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To wonder why penis graffiti is so common in the UK?

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FlannelShirt · 22/08/2024 14:26

At least in the part of the UK where I live (the North, without getting too specific…I know the North is a large area), maybe it’s a regional issue?

But I have lived in three different countries and only experienced this since moving to the UK. I never saw penis graffiti like this before moving here.

Every time I go out there is a penis scribbled somewhere. On a bus bench there is a massive one with hair and stuff squirting out that anyone who wants to relax while waiting for the bus has to sit on.

There was another along a children’s nature walk by the river, on a white wall, about 4’ tall and bright red. Thankfully someone painted over that one.

But I see them, big and small, sometimes even made with the dark juice of some random piece of fruit (as seen near a farm and wild fruit hedge, made on the path).

These are just a very small sampling of the many penises I have seen while out and about.

I suppose people will say ‘because kids’, but why not in other countries I’ve lived, where kids exist? I’m not slamming the UK, I’m genuinely curious.

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GuessingGownaGoGo · 22/08/2024 19:27

I was reading reviews on a hotel in Tunisia last week and one man had made a complaint to the hotel about his car being graffiti'd in the car park - he included a photo of a big cock and balls drawn in the dust on his windscreen 😁
He was v v cross

So it's not just UK.

LlynTegid · 22/08/2024 19:23

I don't see any where I live or on the train/tube journeys I make. And before you ask, I don't spend the whole journey looking at my phone.

Aria20 · 22/08/2024 18:55

Haha this thread made me chuckle remembering when I was looking after my friend's 6 year old daughter and walked past a giant graffiti penis on a wall and she said to my daughter "look cherries" 🍒 I had a chuckle to myself about her innocence as my dd has 2 big brothers so she knew it was a "willy" luckily she didn't correct her friend! When I told her mum she laughed her head off and told me they'd seen it the week before and her husband had told her it was cherries Grin

Arrivapercy · 22/08/2024 18:14

Really depends what the other three countries you are comparing to.

The uk is very secular and very free. Religious institutions tend to frown on expressions of sexuality so things are deemed offensive and cleaned up quicker in more religious countries.

Some countries lack political freedom and so punishment for humour and free expression can limit this sort of thing.

Needmorelego · 22/08/2024 17:44

@longdistanceclaraclara South London? Those eggs are everywhere!

Timeturnerplease · 22/08/2024 17:34

Try teaching eight year olds. If they can possibly doodle a willy* and balls somewhere they will do. If I draw a diagram on the board that has even the slightest phallic shape they all fall about laughing. And God forbid anyone says the words willy, or anything that sounds similar; that’s concentration lost for at least quarter of an hour.

I don’t know where the human fascination with penis graffiti came from, but I can assure you that it starts early.

*Yes I know that the correct term is penis. They know that too, but the appeal of a slightly naughty slang word is just too much to resist.

dragonfliesandbees · 22/08/2024 17:32

Can’t say I’ve noticed it where I live. But last time we had a decent amount of snow someone built a massive snow penis in one of the local parks. It was actually quite impressive. My kids thought it was hilarious.

GreatMistakes · 22/08/2024 17:20

CurlewKate · 22/08/2024 16:07

@ThisOldThang " I'm not sure it's the patriarchy. It's just kids messing around."

It can be both!

☝yup

There has to be a link to dickpics as well. Unsolicited and uninvited but...accepted?

I don't know! Penises are easy and satisfying to draw (thr most basic dont even need you to take the pen off the paper) and perhaps a little taboo for girls? But teen boys drawing boobs and fannies might embarrass themselves by drawing them badly?

longdistanceclaraclara · 22/08/2024 17:17

It's fried eggs round here never managed to find out the meaning

ThatOneUncomfortableEyelash · 22/08/2024 17:17

WhatMe123 · 22/08/2024 16:59

Isn't it because it's easy to draw? 😂😂😬

It's dead easy to draw an equally inaccurate fanny IME. One line for the main features, one for a nubbiny clit, and a few hairs for decoration if you fancy.

To wonder why penis graffiti is so common in the UK?
FlannelShirt · 22/08/2024 17:13

PickAChew · 22/08/2024 17:05

There is even a cock pokémon (I find it hard to believe this wasn't a joke that slipped through)
https://pokemondb.net/pokedex/combusken

Hmmm yeah I’m disturbed now.

