or roll sounds disgusting.

Please try it! The salty butter melted from the heat of the chips 😮‍💨 good lord

Isometimeswonder · 02/09/2024 21:55

user1497787065 · 02/09/2024 21:50

Is this made with crisps or chips? I could maybe tolerate crisps and mayo but the idea of chips in a sandwich or roll sounds disgusting.

You need to try it

lashy · 02/09/2024 21:51

Your way, minus the ketchup.

Mumistiredzzzz · 02/09/2024 21:51

The very softest white bread roll, lashings of butter. Salt and vinegar on the chips and then a layer of mushy peas. Hungry now!

ScottBakula · 02/09/2024 21:50

boobleblingo · 02/09/2024 21:46

Maybe stop pissing on chips and you might like one

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Hey I definitely don't want piss on my chips ! 😀

AliMonkey · 02/09/2024 21:50

just white sliced, ketchup and chips, though a bap instead would be OK, but butter and ketchup together is just wrong

user1497787065 · 02/09/2024 21:50

Is this made with crisps or chips? I could maybe tolerate crisps and mayo but the idea of chips in a sandwich or roll sounds disgusting.

hideawayforever · 02/09/2024 21:50

CurlyhairedAssassin · 02/09/2024 21:06

Never had one in a bap or any sort of bread roll. Always 2 slices of bread, buttered, lots of salt. That's all. No off piste novelty crap.

same

Isometimeswonder · 02/09/2024 21:49

AdviceNeeded2024 · 02/09/2024 21:47

No no no, you absolute heathen, you are doing it all wrong.

Dry air fried sad potatoes with all life sucked out, 3 chips per person, on homemade brown rye and sourdough chia seed massive salad infused bread. No seasoning and heaven forbid a condiment goes anywhere near.

Of course you’ll only be able to manage two mouthfuls between a family of four.

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I thought you meant 2 mouthfuls each! My goodness, I would never manage all that. I feel quite faint...
😆

HoppityBun · 02/09/2024 21:49

It’s nice if you add a few secret squares of CDM to that, salt, vinegar and all. Honestly.

GargoylesofBeelzebub · 02/09/2024 21:49

Scottish morning roll, butter, chips, salt and vinegar.

Newrumpus · 02/09/2024 21:48

At school on the 80s. We used to go to the chippy across the road and get a chip butty - chips in a floury bap. I only ever had salt on mine but the bap was buttered. 60p if I remember correctly. We used to take them to school, open a fire exit and sit on the flat roof of one of the blocks to eat them.

I’ve never had a chip butty since I left school.

AdviceNeeded2024 · 02/09/2024 21:48

boobleblingo · 02/09/2024 21:46

Maybe stop pissing on chips and you might like one

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😂😂😂 Made me chuckle!!

StormingNorman · 02/09/2024 21:48

Brioche is a hard no. The only acceptable alternative to thickly sliced white bread is a lightly warmed pitta. Chips can’t escape see.

ScottBakula · 02/09/2024 21:48

It's a barm !
Barmston are better than sliced bread they hold together better.
Barm lots of butter black pepper, proper chips ( I still have a chip pan ) sometimes a bit of mayo but nothing else .

>>puts on hard hat<<
salt and vinegar can bugger off

AdviceNeeded2024 · 02/09/2024 21:47

Isometimeswonder · 02/09/2024 21:42

Cripes, I do hope these are homemade triple cooked chips, and freshly home-baked organic bread.
And salt is very bad for you, don't you know?
I'm kidding... 😁

No no no, you absolute heathen, you are doing it all wrong.

Dry air fried sad potatoes with all life sucked out, 3 chips per person, on homemade brown rye and sourdough chia seed massive salad infused bread. No seasoning and heaven forbid a condiment goes anywhere near.

Of course you’ll only be able to manage two mouthfuls between a family of four.

boxcar · 02/09/2024 21:47

Pickled onions with it!

boobleblingo · 02/09/2024 21:46

Mum2jenny · 02/09/2024 21:39

Never had one, no intention of trying one ever!

I loathe vinegar and salad cream.

Why would anyone think to put chips(carbs) in a roll/cob/ butty (carbs) and think it was good?

Just no!

Maybe stop pissing on chips and you might like one

JennyTalia · 02/09/2024 21:46

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ThePrologue · 02/09/2024 21:45

Oldfatandfrumpy · 02/09/2024 21:44

Yes! Why do fuckers insist on putting burgers inside it 🤢

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Madness. Utter madness

Oldfatandfrumpy · 02/09/2024 21:44

ThePrologue · 02/09/2024 21:43

Brioche is an abomination in any savoury-based dish!

Yes! Why do fuckers insist on putting burgers inside it 🤢

ShillyShallySherbet · 02/09/2024 21:43

Two slices of white buttered bread with chips in between, with a bit of salt on the chips.

ThePrologue · 02/09/2024 21:43

Brioche is an abomination in any savoury-based dish!