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AIBU to think this lady was nuts? Share your WTF interactions with strangers here

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BarbaraVineFan · 28/08/2024 22:31

In the park with 4 year old DD today and she became fascinated with a ladybird which she found near the path. We were standing by the side of the path as DD let the ladybird crawl over her arms and hands. A lady went past with a little kid of a similar age and was looking over, so I said 'we've got a ladybird!' (Not sure why really but I felt the need to explain.) Upon which this woman sort of sniggered and went 'ah..,Chlamydia!' And then just...went on her way.

Having googled, I see that apparently ladybirds carry all sorts of STIs, which they transmit to other ladybirds and not humans. So I guess that's what she meant. But at the time I was like 'What the actual fuck?' 😂 Who even says that to a stranger?!

Does anyone have any similar stories of batshit interactions with strangers to share?

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OrwellianTimes · 29/08/2024 11:51

Thurien · 28/08/2024 23:16

A well dressed gentleman of about 80 came out of a block of flats in Central London, crossed the road to my side and as he approached me sang:

" I am a very friendly lion called Parsley" then proceeded to deliver two weak roars.

Edited

That’s from watch with mother. 1950’s kids tv show. Maybe you reminded him of his mother?

SDTGisAnEvilWolefGenius · 29/08/2024 11:50

Itsabitweirdinhereinnit · 28/08/2024 23:45

Not a massively hilariously story, but this reminded me of something that happened this evening. Me and the children were buying school supplies in the range, when we got to the till there were barcodes missing off 3 of the items 🙄 so eldest ds was sent around the entire shop trying to find the barcodes (should have been the staffs job imo). Anyway while I was stood between the tills with the younger dc’s, one till worker loudly came out to the others with ‘I wonder what they do with severed limbs? Like so they just incinerate them? Or keep them somewhere to bury with them when they die’. And they all started discussing it. We were all stood there a bit bemused thinking what a weird convo to start across the tills at work. It might have been triggered by all the Halloween decs that were just put up in there 🤷🏼‍♀️

I used to work in an operating theatre (back in the 80s) and back then, the hospital had an incinerator, and severed limbs were taken there and incinerated. I don't know what they do now, @Itsabitweirdinhereinnit.

SmileyHappyPeopleInTheSun · 29/08/2024 11:50

DS used to get really bad Juvenile spring eruption on his ears - took years and baffled GPs to work out what it was- solution stick a sun hat on.

For years older neighbour from down dropping grandchild at same school had to comment or remove the hat.

Never spoke to DH or me or kids with even a hello - but felt fine behaving like that towards a young boy - often at peak can't comment back times.

Juvenile spring eruption

Juvenile spring eruption . Authoritative facts about the skin from DermNet New Zealand.

https://dermnetnz.org/topics/juvenile-spring-eruption

FabulousFryingpan · 29/08/2024 11:50

PoopedAndScooped · 28/08/2024 23:49

I was told ‘Go back to your own country’
(When i was in a ‘nice’ pub that had sofa’s and cushions) in an area where i was born and grew up.
I laughed at her, (We were both white) and asked where she thought i was from.
She didnt answer the question but she threw a cushion at me 😂

Edited

Had one of those, from a then colleague. It was noise at the dinner table, was pretty gobsmacked but maybe didn't hear properly, you know how it is.

Avoided the bloke for years, then came to the same workplace as him, traveling 180m so staying overnight for a couple of nights, with my wee suitcase. Again a snarky comment, think it was actually the day I was going home, no matter. He said something like "oh, you don't travel light", clearly no idea I was/had been staying overnight. Git.

Didshejustsaythatoutloud · 29/08/2024 11:50

HeySummerWhereAreYou · 28/08/2024 22:54

Cheeky bastard! Sounds like he was trying to get rid of you. What a c*nt.

Probably so he could have a shave 🤑

housethatbuiltme · 29/08/2024 11:49

Choccyp1g · 29/08/2024 10:49

"Bubble juice" aka "soap".

When in uni it was freshers week and there was a bubble machine. Me and my friends where sat buy it (we where year 3 volunteers working the fair) and a fresher came up screaming that he was 'deathly allergic to bubbles' and we where going to 'kill him'.

This caused a lot of staring and some people in the vicinity to start laughing. One kid piped up 'if your allergic to soap and water then how do you wash mate?' which caused more of the crowd to laugh and at this point he was actually turning red with rage ranting with clenched fists.

I know people can be allergic to certain types of toiletries, I always had a reaction to avon bubble bath but Im pretty sure no one is allergic to ALL soap and water let alone 'deathly' allergic. Despite his impending doom he stood right next to the machine ranting about it.

