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Really weird stuff people do that makes absolutely no sense whatsoever.

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PrimitivePerson · 18/08/2024 17:12

Someone I know puts hotel TV remotes in plastic bags before using them, because she once heard a standup comedian talking about men wanking on them while watching porn.

WTAF?

What weird things do people you know do that make absolutely no sense at all? Anything as odd as that?

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mumedu · 24/08/2024 17:59

redtrain123 · 24/08/2024 15:29

I’m not getting the outside clothes on bed either. I’ve just been out wearing jeans. Then sat on my sofa first, then on my bed? Is that not allowed?

No, of course not.

mumedu · 24/08/2024 17:57

Scammersarescum · 24/08/2024 15:45

I was in Morrisons yesterday and popped to the loo.

There was a lady there with a boy of about 7, she stood behind him but with the cubicle door open as he went to the toilet, which seemed odd to start with.

When he was finished they both walked straight out without any attempt at hand washing.

It's like people learned nothing about hand hygiene during covid.

Ew! Gross.

mumedu · 24/08/2024 17:56

Changingplace · 24/08/2024 15:18

Where are you going outside where you think you’re picking up bedbugs on your clothes? 🤷‍♀️ what about your car seats, can you sit on them?

Edited

Bus seats!

Oceangreyscale · 24/08/2024 17:01

Vroomfondleswaistcoat · 20/08/2024 15:55

For everyone obsessing about germs - a sentence that has entered family legend is 'DD1, please stop licking that chicken!'

My kids had pets hens and DD1 had a particular favourite. She used to lick its head. She is still with us, as are all the others, despite having been brought up, quite frankly, in utter squalor.

We used to say 'We Do Not Lick the Tube'.

IHaveNeverLivedintheCastle · 24/08/2024 16:45

Scammersarescum · 24/08/2024 15:23

Didn't there used to be a PSI advert telling you to switch everything off?

A couple danced around and sang about their midnight routine as they switched everything off.

I may have imagined it 😁

No there was. It used to be a thing.

Scammersarescum · 24/08/2024 15:45

JohnTheRevelator · 18/08/2024 21:30

As a person who frequently washes their hands (truth to be told, probably too often) I am of the opinion that many people don't wash their hands often enough. It never ceases to disgust amaze me the number of people who don't wash their hands after using the toilet (even after a number 2) or who come in from a shopping trip/day out etc and start handling food before washing their hands. I think that these are the same people that find it necessary to put the hotel room's TV remote control in a bag or to disinfect it before using it, because they have no intention of washing their hands any time soon. They are probably the same people who lay on their bed with their shoes on.

I was in Morrisons yesterday and popped to the loo.

There was a lady there with a boy of about 7, she stood behind him but with the cubicle door open as he went to the toilet, which seemed odd to start with.

When he was finished they both walked straight out without any attempt at hand washing.

It's like people learned nothing about hand hygiene during covid.

Vroomfondleswaistcoat · 24/08/2024 15:43

redtrain123 · 24/08/2024 15:29

I’m not getting the outside clothes on bed either. I’ve just been out wearing jeans. Then sat on my sofa first, then on my bed? Is that not allowed?

Apparently you'll get bedbugs!!??

I have sat on all sorts of things in my day clothes (including the horse) and then sat on the bed. I have yet to have so much as a case of nits (I've also never had ringworm, which ran rampant among some of my compatriots).

redtrain123 · 24/08/2024 15:29

I’m not getting the outside clothes on bed either. I’ve just been out wearing jeans. Then sat on my sofa first, then on my bed? Is that not allowed?

Scammersarescum · 24/08/2024 15:23

ClaudineMallory · 18/08/2024 18:23

Me too. I have read that it's safer to do this, especially overnight.

Didn't there used to be a PSI advert telling you to switch everything off?

A couple danced around and sang about their midnight routine as they switched everything off.

I may have imagined it 😁

Changingplace · 24/08/2024 15:18

mumedu · 24/08/2024 15:16

Good God no! That would be the ideal way to spread bed bugs. Just no! Don't sit on your bed with outside clothes. This is basic stuff.

Where are you going outside where you think you’re picking up bedbugs on your clothes? 🤷‍♀️ what about your car seats, can you sit on them?

mumedu · 24/08/2024 15:16

usernother · 24/08/2024 08:48

Mumsnet is full of people who think even touching a germ will lead to a terrible illness. And don't even think about sitting on your bed in your clothes!

Good God no! That would be the ideal way to spread bed bugs. Just no! Don't sit on your bed with outside clothes. This is basic stuff.

mumedu · 24/08/2024 15:14

maaarnie · 24/08/2024 01:44

Woah, I didn’t realise people were so germ phobic. Have not once in my life got into a hotel and cleaned anything, never even thought about the remote or the kettle. I’m completely healthy and can count on one hand the amount of times I’ve been ill. Surely germs are very important and exposure to them strengthens your immune system.

Hotel remotes are the devil incarnate. To be avoided at all costs until cleansed thoroughly. Yuk!

SinnerBoy · 24/08/2024 11:47

Spamham · Yesterday 17:54

Not 4 billion years ago they didn’t!!!

Perhaps, perhaps not. Animals have had immune systems for longer than humans have been around, however.

chaosmaker · 24/08/2024 11:32

AndyandTerrysMum · 24/08/2024 09:12

Ah yes, I ask myself this about myself every.bastard.month.

