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Cleaner found my toy - need to emigrate

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Alaskabound · 23/08/2024 15:53

Am I being unreasonable to go to Alaska, or would even further be more appropriate? Would have to be English speaking, but i would be sending for the DCs when the dust settles so i can’t afford Australia. Unless they go overland… Hmm.

DCs at a sleepover last night. A night alone meant the first time I could have some me time in six loooooong weeks of summer holiday. So obviously I used my rabbit thruster three times in 10 hours discerningly checked to see if my discreet adult toy was still working in case it were ever to be called upon. Unfortunately I left it on the bedside table because I was getting the last one in casually strolling out to pick the DCs up. The cleaner has been, and has placed it in a drawer. The cleaner who I know from the school playground and to whom I have never said a word other than to discuss cleaning and make small talk.

So the question is, is there an Air Alaska or should I go via American / United and change at their hubs? I will check for responses whilst packing. Thanks.

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WantingARefund · 23/08/2024 16:00

😂😂😂 Can I come with? DS5 found my bullet vibrator the other day and was convinced it was a special pen to tickle his tummy. Luckily I’ve explained it away (and brought a child lock for the drawer!) but I’m dreading this coming up when he’s back at school should he suddenly remember and tell the class about mummy’s buzzy pen 🫢

63isMe · 23/08/2024 15:59

Best thread ever 😂😂😂😂

Catza · 23/08/2024 15:59

An adult woman masturbates. Big whoop…
My partner is a builder, we have two of his friends staying with us who come to help out on bigger projects couple of times a year. They were doing some work for someone we know and one day I came home to excited voices telling my partner they accidentally opened a drawer when moving a bedside table and found a collection of personal items. At which point, I had to take them around the bathroom they have been using for two months to point at butt plug and a vibrator on a bathroom shelf and ask them whether they ever noticed or reflected on these objects. They never spoke about it again. They were horrified to even bring it up in front of me. Adult men… mind boggles.
I am sure your sensible female cleaner won’t think twice about it.

ETA: I am selling my flat in Spain. Might you be interested?

housemaus · 23/08/2024 15:59

YABU because it's fine and if I were your cleaner I would be thinking 'good for her'!

BirthdayRainbow · 23/08/2024 15:59

The fact she moved it shows she has no class. The correct response is to leave well alone and not clean the bedside table.

CoffeeLover90 · 23/08/2024 15:59

I'm crying.
What about Canada?

Doseofreality · 23/08/2024 15:59

How big is this rabbit thruster, will it need its own seat on the plane? Am assuming it will be going with you seeing how you are so attached 😂

Alaskabound · 23/08/2024 15:58

MiddleAgedDread · 23/08/2024 15:56

I checked Skyscanner and the cheapest seems to Lufthansa / LHR to Anchorage via Frankfurt, departing 08:30 tomorrow morning. Do you need a hotel overnight at LHR??

There’s a train to London leaving in an hour.

I could still be found in Anchorage. There must be an Inuit settlement somewhere I could camp on the edge of for three or four decades.

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MiddleAgedDread · 23/08/2024 15:56

I checked Skyscanner and the cheapest seems to Lufthansa / LHR to Anchorage via Frankfurt, departing 08:30 tomorrow morning. Do you need a hotel overnight at LHR??