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To think being short is mostly rubbish!

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SillySausageSandwich · 14/08/2024 21:09

For context…. I’m 4ft 11. And it’s rubbish! Here is why -

  • Food! I can only eat about 1500-1700 a day. I exercise a lot, I try to be healthy but a couple of biscuits and boom, I’m a fatty!
  • Food no.2..eating out.. If I have a main meal then a pudding it can be more than my daily allowance.
  • Gaining weight! One tiny bit of weight and I’m a fatty. And it’s far easier to gain then loose!
  • Alcohol - I just can’t handle it. I’m a ‘cheap date’ but who wants to be drunk on one glass of wine!!
  • Cloths - they just don’t fit! At 14 I got a sewing machine so I could take up all my jeans but often it’s not just the length. The curves and shape just doesn’t fit!
  • Cloths no.2 - short person, little feet! I used to be a size 3, now most size 3 are too big! And 2.5 are less common.
  • Respect.Im an adult, a full on grown up but I constantly feel younger than I am because often feel like people treat me that way. I’m sure there is a statistic about career success and hight/earnings (tall people do better)
  • Running! A 5k for me is a LOT longer than a 5k for someone with longer legs!!
  • Supermarkets - why put things so high up!!
  • People thinking I’m ‘cute’ if I was me, but taller, I wouldn’t be cute.
  • concerts - I can’t see. Any group of people and I’m stuck looking at people’s backs.
  • nose in armpits on busy public transport.

Im sure there are more!!

I also suspect being taller than average is equally rubbish - public transport seats, cloths not long enough etc (but could eat soooo much food!!)

OP posts:
greenwoodentablelegs · 14/08/2024 21:28

4 11.5 here and love being short. You just do what you want and smile and get away with it.
yeah clothes and shoes is a pain.

everything is more comfy as we are smaller. Flights, sofas, husbands.

personally I am lucky enough not to have a sweet tooth so am ok with food and drink a load.

personally I love being being proper short rather than like boring 5 4 or 6.

HRTQueen · 14/08/2024 21:26

I’m 5’1 1/2

I’ve always liked being small I’ve found people are always quite protective

down side is weight gain is very noticeable and I think you have to put more thought into what clothes look good

and now I’m middle aged and dumpy when struggling to reach something off the shelf in supermarkets men are not rushing over to help me

ghostyslovesheets · 14/08/2024 21:24

Nothing being in petit sizes - limited clothing options
Having to ask people to get things down off shelves
Trying to find a car you can drive without sitting on the steering wheel almost upright to reach the peddles
All 3 of your kids being taller than you - even the one that's 5ft 2"
Sleeves - bloody sleeves made for long armed people
Being described as a pocket rocket - at work!

BUT being able to but kids shoes is a bonus.

5ft 1" so a bit taller than some of you short arses - but still a bloody short arse

SkaneTos · 14/08/2024 21:19

I hear you.

(But as a shorter person you get to feel petite. I am 5 ft 8/174 cm and I never get to feel petite. I would love to have smaller feet, too.)

StoneofDestiny · 14/08/2024 21:19

Surely
you get more leg room on flights, at cinemas and theatre
You can lie full length on the settee
your feet never stick out the bottom of the bed
In the rain, your brolly will not be taking other people's eyes out when walking
You can jump the queue without being noticed

Smout · 14/08/2024 21:12

Walking with a taller person and taking three steps for every two they take.

Sleeves are always too long.

4 feet 10 1/2 inches!

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