We have a ridiculous ‘system’ whereby DW in role as carer gets my pills out for me and hands them to me… but I’m the one that phones to order them.

Can we effectively communicate between ourselves when they are running out? No.

After 26 years of over communication in the best lesbian tradition, we cannot get it together over something so fucking simple.

Just authorize her to order your meds, easy :)

AndyandTerrysMum · 24/08/2024 09:31

Lincslady53 · 20/08/2024 07:25

This. We stayed in a hotel I'm Malorcs last year that was just refurbished so everything was brand new. The cleaner sterilised the kettle and cups everyday, but, they drank of the bleachy stuff she used, so although germ free, we had to rinse and boli a couple of kettles to get a brew we could drink.

You have reminded me of my mum- she “can’t drink tea in public places” because apparently it ALWAYS tastes of bleach.

She also can’t drink the last inch of tea in anyone else’s house, because that also tastes of bleach.

AndyandTerrysMum · 24/08/2024 09:12

redtrain123 · 21/08/2024 14:03

Why do people leave it until their medicines have run out before ordering new meds. Surely they can see they’re all their last strip of medicines, and think, ‘time to order new meds’.

Ah yes, I ask myself this about myself every.bastard.month.

We have a ridiculous ‘system’ whereby DW in role as carer gets my pills out for me and hands them to me… but I’m the one that phones to order them.

Can we effectively communicate between ourselves when they are running out? No.

After 26 years of over communication in the best lesbian tradition, we cannot get it together over something so fucking simple.

AndyandTerrysMum · 24/08/2024 09:02

maaarnie · 24/08/2024 01:44

Woah, I didn’t realise people were so germ phobic. Have not once in my life got into a hotel and cleaned anything, never even thought about the remote or the kettle. I’m completely healthy and can count on one hand the amount of times I’ve been ill. Surely germs are very important and exposure to them strengthens your immune system.

I don’t either, and I’m disabled and chronically ill and by rights my immune system should be weak…

usernother · 24/08/2024 08:48

maaarnie · 24/08/2024 01:44

Woah, I didn’t realise people were so germ phobic. Have not once in my life got into a hotel and cleaned anything, never even thought about the remote or the kettle. I’m completely healthy and can count on one hand the amount of times I’ve been ill. Surely germs are very important and exposure to them strengthens your immune system.

Mumsnet is full of people who think even touching a germ will lead to a terrible illness. And don't even think about sitting on your bed in your clothes!

scalt · 24/08/2024 08:25

LindorDoubleChoc · 18/08/2024 17:57

My inlaws have no kitchen bin. Any rubbish, recycling or food waste has to be taken to the outside bin after every meal. This is out through a back boot room, across a patch of grass, and into one of the garages. At least 3 times a day every day.

I do have a kitchen bin, but I often put the meaty food waste, and unwanted cat food straight in the outside bin, especially in summer, because it attracts flies and maggots.

Remember in Fawlty Towers, the weird guest Mr Hutchison (played by Bernard Cribbins), who refuses to use the telephone because of the risk of infection; and when he does use it, he says "your earpiece was very greasy, I've wiped it out for you"?

Otherwise, I am a firm believer in germs being good for one's immune system. I'm sure we didn't do our kids' immune systems any good by sterilising our environment in the 2020 panic, and not exposing them to the germs of other children; and I smile when I see the meme of hand sanitiser dripping on the floor, making holes in it, captioned "this is what we're putting on our kids' hands".

BathPoppadum · 24/08/2024 08:14

@maaarnie

Are you new to MN? 😅

"Germs" are everywhere and must be bleached, boiled, flame-throwered and anti-bacced(?) to within an inch of their lives..

I don't know how we all survive 😉

maaarnie · 24/08/2024 01:44

Woah, I didn’t realise people were so germ phobic. Have not once in my life got into a hotel and cleaned anything, never even thought about the remote or the kettle. I’m completely healthy and can count on one hand the amount of times I’ve been ill. Surely germs are very important and exposure to them strengthens your immune system.

Newname71 · 24/08/2024 00:07

Changingplace · 18/08/2024 18:13

My sil doesn’t have a kitchen bin!!

Instead she has a carrier bag hooked over a cupboard handle, fills it and then takes it to the bin, why that’s preferable to having even a small bin is beyond me.

We do this too but only because our dog would insist on peeing up the bin!

gano · 24/08/2024 00:03

LindorDoubleChoc · 18/08/2024 17:57

My inlaws have no kitchen bin. Any rubbish, recycling or food waste has to be taken to the outside bin after every meal. This is out through a back boot room, across a patch of grass, and into one of the garages. At least 3 times a day every day.

My dad's the same. He thinks kitchen bins are revolting. Makes me laugh because he's not exactly known for his household cleanliness at the best of times.

Crispynoodle · 24/08/2024 00:01

redalex261 · 18/08/2024 17:35

I pass scrambled egg mix through a sieve before cooking it so there’s no white flecky bits in the finished product. (bleurgh!) Been told by everyone this is very weird.

That is bloody genius! I hate the white stringy bits 🤮 and usually spend ages picking them out!

Tippeetwo · 23/08/2024 23:37

Get up at 6am on holiday to reserve front row sunbeds. I’ve always found that utterly bonkers.