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To just want plastic straws back!

329 replies

Malahide · 08/08/2024 21:16

Lighthearted - mostly!

I’m so sick of paper straws turning to mush before a drink is even finished, they just aren’t fit for purpose. Add in the awful wooden cutlery that you now get (I want my salad to actually taste like salad, not wood!!) and the cardboard takeaway containers which begin to disintegrate as soon as they touch food and all of a sudden I’m reconsidering whether the planet is really worth saving…

I’m joking of course but surely I’m not the only one who feels this way? There have to be better alternatives out there than paper, wood & cardboard that just seem to ruin everything!

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saltinesandcoffeecups · 08/08/2024 23:46

All of you saying that banning straws is saving the planet, please report back with the actual data drive difference it has made.

Or wait don’t… I don’t want to lose a stream of profit in my retirement plan.

EatTheGnome · 08/08/2024 23:44

altmember · 08/08/2024 23:37

You do realise that plastic drinking straws are absolutely irrelevant in the planet's production of plastic waste? For starters, there's more plastic in the plastic lids that they put on the cups than the bloody straws ever had.

It was purely a symbolic thing that some environmentalist celebs cooked up to make them feel warm and fuzzy inside.

It is about the straws but its also about the social messaging and government messaging to businesses that we are to be seen to move away from single use.

Since the straw ban, how many more places are using biodegradable food packaging?

EatTheGnome · 08/08/2024 23:42

Malahide · 08/08/2024 21:45

When purchasing an often pricey takeaway smoothie/coffee etc I really do not believe that having a decent straw provided to drink it with should be a big ask..

Yes, I can bring my own but it’s inconvenient.

The planet can't go to fuck because it inconveniences you to make a minor adjustment to your life to make it bearable. Just carry the bloody cutlery. The planet doesn't care that you feel entitled to a free straw.

altmember · 08/08/2024 23:37

Hobbesmanc · 08/08/2024 21:19

Erm no not really. I just think about the benefits to the world. And thank god i have a mouth that can manage to drink without a straw

You do realise that plastic drinking straws are absolutely irrelevant in the planet's production of plastic waste? For starters, there's more plastic in the plastic lids that they put on the cups than the bloody straws ever had.

It was purely a symbolic thing that some environmentalist celebs cooked up to make them feel warm and fuzzy inside.

WomensRightsRenegade · 08/08/2024 23:34

I’ve just ordered a bumper pack of plastic straws on the back of this thread. Fuck it.

saltinesandcoffeecups · 08/08/2024 23:32

My retirement gig is going to be selling illicit items. So far I’m up the Straws and incandescent light bulbs.

I’ll let you all know when I open “Saltine’s straw and lightbulb emporium”. I imagine myself at clubs and restaurants wearing a long coat and sunglasses in the corner saying “psst buddy.. you looking for something 👀 .. I can hook you up… bendy or straight? I got something in a 75 watt if straws aren’t your thing”

Lovingsummers · 08/08/2024 23:30

I have some good quality paper straws for when really needed, rarely. I'm happy to sacrifice the plastic straw convenience for the sake of the turtles and other wildlife. At least I know it's one less straw that can get stuck up a poor turtles nose each time.

Moonlightdust · 08/08/2024 23:25

Paper straws are not fit for purpose - they’re useless

Plasmodesmata · 08/08/2024 23:24

Why,though, are the paper straws on the outside of small drinks cartons packaged in little clear plastic packets?

littleroad · 08/08/2024 23:19

girlswillbegirls · 08/08/2024 23:15

I agree, allergens need to be disclosed. I would ask this every time if I have a celiac child/ relative.

Studies continually give differing results and no conclusive answers. Hot food appears to be a massive issue and can cause levels to exceed those allowed for coeliacs to consume food safely.

Inspireme2 · 08/08/2024 23:19

Silicone straws.
Metal give me the shudders thinkinf about them.

UneFoisAuChalet · 08/08/2024 23:18

I’m all for recycling. I even tolerate subway’s manky cardboard salad box, but straws. Bring back plastic straws. I rarely have drinks that require straws but we were stuck at an airport a few weeks ago, thirsty and hungry, and I was really looking forward to washing down my quarter pounder with cheese with an ice cold Diet Coke. I slurped once, ok, I can do this, by the third slurp, I have removed the lid and drank from the cup. So disappointing.

IWishIWasABaller · 08/08/2024 23:17

We still use them , buy them on Amazon and carry some with us in the car and in bags

girlswillbegirls · 08/08/2024 23:15

littleroad · 08/08/2024 23:09

Absolutely. This causes my daughter huge anxiety.

I agree, allergens need to be disclosed. I would ask this every time if I have a celiac child/ relative.

Malahide · 08/08/2024 23:14

Catza · 08/08/2024 23:10

Both can be consumed without straws….

Personally I don’t fancy walking through the city with a full, open cup. It doesn’t tend to go well.

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IncessantNameChanger · 08/08/2024 23:10

The only time you don't want a plastic staw is capri sun ( evil engineering) or a McDs milkshake. Or any type of frappe thingies.

All those scuffing at straws I imagine having big milky moustache. I don't see anyone necking milkshakes.

I have bamboo, silicone and paper straws. Never when I need them on me.

Catza · 08/08/2024 23:10

Malahide · 08/08/2024 21:20

You’ve never gotten a takeaway iced coffee or smoothie in your lifetime then?

Both can be consumed without straws….

Random2243 · 08/08/2024 23:09

Silicone straws beat plastic, cardboard, steel, glass. Reusable, soft and don’t leave a horrible metal taste. May have bought 5000 single use plastic straws the week before they were “banned”… in all honesty - almost all in the cupboard still since we got the silicone ones. Also HATE plastic tops attached to the bottles. It. Does. Not. Work!!! I bet supermarkets like - since adding these bottle tops, we now sell 40% more fizzy drinks… let me explain why… COS 40% is wasted and goes flat unintentionally and that’s NOT OK! Rant over.

PollyannaWhittier · 08/08/2024 23:09

Another vote for the solid compostable ones please !
I bought a frappe on a whim the other day as a treat and it was an infuriating experience ! I walked a whole 10min to my train before I started drinking it, and the paper straw had already started to disintegrate. And the guy had somehow filled the cup past its rim and halfway up the dome thing so I couldn't take the lid off and just drink it without wearing half of it (and besides, drinking iced drinks without a straw makes my teeth hurt). I do have some reusable straws at home that I occasionally remember to put in my bag, but then I use them, wash them, and forget to put them back.

littleroad · 08/08/2024 23:09

Octavon · 08/08/2024 23:05

Wheat and pasta straws are a huge problem for allergies because restaurants aren’t disclosing them to customers as an allergen. You order a Coke thinking it’s fine and the straw sends you into anaphylactic shock.

Absolutely. This causes my daughter huge anxiety.

suburberphobe · 08/08/2024 23:08

Do you even care that the earth is going to hell in a hand-cart?!

Malahide · 08/08/2024 23:08

Firenzeflower · 08/08/2024 23:06

Imagine the millions of plastic straws in landfill.... If you want to add more you're an idiot.

Which had you actually read my post you would realise was not the point of this thread..

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Firenzeflower · 08/08/2024 23:06

Imagine the millions of plastic straws in landfill.... If you want to add more you're an idiot.

SaintHonoria · 08/08/2024 23:06

Before the ban came in, I went on a mission and went round as many shops as I can, even ones I had never been in and I also bought on eBay and Amazon, thousands of plastic straws to stockpile.

I cannot abide paper, metal or silicone straws. Only plastic ones suffice.

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