What a strange conclusion to come to based on my post. 🤔
To be clear:
I do my best to avoid anywhere where there are/have been dogs. Unfortunately, the smelly beasts seem to be everywhere nowadays.
Of course I do not and would not choose to swim with dogs. For the reasons I have already outlined.
I certainly don't like to book "dog friendly" holiday cottages. You are right about one thing though, if I did book a supposedly pet-free holiday cottage that turned out to be stinky dogiferous hellhole, I would complain like hell about it.
As for the "dog friendly" area of a pub why in the name of all that's holy do you think I would choose to sit there? 😱