We never did find out how he washes, maybe he has dust baths like a chinchilla.

GratitudeGrump · 29/08/2024 11:48

I went wedding dress shopping with my sister when I was 37. She's seven years younger. We entered one of the shops and the owner greeted my sister, looked at me and said 'And is this your mother?' I did look older than my sister but not old enough to have a 30 year old! I would have thought a wedding dress shop owner would have enough sense to be careful about making assumptions. As it turned out she wasn't a very nice person and we didn't end up buying from there.

AnchorWHAT · 29/08/2024 11:48

My friend, seven months pregnant strolling down the road all her usual glamorous blonde groomed self, a car stopped behind her and a bloke yelled ‘alright darlin, fancy a lift’ she turned with bump on full show and answered ‘thats what got me in this fuckin state in the first place’ and continued walking, bloke drove off sharpish looking very sheepish.

Didshejustsaythatoutloud · 29/08/2024 11:47

HeySummerWhereAreYou · 28/08/2024 22:58

Thank you @KreedKafer It is completely inappropriate and weird and I can't believe any WOMAN would laugh it off and think it's OK.

I'm the kind of woman who would've laughed with the man. I guess we just have differing sense of humours.
People are so uber sensitive these days, sad 😔

Prriorayingly · 29/08/2024 11:47

angeldelite · 29/08/2024 10:35

I’m with you Mookie, ‘My best friend is black’ is usually an indication that the encounter didn’t happen.

Such a ridiculous assumption. She’s my best friend, we used to work together, I known her for 20 years.

Monkeybutt1 · 29/08/2024 11:47

I wouldn't have been offended by the pissing comment, I would have just laughed it off. However I do find it interesting that a lot would be but then didn't comment on the fish up the foof post, why is that not inappropriate? Is it because it was a woman to a women?
Just to note I would have found both funny but am genuinely interested.

Datafan55 · 29/08/2024 11:44

Prriorayingly · 29/08/2024 11:43

Thanks for that. Yes my son did apologise, very politely. His dog didn’t actually get close enough to eat their fish and chips but nonetheless he knew his dog was out of order.

What subsequently happened was bizarre. Yes, we were very shocked at how it escalated.

I'm sorry you were yelled at. Must have been very unpleasant.

Vroomfondleswaistcoat · 29/08/2024 11:44

HeySummerWhereAreYou · 28/08/2024 23:41

@Vroomfondleswaistcoat

This and some of the other comments by men, like the 'squat to piss' one, remind me of the sort of things my elderly friend comes out with. He thinks he is HILARIOUS. I've pointed out until I'm blue in the face that it's not even slightly amusing and may well upset people, but he just stomps saying that it's people's fault for being too sensitive.
He's a complete dick sometimes, but he doesn't want to be educated.

He sounds repugnant. 😖 I wonder if it's the same man?!!! Except the one I encountered was mid 60s. Depends how you define elderly. Some would say mid 60s, I would define it as 75+.

@KreedKafer

I also worry about the social skills of people who think it’s normal/OK to just blurt out their every thought to random strangers. Comments about pissing aside, surely it’s generally just basic manners not to make personal comments about people to them as they walk past.

Maybe these are the sorts of people who also boast about ‘telling like it is’ and ‘calling a spade a spade’ and ‘having no filter’ as if that’s something to be proud of, when they are, in fact, just really fucking rude.

Yeah exactly... The minimising of my experience by several posters on here is quite disturbing as well tbh. As I said, I doubt any WOMAN would minimise it and say it was OK, and I 'overreacted.' 🙄

Not worth even responding to to be honest. They're looking for a reaction. They're not getting any more from me.

My friend is in his eighties and housebound. He used to be a stand up comedian, and thinks he still is, but he hasn't really kept pace with the way the world has changed since his act in the '70s and he still thinks 'blonde jokes' are cutting edge. I do my best! So it's not him, although I can well imagine him saying this.

Didshejustsaythatoutloud · 29/08/2024 11:43

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I would've laughed at that. What's weird and pervy about that? 🤔

Prriorayingly · 29/08/2024 11:43

Datafan55 · 29/08/2024 11:25

You can be annoyed about a dog eating your picnic. How you choose to react even if the person has apologised and retrieved their dog is up to you. Yelling in someone's face, whatever the provocation, is deeply unpleasant.

But the family of another colour yelling in someone's face about racism when the actual issue is dog behaviour is unhinged.

You also making it about skin colour when it's nothing of the sort is ignorant.

I'd imagine they 'stood there' as they were so shocked at an insane accusation or, as they have said, scared.

Thanks for that. Yes my son did apologise, very politely. His dog didn’t actually get close enough to eat their fish and chips but nonetheless he knew his dog was out of order.

