Noises that piss You off.

Squealing children, especially in public places like shops and art galleries (both recently).

Boy racers with fat exhausts and bass heavy stereos.

I spend a lot of time hacking up, sniffing, hawking, blowing, clearing. Usually worse in the morning and certainly on walks (which I am trying to do to get fit but all it results in is a constant stream of snot coming out)

My husband breathes too loudly, too.

But, in his defence, his nose has been broken twice, so he can't help it.
I keep that thought to myself, but it still annoys me.

Some twat across the road from me has a motorbike

Nothing as high falutin as a Harley Davidson, but the noise it makes just drives me mental.
It's high pitched and throaty.
So it goes right through me.

Sniffing and coughing (a bit unreasonable I know), revving engines (especially motorbikes so damn LOUD) and high pitched shrieks (toddlers are good at this)

Any sort of repeated noise . Vernon Kay does a thing where people have to ring in to see if they're the first caller of the day. There are 5 of them and each time it makes a "Kerching" noise like a cash register. I have to turn it off or I'd end up shouting at the radio.

I think men like to spread and share their every bodily function as far and wide as possible. Dh’s sneezes drive me mad. An explosion literally from nowhere, with no attempt to contain it. I can see those pictogram droplets settling all over the kitchen every time

I hate hate hate the shooting noises computer games make like Fortnite or call of duty. It's such an irritating noise.

I also dislike the noise of kids tablets playing in restaurants or public transport but I think I have taught myself to hate that after doing months of taking my kids to swimming lessons and this one lady would walk in to the viewing area and plonk her little one on the floor at the front with really annoying games on at full volume every week completely oblivious of the looks everyone was giving her. Once when someone asked her to turn it down she said no as she's not doing any harm. Once it starts to annoy you I think you listen for it more and it gets to me quick. Don't remember being that fussed about the noise before.

Sloppy eating sounds. Can't cope with slurps and lip smacking...

Oh God, my mum used to do a sneeze that resembled your phonetic version🤣 She only did 3 or 4 in a row, but they were LOUD and every single one made me jump, even though I knew they were coming!

Yes men sniffing, sighing, hacking, spitting, tapping, knee bouncing

It always feels like they're trying to get attention or "look at me I'm a man!" and makes me roll my eyes

@HolidayAtNight - my husband is an extremely loud sneezer, but he sneezes at least a dozen times in a row. It's like an A-WHAAAHUGHEE every time. After the fourth I'm fantasising about hitting him round the head with a frying pan.

Men's sudden loud sneezing, when they roar totally unexpectedly.

I will grudgingly tolerate whistling, but in a confined space (looking at you, older men on public transport) it's such a jerk thing to do.

People who make sex noises while eating.

To be honest most unnecessary human noise pisses me off.

Coughing
Dramatic sneezing
Plate scraping
Noisy cars/motorbikes
Too loud supermarket tannoys
Shrieking laughter
Loud ringtones
Ice cream van tune
People who bang things unnecessarily. There's a woman at work who just generally bangs everything down for no apparent reason

Everyone just needs to be quieter.

Slurping hot drinks. So many people I know have to slurp a cup of tea rather than just drink it silently. Wtf is the matter with them? Also once sat next to a woman on the tube who was eating a yoghurt. She scraped every last bit out of the pot with a plastic spoon and the sound of it almost made me murderous.

Really?! I’ve literally never heard a woman do it, to my knowledge. I was thinking earlier about the physical mechanics of it and I actually don’t know/can’t figure out how it’s done!

You definitely have my sympathies with sinuses, I get horrendous seasonal headaches from sinus pressure, but I assume this is the opposite problem, maybe?

my office was previously next to an outdoor gym,
the annoyance of the squeaky equipment
mainly the annoyance of the bouncing ball
that and the weekly Strimmer and lawn mower

I make that noise Im afraid. But I dont like it when I hear it or others doing it

Hopefully no one on this thread ever suffers with their sinusus. Theres often nothing specific to blow out so it causes lots of sniffing as theres no point blowing.

Screaming children. Thumping bass. Shrieking laughter.

My fucking stupid neighbours dog. They regularly shut it in the garden. where all it does is bark the whole time. And when I say regularly, it's regularly in the middle of the night. For example from just before midnight until 1am this morning......

People who have the button noises option on when they use their phone.

i am so tempted to swipe the phone off them, go and switch it off on the settings and hand it back to them.

Any repetitive noise gets right on my tits if its an avoidable one that isn't stopped asap!

The sound of leaf blowers. Loads of my neighbours have gardeners, and sometimes I can't sit in the garden for hours because of the sound (and wafting diesel smell) of leaf blowers in garden after garden.
The anxiety-inducing be-BEEP- be-BEEP sound the cash machine makes when you try to deposit a cheque or cash. I have to either send DH or go into the bank, which is only open short weird hours.
The sound of FIL's front teeth clacking together whenever he chews makes me want to cry or run away. Decorum prevents either action so I just die a little inside.
The sound of a wasp flying indoors sets off a fear response in some deep recess of my brain.

Plate scrapping
Eating with you mouth open
Sniffing
Licking fingers