Help me annoy our neighbours

Good luck Op, tje posters pretending it's okay to be rude and ignore your neighbours,well I'm glad I don't have them as neighbours or have to have anything to do with them in real life.

I understand what you mean about these snooty types.I wonder which of these ideas you'lll choose.
Some of them made me roar with laughter, especially the music throat by Lirtle women, and it sending peiple out of the shop.

I might try that for my noisy neighbours.😂

I’m Scottish , perhaps bagpipe lessons at home for your daughter 🤨 or practice tap dancing 😉
My neighbours are generally quite friendly , thank goodness 😅

Teletubbies 😂

Gather a load of dog shit and spread it around their front garden,and through the letter box as you leave.

THIS..... IS GENIUS.

Be the bigger person and move on. Leave them to their petty behaviours and hope that the person who moves in after you either has equivalent noisy parties and behaviours or finds other ways to deal with them - it won’t be your problem.

Apparently you can report cars to 101 or your local police, that are parked blocking pavements and forcing prams and pushchairs into the busy road.

Love this, fuck shit right up, dark.
My neighbours are so bad at the moment, I suggested this to some friends. Plant knotweed in the garden where our houses join. Yeah, it'll take me down, but those fuckers will be coming down with me

Omg they sound just like some neighbours I used to have. They had these horrific karaoke type parties about twice a week when they had loads of people round screaming along to Abba etc. I got so sick of it I recorded them through the wall so I could play it back to them and show them what I was putting up with, but they moved before I plucked up the courage to do it. I also fantasised about playing it back to them on my Bluetooth speaker through the wall - I mean, they could hardly complain about the sound of their own voices! That’s what I’d do if I were you anyway - record the noise from one of their parties and leave it playing where they can hear it - preferably through the wall if your properties are adjoining and then hopefully it won’t disturb anyone else and you can just leave it on for them alone to enjoy when you go out.

Get yourself a tin of the rotting fish Swedish delicacy Surstromming. A small amount down around the doors and infront of the wipers, as well as through the letterbox will create a vomitorium for all to marvel at. Ensure you do not become a victim yourself. Or just open it and chuck it in their garden.

Are they home owners??? Maybe create a situation where they have to disclose a neighbour dispute… or source and plant some Japanese knotweed…….will take a while but fuck shit right up!!

Well depends how evil you're feeling. I've had to deal with very unpleasant neighbour dicks before, and regular parties can be absolutely soul destroying.
Personally if they shut the door in your face, I'd report to the council for noise.
But if you don't fancy that, there's always the options of keying the car (bet it'll end up on the drive then), placing a speaker against their bedroom wall nice and early playing jungle (post party obvs, and just for a few hours so the council can't attend in time) and dog/cat shit on the doorstep.
But I didn't suggest that 🤣

You care too much about what these people MIGHT think of you and it sounds like you are holding it against them they seem to be KEEPING UP APPEARANCES better than yourself.

Definitely get some windchimes, potato up the vehicle exhaust pipe, put speakers against wall and play a good selection of Thrash Metal, put a speaker outdoors directed to their garden as well 😌

I think you sound incredibly judgemental and quite clearly don’t like them - which I imagine they picked up on so can’t be arsed being fake unlike you wanted to be.

You are in two different worlds, they are a young working couple enjoying themselves having friends round and driving a nice car (which you apparently KNOW is on finance) Your a complaining single Mum who’s feeling insecure and bitter after a break up and fixating on whether your neighbours say hello to you or not….

Neighbours don't need to speak to you if they don't want to, they don't know you're renting or probably care, they are just private,
However the slamming the door and parties is unreasonable and I would report to council

Some people just keep themselves to themselves. Trying to force interaction is pretty rude too.

@TheThreeCheesesOfTheApocalypse44
Fantastically creative 👌 🤣

Apparently the current thing to do is to find a handy turd and smear small amounts of it on the underside of the door handles. They'll never be able to clean it off completely and they'll get it on the steering wheel and seat belts before they notice. Just a smear not a clod or they'll feel it when they touch the handle.

Get a water pistol and fill it with weedkiller.
Spray (from an upstairs window ideally) a penis onto their lawn.

Roll on when you leave and hopefully get some lovely neighbours! X

Is this what people call a reverse ..

if is not and you are genuinely caught up in this then I say go high or go home!!

leave them a lovely card through the door saying something like: that you know you’ve never spoken but your moving out soon, and you wanted to let them know about all the times you’ve admired their success from afar, and you noticed how much effort they put into their appearance, the car they drive and thought yould say “ good on you for having such a zest for life” That you hope their drive for success catches others attention as much as it caught yours and you regret not having tried harder to get to know them , that although you have not seen eye to eye with them on some things that you hope they find a community that accepts and supports them as you know how valuable this can be at different stages in life…

it 👀might change their life and yours…

I’m responding only to the first part of your post. Why do you actually care that a neighbour doesn’t respond to your waving or saying good morning? Stop caring what other people think. I couldn’t give a stuff if my neighbours say good morning or not.