To wonder why penis graffiti is so common in the UK?
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Alalalalalongalalalalalonglonglilong · 22/08/2024 17:04

I'm in Ireland and I remember it all over my town as a child. I went under a bridge on my way to school and passed about 100 willies and a 'Brits out' sign, side by side..that was in the Republic but during the troubles. I'm in a different suburbs now and thankfully no political statements and definitely less willies but I do see them occasionally. It's silly but they still embarrass me!

Eldrick47s · 22/08/2024 17:03

FlannelShirt · 22/08/2024 15:41

Yeah that’s a good answer I think…and America is fairly puritanical on the whole. I suppose it boils down to culture and what’s seen as funny/acceptable. When I moved back here as an adult I was pretty shocked by British tv as in the US, you didn’t see nudity on regular tv. I’m not judging or saying one is better than the other, just culturally it was a shock.

Puritanical america is uptight. While the English got rid of the draconian influence of the Puritans in 1662 enabling Christmas to be celebrated freely (among many other things like theatre, holding hands while dancing, drinking, reading books without them getting burned), their draconian influence has lasted in america to the present day.

Bowie spoke about this when comparing why he had no problem being bisexual in Europe but in "puritanical america" it was a different fattle of fish. Queen were effectively finished in america when they released that cross dressing video (I want to break free), while we got the joke, the uptight white settler nation did not.

Prohibition there was puritanical, and even now it is illegal to drink there until you are 21. Then there is publicly humiliating people for infidelity...Tiger Woods was wheeled out to do a press conference over his PRIVATE life. Its nobodies bloody business but his, but not in puritanical america. Every politician there MUST publicly announce their faith (if atheist like Trump they have to lie they have one), or they have zero chance of being elected. Again, nobodies bloody business, except in puritanical america.

Here is a quote from HL Mencken in 1917 when he compared here to america:

"The Puritan's utter lack of aesthetic sense, his distrust of all romantic emotion, his unmatchable intolerance of opposition, his unbreakable belief in his own bleak and narrow views, his savage cruelty of attack, his lust for relentless and barbarous persecution – these things have put an almost unbearable burden up on the exchange of ideas in the United States."

And here is a BBC article on when the Puritans influence ended in England:

https://www.bbc.com/culture/article/20141219-when-christmas-carols-were-banned

When Christmas carols were banned

During the Puritans’ rule of England, celebrating on 25 December was forbidden. Singing yuletide songs then was a political act, writes Clemency Burton-Hill.

https://www.bbc.com/culture/article/20141219-when-christmas-carols-were-banned

WhatMe123 · 22/08/2024 16:59

Isn't it because it's easy to draw? 😂😂😬

jukra · 22/08/2024 16:58

For a teeny bit more balance - not sure if it’s true elsewhere in scandi, but a stylised vulva is really common in Finland (the “churchboat” symbol).

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YankTank · 22/08/2024 16:56

I have no idea whatsoever. I’d never even seen penis graffiti before moving to the UK. And it’s done by men, not women. I wonder if there’s some sort of Freudian link going on….

Davros · 22/08/2024 16:54

It's a trick we play in eachother in my family. The slightest chance to get someone's notebook, diary or any writing area - draw a squirty cock without them seeing, only to be surprised (not delighted) at a later date

FlannelShirt · 22/08/2024 16:49

IOnlyNeedTheSilence · 22/08/2024 16:46

I'm sorry but 'made with the dark juice of random fruit' is the most porny thing I've ever read 😁😁🤨

That is really ridiculous reading it out of context like that 😂

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IOnlyNeedTheSilence · 22/08/2024 16:46

I'm sorry but 'made with the dark juice of random fruit' is the most porny thing I've ever read 😁😁🤨

Clumsy12345 · 22/08/2024 16:45

It’s common where I live in SE London so surprised people saying they haven’t seen it in London it’s in most of the play grounds I’ve visited over the climbing frames and its drawn on to signs in the playground, one is a stick figure and they’ve drawn one on it but it’s also on the kids climbing frames as I said and someone also drew a massive one on the wall of a local school, it was there for a few days before they painted over it but can still see the outline.

Judd · 22/08/2024 16:40

It's a favourite way to spoil a ballot paper too!

Newusernameforthiss · 22/08/2024 16:27

8====D

Sorry

Trixiefirecracker · 22/08/2024 16:24

I dem to remember Barcelona was full of penis graffiti…think it’s everywhere.

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