What subsequently happened was bizarre. Yes, we were very shocked at how it escalated.

SDTGisAnEvilWolefGenius · 29/08/2024 11:39

KreedKafer · 28/08/2024 22:55

It’s incredibly rude and quite creepy for a man to start talking to a random woman he’s never met about ‘squatting for a piss’ in the bloody street. It’s not in any way OK for a man to tell a woman he’s never met that he’s thinking about her ‘squatting for a piss’ in front of him. Just FYI.

I agree completely with @KreedKafer, @Bitchette - this was an utterly inappropriate comment for a man to make to any woman, never mind one he doesn't know.

Didshejustsaythatoutloud · 29/08/2024 11:39

Peanutbuttercrumble · 28/08/2024 22:53

I was in a sauna and a man came in, sat down and said "It smells a bit fousty in here, is that you?" I just left.

😂😂

RealHousewivesOfTaunton · 29/08/2024 11:37

I was horribly rude to a random stranger in an airport last year. Our plane home was very delayed and we were sitting in the airport for hours next to a family with restless DC. Our flight was called and for some reason I decided it would be nice to compliment the mum on keeping her DC amused for so long. This wouldn't have been a good idea anyway but my words got completely scrambled and I ended up insulting her. There was no way to fix it so I just ended on an agonised smile and scuttled off. I cringe myself into pretzels every time I think of it. Poor woman. I hope she enjoys telling people about the rude bitch in Majorca.

TheNormalRules · 29/08/2024 11:37

Thurien · 28/08/2024 23:16

A well dressed gentleman of about 80 came out of a block of flats in Central London, crossed the road to my side and as he approached me sang:

" I am a very friendly lion called Parsley" then proceeded to deliver two weak roars.

Edited

Did you reply by singing "I'm Dill the Dog, I'm a dog named Dill"?

If not, you are the weird one. 😂

Cel119 · 29/08/2024 11:28

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Jellybeansweets · 29/08/2024 11:27

Lemonadeand · 29/08/2024 10:18

I was once accused of stealing the book “The Book Thief” at Budapest Airport. The irony was lost on the shop assistant. Thankfully I had the receipt so could demonstrate I had just bought it from another shop.

Omg I think you win! I just had a good cackle, thank you.

In all seriousness though, being accused of shoplifting makes you never forget the receipt when buying something… a silver lining perhaps? Only kidding 🤣

Cel119 · 29/08/2024 11:26

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KimberleyClark · 29/08/2024 11:26

I was standing at the bus stop minding my own business when a man walking past suddenly stopped, turned to me and told me "you're going to give birth to a son. A gift from God. There, isn't God good?" And walked off. I was actually ttc and having IVF at the time so I was a bit shaken up. His prediction never did come true!

WheresMySupportCat · 29/08/2024 11:25

WoolySnail · 29/08/2024 11:22

Oh well apparently I was weird for not laughing off my DH's uncle slapping and groping my backside- I am such a kill joy! 🙄
I gave him the most disgusted Paddington stare in existence and in a voice dripping with distain told him never to lay a hand on me again.
The rest of the family (except DH!) thought I was overreacting, as he's always done it to females of all ages (🤢) in the family and doesn't mean anything by it!
Spoiler alert, reader he has never dared touch me again and hasn't laid a finger on any one else since!

My uncle grabbed me aged about 12, stuck his tongue down my throat and said I was getting curves in all the right places.

i shoved him and yelled and my mother slapped me across the face and said 'I don't care what anyoje does to you, you will NOT be rude'.

It's never left me.

Anyway- the pee thing that the poster is getting so much backlash for- yes, some men are creepy fuckers who like to make random women feel uncomfortable for kicks and pee porn is an actual thing. I rather envy the posters who are innocent enough to not know that.

Datafan55 · 29/08/2024 11:25

Mookie81 · 29/08/2024 08:29

Firstly stop with the 'my friend/postman/dentist is black' trope, its ignorant.
Secondly stop with the 'aggressive, violent' black person trope; I'd be shouting and annoyed if a random dog came over nosing into my food while it's owner had no recall or control. Why stand there being shouted at, walk away then, and keep your dog on a lead if you can't control it.

You can be annoyed about a dog eating your picnic. How you choose to react even if the person has apologised and retrieved their dog is up to you. Yelling in someone's face, whatever the provocation, is deeply unpleasant.

But the family of another colour yelling in someone's face about racism when the actual issue is dog behaviour is unhinged.

You also making it about skin colour when it's nothing of the sort is ignorant.

I'd imagine they 'stood there' as they were so shocked at an insane accusation or, as they have said, scared.